Kiwifarms the dating sim

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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kiwifarms dating sim endings

  • Get a Halal thread

    Votos: 5 17.9%
  • Raped by Null

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • get raped by dynastia ad a pack of dingos, and your dog gets doxed

    Votos: 3 10.7%
  • become chris-chans sweetheart

    Votos: 1 3.6%
  • become infected by gout and die a horrible death

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • on the run with Terry A Davis chassed by glow in the dark cia niggers

    Votos: 2 7.1%
  • get eaten by boogie

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • head explodes after eating pickle surprise

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • drown in a pool of putrid rolls

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • stuck in a pickle suit

    Votos: 2 7.1%
  • your indignation ends up lining Null's pockets. You die enraged

    Votos: 3 10.7%
  • become a yandere wiafu/husbando to a cultcow

    Votos: 1 3.6%
  • become a mod

    Votos: 7 25.0%
  • marry someone just for the love quest trophy

    Votos: 1 3.6%
  • Halalded so hard you get a cult following

    Votos: 1 3.6%
  • @NIGGO KILLA becomes your friend

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • being forced fed a hat

    Votos: 2 7.1%

  • Total de votantes
    28
Every ending.

You get a date with a gross dude and you can't even get him off because he has killed his ability to have an orgasm by constantly jerking off with a death grip, plus he can't even get aroused to anything that doesn't have at least a dozen associated horrifying paraphilias.
 
True To Your Kiwi Kuntry Ending: Get a 100+ Semper Fi's for doxxing everyone in in this world, but your kiwi members. That way, they can all send as many cheese pizzas as they want to them and make ~6-7 billion+ more lolcow threads for infinite laughs.
 
Alison Rapp ending: You meet the love of your life, leaving your previous partner to bash their head into the wall, make constant incoherent messages on social media blaming everyone but themselves, and they eventually meet someone else and post like he or she is the greatest thing ever.

...but you're too busy to care.
 
Coolbreeze88 Ending: Betray your fellow Kiwis and join the Stoat Alliance. You finally take KiwiFarms down because Trump can relate to being cyberhareassed.
 
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