Let's Sperg kiwifarms.net plays Hatoful Boyfriend - Let's date birds! Six routes complete.

[RM 810]

For completing Anghel's ending we get a new archive file,

Any guesses as to where the plot's going now?
(is there anyone who hasn't played the game before come to think of it)

And some art of Anghel

he's a manlet, so if he was human he'd wear platform boots, that and edge.

His Crimson Angel of Judecca form

 

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So, who do we want to date next?

• Kazuaki Nanaki (teacher bird)
• Nageki Fujishiro (library bird)
• Sakuya Le Bel Shirogane (posh bird)
• Yuuya Sakazaki (flirty bird)

 

[nvrn19]

Nanaki please! 'u'

 

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Hot for teacher it is.

Spoiler: Part Sixty Seven

For Nanaki it doesn't matter which club you join, the first real choice comes on the class hike, where we decide who we want to talk to.

Bitch: "Umm… I wanted to talk to you, sir."

Kazuaki: "Your friends are all here. Why not talk with them?"

Bitch: "Do you not want to talk to me?"

Kazuaki: "No, that's not what I meant..."
"You’re a" "funny" "girl…" "McTits…" "…zzz."

Bitch: "Wait! No! I haven’t said anything yet!"

And so I took a nap with Mr. Nanaki.
I wonder if he has some sort of illness? I hope he’s okay…

As we've played through quite a few times now there's nothing new till tanabata, where we make a different choice form usual when asked if we want to be walked home.

Kazuaki: "All right."

Bitch: "I like it this way!"

Kazuaki: "It’s wonderful to have a place to come back to, isn’t it?"
"Wonderful indeed…"

…he looks a little sad.

Bitch: "Umm, sir--"

Kazuaki: "See you tomorrow! Don't forget your homework."

Or was it just my imagination?

And then another long time skip until the summer festival.

Bitch: "Umm… sir! Today’s the summer festival! Want to go together?"

Kazuaki: "The two of us? I wouldn’t mind, but wouldn’t it be more fun with someone your own age?"

Bitch: "I think it will be plenty of fun with you, sir! Let’s go!"

Bitch: "A-are you okay, sir…?"

Kazuaki: "I’m fine, don’t worry. I’m just not very used to crowds."

Have you studied redox color reactions, McTits?

Bitch: "Oh, yes! In middle school. Copper turns green, and sodium turns red, and that sort of thing…"

Kazuaki: "No, no! Sodium turns yellow, right?"

Bitch: "Oh, that’s right. Teehee, silly me."

Kazuaki: "Anyway, that’s how fireworks work. Mmm, so beautiful…"

Bitch: "Though… …y-your eyes are even more beautiful, sir."

Kazuaki: "…zzz."

He fell asleep!?
He held up pretty well, but I guess he gets even sleepier than usual as soon as the sun goes down…
…and besides, I think the girl is supposed to get told she’s prettier than the night, not the man. Oopsie!

Time skip, and we go to school on the wrong day, and get invited to help mark tests.

Bitch: "This tea is very good!"

Kazuaki: "It has mango in it. I do like sweet tea…"

 

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Spoiler: Part Sixty Eight

The second semester starts, and after a few lessons

The classroom is filled with a cloud of dancing feathers.
Did somebirdie eviscerate a down pillow, or something?

Bitch: "Ryouta, what…?"

Ryouta: "It's moulting season, so..." "Well, one little breeze and it looks like this unless we make sure to keep everything clean."

Bitch: "Sir! Can we clean up a little before homeroom?"

Kazuaki: "Cleaning in the morning?"

Kazuaki: "Did they come in the window, perhaps…?"

Bitch: "……Huh?"
"Sir, umm… did you spill some chlorine on yourself?"

Kazuaki: "Chlorine?" "We don’t use that kind of detergent…"

Bitch: "But, umm, you really smell like it…"

Kazuaki: "Oh, that would be the bleach."

B-bleach…!?

Bitch: "S-sir! Are you one of those degenerates who bathes with bleach powder!?"

Kazuaki: "No, no, I dozed off and got stuck in the washing machine last night, that's all."

Bitch: "Th-that’s dangerous! Sir, please be careful!"

Kazuaki: "Mmm, yes, I’ll… zzz."

I guess there wasn’t any way he was going to stay awake after helping us clean the room.

 

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Sorry for triple posting, these were some image heavy updates.

Spoiler: Part Sixty Nine

Skip to the school festival

I don’t have anything to do, so I guess I’ll go look around.

Hmm...

Bitch: "Mr. Nanaki? What is it?"

Kazuaki: "Your shift is tomorrow, right?"

Bitch: "Yup!"

Kazuaki: "Could you maybe help at the reception desk? We're getting a lot more people than we expected..."

Bitch: "Of course! I shall mete out information and directions like an Oni of old, cleaver in hand, seated atop a throne wrought from the skulls of my foes!"

Kazuaki: "Thank you! I’ll go get a chair."

Bitch: "Okay!"

Kazuaki: "Aah... it looks like the crowd is thinning out a little. That was tiring..."

Bitch: "Are you okay, sir?"

Kazuaki: "I’m fine, just a little t…" "…zzz."

Bitch: "At least he held up pretty well until now…"

It’s almost time to clear up and prepare for classes tomorrow…

And so I spent the last hours of the festival nervously watching mister Nanaki sleep, slipping ever lower in his chair."

We barge in on an argument between Kazuaki and Shuu, and side with Kazuaki (this is back in part twenty four if you want to re-read) And then more time skip.

I think I’ll go home and spend some fulfilling TIME before going to bed!

Bitch: "Hi, Ryouta!"

Ryouta: "You know where mister Nanaki lives, right?"

Bitch: "Yes, but… why do you ask?"

Ryouta: "He left his phone in the staff room."
"He’s already left, but… You know how slowly he moves. If you hurry, you could catch up to him before he gets home!"
"I could take it to him, but I need to run some errands for my mother before I go home, so I was wondering if maybe you could…?"

Bitch: "Sure! I’m not doing anything."

Ryouta: "Thank you!"

…He probably spends 97% of his time at home asleep.

Bitch: "…hmm?"

A piece of paper fell out of his phone case.

Bitch: "What’s this…?"
"…!"

A photo of a bird, but… I can’t see the face at all. Someone’s scribbled all over it.

Bitch: "Did… mister Nanaki do this? It doesn’t seem like him at all."

I’ll just put it back in the case. Maybe I should pretend I didn’t see it…?

Bitch: "Sir, you forgot your cellphone!"

Kazuaki: "…so I did! Thank you for coming after me with it, McTits. That was very nice of you."

Bitch: "No problem at all, sir! Umm…"

Kazuaki: "Hmm? Was there something else?"

We finally reach a choice, should we talk about the crazy picture?

 

[Dolphi]

Ask about the photo.

Spoiler

Nageki route when?

 

[RM 810]

Ask about the photo.

Spoiler

Nageki route when?

We can do it next if you want.

Spoiler: Part Seventy

Kazuaki: "Fell out?"

Bitch: "Umm, the picture. I…"

Kazuaki: "Aaah, yes, that."
"……"
"Don't worry about it. After all, it's not something you need to worry about, right?"

But I’m curious!

Bitch: "It was… almost completely marked out."

Kazuaki: "Yes."
"Because I marked it out."

He… he did!? I never would have believed it from someone else, but since it’s him saying so…

Kazuaki: "Well, see you tomorrow!"

He… has a side I’ve never seen, doesn’t he…?

Well, I'm done cleaning, so I guess it's time to go home.

Bitch: "……?"

Where’s my phone?
I remember looking at Daily Portal Z during break, so… I can’t have left it at home.

Bitch: "We had chemistry lab today, right…?"

is open. Good.

Sitting right on the bench I worked at.

Bitch: "Sorry, were you lonely? Come on, let’s head home!"

I bumped into…

Shuu: "... you again. Has you life no purpose aside from meddling with me?"

Bitch: "No, I…!"

What is he even doing here? He came out of the chemistry prep room… right?

Shuu: "Alone, after school, in the lab… what were you doing?"

Bitch: "U-umm, I left something behind…"

Shuu: "Did you see anything?"

Bitch: "Eh…?"

Shuu: "I’m asking if you saw anything."

Bitch: "Wh-what are you…"

What is he talking about? Would it be a problem if I had seen something?

Shuu: "……"
"…very well."
"May I ask a favour of you, miss McTits?"

Bitch: "Ah, yes! What is it?"

Shuu: "Could you bring me the files from the prep room? The black ones, on the desk."

Bitch: "…isn’t this the prep room right here?"

Shuu: "They are… somewhat heavy, for me. But I am sure you will have no problem with them."
"Would you mind?"

Bitch: "N-no, sir…"

I’ll just do as he says…

I don’t see anything like what he asked me for…

Bitch: "!"

W-wait!
……

Bitch: "I’m locked in…?"
"D-doctor! Doctor, let me out!"
"What are you doing? Let me out! Brute! Villain! Fluffy heretic!"

No reply.
The building’s going to be locked soon, and I didn’t tell anyone I was coming here…

Bitch: "Waaaah…!"
"Somebirdie, help me!" "The doctor locked me in here!"

Why did he do that?
There’s no reason to, unless--

Bitch: "H-he thinks I saw something I shouldn’t have…"
"This must be his way of… Shutting me up. Or removing the evidence…" "That’s probably it."

I’m in despair.
This evil doctor who will probably be coming back with a cleaver or something has left me in despair!

Spoiler

I’m not sure I could make it out the window…
But I have to get out of here, quickly! How can I…!?

Bitch: "!"

Footsteps. Coming closer.
I have to hide!
B-but there’s nowhere to hide in here…!

Bitch: "I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Please, don’t--"
"…huh?"

Bitch: "M-mister Nanaki..."

Kazuaki: "I thought I heard noises coming from over here… Were you banging the door, McTits?"
"That’s not good. The door isn’t a punching bag!"

I think I can see a halo around his head. I can practically hear angels! I’m alive!

Bitch: "I-I didn’t come in of my own accord! The doctor--"

Shuu: "That’s right, I asked her to."

Bitch: "!"

Shuu: "Indeed. I am... truly sorry."
"I completely forgot I’d asked her to get something, and locked her in and walked off."

You locked the door as soon as I walked in here! Who are you, Clive Wearing!?

Kazuaki: "Is that it? Well, then…"

Bitch: "This whole thing stinks of ill-doing, mister Nanaki!"

Kazuaki: "But the doctor said it was an accident."
"I think it might be best if you went home as soon as possible this time of year McTits. It gets dark so quickly.

That is true. I wanted to leave early, but then all this happened!

Bitch: "Well, then… I’ll head home now."

Kazuaki: "Stay safe! We’ll have a career plans survey tomorrow, so don’t forget the printout from earlier today."
"......"
"McTits is a very honest, nice girl, isn't she?"
"Though, she is a little bit restless."

Shuu: "I agree completely. Anyway, I shall excuse myself now. Good bye."

Kazuaki: "Doctor."

Shuu: "…yes?"

Kazuaki: "That was a little sloppy." "You failed to pay sufficient attention to your surroundings."
"That sort of thing will be the death of you, you know."

Shuu: "……"

Kazuaki: "... just kidding." "Accidents like that happen to everyone, and you remembered to come let her out in the end. Don't worry about it."

Shuu: "…yes." "Thank you, Professor."

And then time skip to Legumentine's

Which beans should we buy?

 

[cmcki]

Country millet.

 

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Spoiler: Part Seventy One

Bitch: "Umm… Today is Legumentine’s! So I wanted to give you beans…"

Kazuaki: "You want to give them to me? Are you sure that’s okay? You don’t have someone else?"

Bitch: "No, sir! I want to give them to you, sir!"
"I don’t know what kind of things you like to eat, so I wasn’t sure which to get, but…"

Kazuaki: "Aah, millet seeds..." "I like them very much."
"I’ve enjoyed them for a long time." "They bring back good memories…" "Mmm, such a nice, gentle smell…"
"...zzz."

Bitch: "S-sir! They do smell nice, but please don’t fall asleep!"

Kazuaki: "Oh! Umm…" "Are you really sure you want to give these to me?"

Bitch: "Yes, sir! A hunter-gatherer never goes back on her word!"

Kazuaki: "Thank you, then. Mmm…"
"I wonder what I should give you in exchange..." "I'll have to think about it."

I’m glad he liked them!

But there’s one thing I have left to do first. One thing I need to do.

Kazuaki: "If it’s about your career plan, don’t worry, you’re still a sophomore. You don’t have to decide for a few months left."

Bitch: "N-no, sir. I… wanted to ask you something."

Kazuaki: "Oh? Please, do."

Bitch: "Sir… I like you. Is that… is that all right?"

Kazuaki: "You do say the strangest things, McTits."
"I like you, too. You’re kind, smart, you work hard…"

Bitch: "I-I didn’t mean it like that…!"

Kazuaki: "Hmm…"
"...listen, I'm no longer able to love another creature." "It's not your fault, McTits... I'm sorry"

No longer able to love another creature? What does he mean?

Kazuaki: "You saw it, remember?"

Bitch: "…saw what, sir?"

Kazuaki: "The photo."

Bitch: "Yes, sir. I didn’t mean to…"

Kazuaki: "Don’t worry about it. I knew you wouldn’t lie."
"I suppose I should tell you…"
"That was a photo of the most important bird in my life."

Bitch: "...I'm sorry sir, I didn't meant to come between..."

Kazuaki: "I thought we could live through anything, just the two of us."
"I think we meant more to each other than anybirdie else in the world…"
"But… One day I looked around, and I was alone."
"Life changed, after that."
"I… stopped caring. About a lot of things."
"I can never forget." "Never forget our life, our promises."
"But… I’m not sure how to say this.
"As I looked at the photo every day, I… realized I couldn’t tell anymore.
"Couldn’t tell if I felt love when I saw that face, or if… if I felt hatred.

Bitch: "I… I think losing someone dear is painful for everyone…

Kazuaki: "After a while, I… I couldn’t stand to see it anymore.

Bitch: "So you…?

Kazuaki: "That’s right… but even as I tried to forget, some part of me didn’t want to."
"You see now, right? Why I don’t want to love again."
"By now, the love I felt has soured into resentment."
"Rather than forcing all that hatred onto one person I..." "I think it's better to love everyone around you just enough that you won't regret losing them."

Bitch: "That’s… too sad…!"

Kazuaki: "You don’t agree, McTits?"

Bitch: "I love your kindness, sir…"
"But when I see that kindness bringing you pain, I have to wonder if there isn’t a better way…"

Kazuaki: "Ahaha, I wonder."
"By the way… There’s one more thing I should tell you."

Bitch: "?"

Kazuaki: "That photo…"
"It's gone now." "I burned it."

Bitch: "Eeh!?"

Kazuaki: "When you saw it, it made me think about things again. I never would have shown it to anyone, so I was… rather shaken."
"We both knew that one of us would be gone one day, and… Neither of us would have wanted the other to mourn."
"So, as I looked at the photo…"
"I thought… it was better. Better to put it away. So I burned it."
"Sort of… as an apology for defacing it like that."
"I should remember the beautiful face I knew, not... a photo covered in scribbles."

Bitch: "Oh…"

Kazuaki: "McTits, just because I’m a teacher doesn’t mean you should always look up to me."

Bitch: "Th-that doesn’t have anything to do with it…!"
"But… I understand that you don’t want to forget her, sir."

Kazuaki: "I have an idea, McTits."
"I will be waiting here at this school, forever." "If after you've grown up a little you still feel the same way... I'll be here for you."

Bitch: "Sir, that’s…"

Kazuaki: "I don’t like to make idle promises, but…"
" I’m sure you’ll grow up into a wonderful person, McTits. So let’s wait until then."

Bitch: "Yes, sir…!"

Graduating, growing up, and then coming back here... That will be another story.

And that's the end of Mr Nanaki's route.

New archive

Official art

Nageki's going to be next, but I'm pretty swamped atm, so it may take a while to get the next update up.

 

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Haha, my triumphant return to the world of bird romance. We're doing the Nageki route and so have joined the library staff.

Spoiler: Part Seventy Two

It’s on the fifth floor, though, so at least the view is nice.
Sitting here twiddling my thumbs is bad for me. I wish someone would come ask me something.
…
…
…
There’s nobirdie here.

Bitch: "I wonder if it would be okay to close early…?
"Aaah, I wish I could just spread my wings and fly away!"

Nageki: "Planning to jump off the building? The window there is rather good for that, miss receptionist."

Bitch: "Nageki!? When did you…?"

Nageki: "I've been here all along."

I never noticed… He’s almost as bad as the doctor.

Nageki: "You’re thinking I have no presence, right? It’s okay. I already know that."

Bitch: "You certainly seem to like this place."

Nageki: "Yes. Is that a problem?"

How should we treat the nerd bird?

 

[cmcki]

Books are nice!

 

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Spoiler: Part Seventy Three

Bitch: "Why don’t you join the library staff, Nageki? You could read whatever you want."

Nageki: "I already read whatever I want."

…touché.

Nageki: "You shouldn’t slack off, miss receptionist."

And with that, he takes a book and is gone between the stacks. What a strange bird…

Time skip, and because Nageki's a first year while we're a second we don't see him again until the sports day, where we skive off to go hang in the library.

Aah, much better!
…it’s nice that the AC is on, but do we really need it? Nobirdie’s in here today.

???: "It’s not on.

Bitch: "!"

Nageki: "It's you miss McTits."

Woah! He called me by my name.

Nageki: "They don’t turn the air conditioning on until June. It just feels cold compared to outside."

Bitch: "Oh, is that it?"

It would be a little strange to start spending money to cool a barely-used library in May.

Bitch: "Anyway, aren’t you going to participate in the festival, Nageki?"

Nageki: "Aren’t you?"

Bitch: "Eep!"

Nageki: "I don't like it outside." "So I stay in here." "That's all."

Bitch: "Hmm… I see."

Nageki: "………"
"Why are you sitting next to me?"

Bitch: "Do you mind?"

Nageki: "………not really."

Bitch: "U-um, listen, our class president got duped into being a cheerleader, and…"

Nageki: "……"

Bitch: "S-sorry…"

Nageki: "...no, keep going."

And so I spent the day telling him about the festival and whatnot while he read.
I don’t know how much he was listening to me, but he didn’t seem to mind… I think?

Another time skip and it's the end of the first semester.

Am I the only one? Well, that just makes my job easier."

…but I’m probably not alone. I’ve seen this situation before.

Bitch: "Nageki?"

No reply. Maybe he’s not here.

Bitch: "Are you here, Nage--"

Bitch: "Hello!"

Nageki: "You’re rather noisy today. Did you want something?"

Bitch: "Nope! I was just wondering if you were here."

Nageki: "Of course. I’m always here."

He replies from his corner, in a somewhat annoyed tone of voice.
Oh! The book he’s holding…

Bitch: "That’s assigned reading this semester! Is it any good?"

Nageki: "…not really. I’m almost done with it."
"It forces its 'safe' ethical viewpoint on the reader." "Like all assigned reading."

Doesn't like going outside, talking to people, or ethics? I think Nageki's more of a kiwi than a mourning dove.

Nageki:"The whole concept is inane. Why force everyone to read the same books?"

Bitch:"It’s pretty boring most of the time."

Nageki:"What do you like to read?"

Bitch:"Huh?"

Nageki:"You volunteered to work here. So you must like books. I was wondering what to read next."

Bitch:"So you want me to recommend something?"

He nods.

Night on the Galactic Railroad is a famous Japanese fantasy novel, while OreHato is a parody of OreImo aka My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute aka that one weirdly popular incest thing.

So, creepy weeb shit or actual literature?

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

DELETE, I'M A FUCKING IDIOT WHO DIDN'T READ THE POST DATE