Kiwifarms the dating sim

[DICKPICSRUS]

Null ending
Get raped
Melchett ending
jack off in the bathroom

Bad ending
get a Halal thread and remain a virgin with rage
- A-log a lolcow
- throw a ratings fit
- join up with Vordrack

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

another bad ending: you become a lolcow

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Dynastia ending
-Get raped, but he's joined by a pack of Dingoes. Also your dogs get doxed.

another bad ending: you become a lolcow

That's what getting a halal thread means.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Maybe we can get some other bad endings or endings more closely tied to the cows going?

Chris Chan ending
You become his sweetheart, but for real, for some long hours of tribbing.

DSP ending
You become infected with Gout and die a horrible death.

Terry A. Davis ending
You end up on the run with Terry, chased by the CIA niggers that glow in the dark.

Boogie ending
Boogie eats you alive cuz he was too hungry.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Lolcult ending:
-Halalded so hard that you gain a cult following
-continued spergery gets you banned as you now have to lurk to see all the terrible shit people are saying about oyu

Bad ending 3:
-become mod.

The dating sim would just be full of bad endings

 

[Goofy Logic]

The dating sim would just be full of bad endings

In the kiwifarms sim, there are no good endings. Remember that the a-logs always win.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Unhappy marriage ending - Marry someone just for the Love Quest trophy.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Feline Darkmage ending - your head explodes after you get the pickle surprise

 

[LofaSofa]

Make a poll so we can see what ending people want the most.

 

[ES 148]

Chance Carmichael ending: you drown in the putrid rolls.

 

[Dollars2010]

Stuck in a Pickle ending- the man in the pickle suit tricks you (again)

 

[DangerousGas]

Kiwi Miner ending: your indignation ends up lining Null's pockets. You die enraged.

 

[Hiragana]

Cult ending: Become a yandere waifu/husbando to a Cultcow

 

[SpessCaptain]

Bad ending 3:
-become mod.

truth

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

NIGGO ending: @NIGGO KILLA becomes your friend

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

You decide to become a master troll and troll Chris. What do you do ?
-make Alt-accounts to harass him
- Date him
- dress up in a pickle suit and chase him

With all your autistic rage you quickly got to work creating 100s of twitter, Facebook, and email accounts all to tell an autistic tranny brony that "he's not a real woman" "no one loves you" "kill yourself". Your actions were brought to your fellow kiwi's attention when you posted a screenshot of you harassing Chris with you still signed in. Your now ex-comrades created a Halal thread about you detailing all your degeneracy and your dox .

Maybe we can get some other bad endings or endings more closely tied to the cows going?

Chris Chan ending
You become his sweetheart, but for real, for some long hours of tribbing.

You decide to become a master troll and troll Chris. What do you do ?
-make Alt-accounts to harass him
- Date him
- dress up in a pickle suit and chase him

You have decided to follow in the footsteps of the master trolls that came before and decided to become his sweetheart. Soon you came to fall in love with such a man due to your fears of dying a virgin. Both you and Chris got married and tribbled throught the honeymoon. Sometime after the honeymoon period of your relationship the reality set in. Crystal came into this world and it was your responsibilities to raise her , be a breadwinner, and be a good spouse. All the while Chris used your money to buy legos and go to bronycons.

Stuck in a Pickle ending- the man in the pickle suit tricks you (again)

You decide to become a master troll and troll Chris. What do you do ?
-make Alt-accounts to harass him
- Date him
- dress up in a pickle suit and chase him

After ordering something cheap online. You put on the pickle-suit and zip it up only one thing that got in your way to becoming a troll master , you had to take a piss. You reached behind your back to grab the zipper , but it wouldn't budge. You tried it again but no luck. After a few hours and some piss stains later you come to accept your fate of being trapped in a pickle-suit forever.

 

[cumrobbery]

Timetravel ending: You go back in time to when it was the cwcki forums, make one post, and never post again, thus making your account a forgotten relic

 

[RG 448]

Twist Ending: You were Tyler Durden the whole time so you get banned for sockpuppeting.

 

[Army Burger]

David S Gallant ending: Jerk off to Gamergate

Casey Courtright ending: Rub your own shit on yourself

 

[Lackadaisy]

Troon ending: You cut off your dick and join Twitter, donating your to trans lifeline