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Bad ending's super short, so I'll chuck it up now, and secret character will be done next

To get it you need to not go for any bird in particular, and you receive your due punishment for being a prude.

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This is a parody of the Shadowgate death screen

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And also the bad end is more plot, so it's useful to get, even though we don't get anymore archive notes from it.
 
To get the secret character you play the game as normal until you get to tanabata, and then wish for 'mad love'
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And then, we return to school

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Finals are coming up and the glum depression is already setting in, but at least we won’t have to swelter in the classroom all afternoon.
…why is a school this famous even stingier with its air conditioning than a public school, anyway?

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Bitch: "Ryouta?"

Ryouta: "Have you has lunch yet? I was about to go to the cafeteria. Want to come with me?"

Bitch: "Okay! I heard they’ve expanded the menu, and I wanted to try it sometime. They have massacred ramen now!"

Ryouta: "Is that like half-dead fried rice?"

Bitch: "Probably! And Oko--"

*glass smash sound*

Bitch: "What!? What's going on!?"

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???: "You... are you the one who called forth this disaster? The one who invoked the Braud Taris of the Blue Sky?"

I have no idea.

Bitch: "Th-the blood! You're bleeding!"

???: "! My chest... You are...!"

Bitch: "Ryouta, I don’t think he understands Japanese! We have to get him to the infirmary!"

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Bitch: "What? But the blood…"

Ryouta: "He’s the Luzon from the class next to ours. Their plumage just looks like that."

Bitch: "What, really!?"

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That’s an odd name… I wonder if he came from overseas, like Sakuya? His Japanese is kind of strange, too.

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Anghel: "Sleeping Servant of the Heavens!"

Bitch: "Yes!?"

Umm, he is talking to me, right?

Anghel: "Time is slipping by. Judgment draws ever nearer! You must find The Truth by the Light of the Red Moo--"
"Gah!"
"I must last... a little longer...!" "Be silent, Crimson Breast...!"

Bitch: "You are hurt, aren't you!?"

Anghel: "Do not touch me!
"Farewell, Edel Blau of the Blue Sky. Fate decrees that we shall meet again!"

He’s gone. What was that all about?

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Bitch: "Hmm... let's go eat lunch."

Time skip

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Bitch: "Aren’t you uncomfortable, too? I thought doves fared badly in the heat."

Sakuya: "Letting your weakness show in front of others is the mark of the vulgar class."

Bitch: "Hmm… Maybe I should take a leaf out of your book."

*glass smash*

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Him again!

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Bitch: "I think he’s named Anghel. He’s the class eccentric next door."

Sakuya: "Hmph, another peasant. None of you even have the right to be in this school." "Go back to the Philippines and bang some coconuts together, why don’t you."

Bitch: "Luzon Bleeding-Hearts are from the Philippines?"

That would be why they’re call “Luzon” Bleeding-Hearts. The Philippines have bananas, right? Now I want to call him “Bananaman”.
Incidentally, Sakuya is about as unhinged as Anghel, so maybe they should be friends.

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Anghel: "Apostle of the Blue Sky!"

Bitch: "Yes!?"

Anghel: "Can you not… remember who I am?"

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so, uh....angel?
 
Let's enforce delusions, why not?

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Anghel: "!"
"…have you awoken at last, Apostle Edel Blau!?"
"We have but little time left. You must decide!" "Will you cross swords with me on the promised ground, or--"
"Agh…!"


Every time he goes 'argh' the screen flashes white

Anghel: "No! Not now!"

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He flies away down the corridor, in spite of my protests. What a busy bird.


Time skip

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Sometimes it seemed long and sometimes it seemed short, but either way, it’s summer now!

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Bitch: "Hello, Anghel!"

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Anghel: "Edel Blau of the Blue Sky. I am about to open a Gate to the Other World. What will you do?"

Bitch: "A gate to the other world? You mean--"

He stares intently towards the end of the hallway.

Bitch: "…The infirmary?"

Anghel: "A mere disguise, Edel Blau." "I sense a powerful, Evil Magic inside--no doubt the Tree of Blight, Rufa, has taken root within."
"Left alone, it will soon swallow the entire school. We must stop it now…!"

I wonder how Dr. Iwamine would react to an eccentric Filipino breaking down his door.

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Anghel: "!"
"Is that true, Edel Blau?"
"...indeed, my Demonic Red Eye feels no murderous aura." "Perhaps it would be wise to wait and observe for a while..."

Bitch: "That’s probably a good idea. The doctor doesn’t take kindly to roughhousing, I think."

Anghel leaves, satisfied.

Had we let him go we'd have never seen him again, and we'd get the bad ending. After the doctor's ending I'm sure you can guess why. (Incidentally, does anyone have any theories yet? People trying to untangle this plot is always hilarious)

Time skip, and it's the summer festival, I'm not even going to bother asking who we should take.

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???: "...lau..."

This is the right time, isn't it? Is my phone’s clock off…?

???: " …del Blau…"

Hmm… Maybe I should go ahead by myself…?


Anghel: "Edel Blau!"

Bitch: "Wah!?"

I can hear him, but where is he!?

Bitch: "Anghel? Is that you?"

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A wild ANGHEL appeared!

Bitch: "Aaah! You scared me!"

Anghel: "Sh!"

He frantically glances about.

Anghel: "A lower demon of Baal. I can still feel its presence! It lurks nearby, Edel Blau."

Bitch: "Fighting evil again, Anghel?"

Anghel: "…you have but just awakened. It is too soon to bring you into battle. Take this."

He hands me…

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Bitch: "You’re right. Come on, let’s go to the festival!"

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Maybe he’s not used to crowds?

Bitch: "Is this your first time coming to a summer festival, Anghel?"

Anghel: "I was born beneath the star of solitude. I am not allowed these pleasures."

Bitch: "Don’t tell me you don’t have any friends…!?"

Anghel: "!"
"An Aveskellar of Chaos! Why here, why now...!?"

He’s staring agitatedly at stand selling cheap toys and trinkets.


Bitch: "Umm… that looks like a normal booth to me…"

Anghel: "When the Chaotic Wings of the Reaper appear on this Earth, The Echoes of The End shall be heard across the land…" "Edel Blau, you must undergo training."

It is easy to lose track of your exercise regime during vacation.
And so Anghel and I enjoyed the festival in our own special way.

Time skip

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We’re planning to do a café, but we haven’t decided on the theme yet…

Bitch: "Huh?"

There’s a student ID card lying on the floor. Did somebirdie drop it here?

Bitch: "Umm… Akagi Yoshio, 2-2." "Who’s that? I guess I should take this to the faculty room."

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Bitch: "!?" "Wh-what’s going on, Anghel?"

Anghel: "You must not... you must not say forbidden name! It shall open Pandora's Gate, and bring about the End of All Things!"

Bitch: "Eeeeh…!?

This ID card’s owner is going to cause the end of the world? …and what is “Pandora’s Gate”?

Bitch: "Anghel, are you actually Akag--"

Anghel: "Gyaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"E-Edel Blau! Seek you to torture this Servant of God!?"
"You must not speak the names of angels!" "You must not sing songs about the names of angels!" "You must not say it!"
"-pant-… -pant-…"
"Perhaps… my wish was not granted…?"

Oh no! Now he’s sad.


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How should we react to our poor little sperg?
 
Accept the contract because we're a dumb bitch
 
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Anghel: "Wh… What…?"
"You cannot have forgotten, Edel Blau." "You, the Angel of Fire, who drove me from this world and imprisoned me in an eternal cage of ice!"
"Are you saying… you will join me…?"


Bitch: "You are not alone, Anghel!"

Anghel: "Yes…!"
"Very well! We shall seal the contract on this ground, Edel Blau! Fleeting, as it is eternal!"

Anghel scribbles some sort of indecipherable symbol or script on the ID card, and smiles happily.


Anghel: "This shall be proof of our alliance! Keep it with you."

Bitch: "Eh, eeeh…?"

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Why do I have to carry this around for you???

Time Skip

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The cafeteria switches to the fall menu today, right? I wonder what they have!

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Bitch: "Y-Yuuya!?"
"What is it? Usually I’m the one looking for you!"
"Are you finally being drawn in by my Sexy and Gradual style?"

Yuuya: "Exactly. Your bountiful allure stands out from afar, drawing me ever nearer." "Like a guiding Polaris, smelling of udon."
"…but that’s not what I came here to talk to you about."


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Yuuya lifts Anghel up by the nape of his neck, and holds him out towards me.

Bitch: "Wh-what are you two doing together…?"

Anghel: "Do not fear, Edel Blau. This man is not our foe."

Bitch: "Umm, what exactly…"

Yuuya: "Well, I was going to clean up the infirmary, and…"

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Anghel: "When? When will the time for action come?"

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Anghel: "!"
"You…! Be you a Fiend of Darkness, spawned from the deep Pits of Erebus!?"

Yuuya: "Well, I may be a little bit of a creature of the night, but I wouldn’t exactly call myself a fiend, no."
"My proper title would be… The Midnight Rose!" "Or something like that."

Anghel: "I see it now! An Apostle of the Violet Rose! Forgive my suspicions. Demons lurk behind every corner friend."

Yuuya: "Apostle of the Violet Rose… Sounds like the dashing, masked hero in some shoujo manga." "Suits me just fine."
"That aside, I’d advise you not to go in there." "If you value your life, anyway."

Anghel: "Warnings from those who follow the Violet Rose are heeded well by all but fools and dead men."

Yuuya: "The doctor works in here all night, sometimes." "His concentration is admirable, but it does take a toll on his patience."
"If somebody were to barge in while he was in the middle of something, well…" "Let’s just say it would be a pity if that mark on your chest got any larger, you know?"

Anghel: "!"
"Would the Dark Magician be so cruel!?"
"We must seal him away immediately!"

Yuuya: "No, stop! I told you, man…" "Going in there is suicide!"

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Bitch: "I wouldn’t be calling it “OK”, Yuuya…" "Why are you bringing him to me?"

Yuuya: "He said you were his friend."

Anghel: "I thought it was wise to report these discoveries to you, Edel Blau."

Yuuya: "Anyway, that’s what that was all about." "I’ll let you take it for here, mon amie. Adieu!"

Bitch: "Yuuya, wait!"

Why do I have to babysit Anghel??

Bitch: "Umm…"
"Well, let’s go get lunch, Anghel."

Anghel: "!?"
"I-I don't mind, but... are you sure?" "Being seen with me could put your very soul at risk, Edel Blau."

Bitch: "Whatever!" "Break is almost over, so let’s hurry."

Time skip

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I don’t have anything to do, so I guess I’ll go look around.
Isn’t there a manga club here? I wonder if they’re doing a zine or something for the festival…
I think I’ll go look!

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Bitch: "!?"
"Anghel! Are you a member of the manga club, then?"

Do you even have to ask?

Anghel: "Indeed. This… is my weapon."

Anghel produces a mapping pen with a dramatic flourish.

Bitch: "Whoa… that looks like it would hurt if you got poked."

Anghel: "It has stained many a day with the gore of friend and for alike."

Are you sure it’s not just that you’re careless and end up stabbing yourself a lot…?

Anghel: "!"
"My scarlet breast stirs… No! Why now…!?"
"I shall leave this to you, Edel Blau. I must go…!"

In other words, it’s your turn to run the stand and you want me to do it for you?

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Shall we help out our weeb friend? (Can you even be a weeb if you're Japanese?)
 
Weeb birds unite!

The fact that you both have bird icons is sweet, and we've already had most of the Hatoful inspired screen names in the thread, just @Hatoful Dandy to go I think.

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Anghel: "I shall follow the Covenant of my Blood to the End! Haah!"

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It’s not like I have anything better to do, so I’ll take his shift for him.

Time skip

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Huh? Isn’t that…

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Anghel: "Shh?"

Anghel beckons to me, completely visible despite his obvious attempts to conceal himself.

Anghel: "Do you not sense the quickening, Edel Blau?"

Bitch: "Quickening?"

Anghel: "The Demon Spores swarm with alarming intensity! They come... from there...!"

He’s looking at--


Bitch: "Still going on about the infirmary, huh?"

Anghel: "I have told you that is merely a façade, Edel Blau."
"The Tree of Blight, Rufa… yes, it is the Incubator of Absolute Darkness!"

Bitch: "That makes even less sense! Why’s a fallen angel stressing over an infirmary, anyway?"

Anghel: "The entire school will be swallowed by the Demon Spores if we do not act!"
"Were that to happen, my Crimson Breast would run wild once more! I might even... you..."

I’m not sure why, but it seems like he’s planning to hurt me.
Scum! Vagabond! Little do you know that the Lourde family tradition is to kill first and ask questions later!

Anghel: "…but the Root of All Evil, the Dark Sorceror, is not here at present. I must plan my attack… Rest easy until then, Edel Blau."

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It looks like a normal infirmary to me. Is something really going to happen?

Christmas eve, and we get a visitor

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Bitch: "Coming!"

……
…? There’s no one here.

I could have sworn I heard the doorbell… Maybe it was a prank…?

There’s a little bag at my feet, with a note.
“To Edel Blau, Apostle of the Heavens.”
Must be from Anghel!
Inside…
A crucifix?
Oh, and a letter. Let’s see…

"Judgement draws near. Let us meet at the promised place. --The Crimson Angel of Judecca."

…if you’re going to ask me out, can’t you at least say when and where!?

And then comes New Years and we go for a shrine visit.

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Get a blessing, and get surprised

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Over by the office, isn’t that…

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Ryouta: I understand that you’re upset, but you’re holding up the line…

Anghel seems to be having some sort of breakdown at the amulet stall.

Ryouta: "Oh, Bitch! Good timing!"
"Anghel couldn’t decide which to get, and now he’s hysterical." "I’m gonna get my pay docked for selling slowly…"
"I need to get him out of the line, but…"

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Bitch: "What’s wrong, Anghel?"

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Infinite possibilities?

Anghel: "The present is a single point in the vast, Cosmic Soup of Time. Do I place myself under the protection of the Wise Kingfisher, or the Guiding Pearl, or…?"
"I must decide which one will most likely aid me in the--"

Bitch: "How about traffic safety?" "You strike me as the type to fly out into the road and get hit by a car, Anghel. Traffic safety is good!"
"Ryouta, can you give us a traffic safety charm?"

Ryouta: "Here you are! Thanks, Bitch!"

And so I paid for the amulet and dragged Anghel out of the choked-up line.

Anghel: "Y...you lifted the mighty Burden of Decision from my shoulders, Edel Blau?"

Bitch: "Yup! Don’t worry about it."
"Here’s your amulet. Don’t lose it!"

Anghel: "…I thank you." "Guide me well, oh Wondrous Pearl!"

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I wonder if he’ll remember to look both ways.

Another time skip, and it's Legumentine's again.

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What beans should we get for our sperg boyfriend?
 
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Anghel’s in class 2, right? I wonder if he’s still in the classroom…

Bitch: "Anghel? Are you in here?"

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Bitch: "Hi, Anghel! I, umm… have something to give you."

Anghel: "Quiet, Edel Blau! We are in grave danger!"

Bitch: "Eeeeeh???"

Anghel pulls me from the room, and runs into the hallway as if fleeing from something.

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Anghel: "There is a risk that I could be cursed if others were to learn of our connection."

In other words, the other boys in your class would make fun of you for having a girlfriend.

Bitch: "Sorry, Anghel. I wasn’t thinking."
"It’s Legumentine’s today. Do you… want my beans?"

Anghel: "Th-these are…!"

A change comes over him.

Anghel: "He he he… aah, Black Beandonna…!"

Bitch: "Wh-what’s going on?"

Anghel: "Agh! Get out! This is my body, and I won’t let you use it as you please!"
"These beans are evil, Edel Blau of the Blue Sky!"

Bitch: "They look like normal black beans to me…"

Anghel: "Indeed. Have no fear, I shall destroy them now."

He opens the package and dumps its contents into his beak.

Anghel: *cough* *cough*

Bitch: "A-are you okay!? How do I heimlich a pigeon!?"

Anghel: "D… don’t worry… about me…! Escape while you can, Edel Blau…!"

Maybe he’s a little young for black beans.

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This has been a long year. I’ve gotten involved with a Filipino… a Bananaman… an eccentric fallen angel…
Huh?
There’s a letter in my desk.

"The time has come. Meet me at Rufa, the Tree of Blight. --Crimson Angel of Judecca.

It’s from the eccentric Filipino Bananaman!


Bitch: "Is he planning to break into the infirmary…?"

The doctor being what he is, I’m worried for Anghel. I’d better hurry.

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Did I go into the wrong room…? No, I’m sure this is the infirmary.
But this place is like nothing that belongs in a school.

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Shuu: "I have waited for you, Crimson Angel of Judecca. Waited… from the very beginning."
"The Tree of Blight has fed on the Flesh and Blood of the Innocent, and has opened the Gate to Dark She'ol" "We stand at the very border between this world and the next!"
"And so you have appeared, lured here by the Taint of She’ol leaking through. Just as planned…!"

Anghel: "So, your plan has been to swallow the school into the Abyss all along. Too bad! I shall not allow the Tree to reach maturity!"

Shuu: "Hohoho! Please, do not misunderstand." "I have no intention of bringing The End with this wooden toy."
"No, what I want… is your Accursed Flesh, Angel of Hell."
"I am Wallenstein!" "You must agree it is a fitting name for the Dark King." "Come to me, Spirit of Evil!"

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Bitch: "Anghel!?"

A black miasma floods from his chest, and is swallowed by the tree.

Bitch: "What are you doing, doctor!? This is cruel!"

Shuu: "You should know, Reincarnation Edel Blau, the Apostle who sealed the Crimson Angel of Judecca."
"This dove holds within him an Avatar of Destruction!"

Bitch: "An avatar of… destruction…?"

Anghel: "Have you forgotten, Edel Blau…?" "That day, long ago… in the time of Gods and Demons…" "... when you took up the sword to end my rampage…?"

Shuu: "I have drawn out the power you sealed in his breast with the Forbidden Mantrayana."
"The Tree of Blight has consumed both the students of this school and the mindless power of the Crimson Devil!" "Welcome to The End!"
"Arise Himnesia, Bringer of Death!"

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Anghel: "No… it’s over… it’s all over! The world will be swallowed by Darkness…!"

Best music in the game kicks in about here

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Anghel: "Edel Blau…"

Bitch: "Have you forgotten, Anghel? I still have that ID card with the weird squiggles you drew!"
"We still have hope!" "All we need to do is kill this final boss thingie, right?"
"We stand together, Anghel…!"

Anghel: "... I never thought the day would come where we two would join in battle once more."
"I... had not the courage to face down my evil half." "But you...!"
"Take this Edel Blau!"


This is… the mapping pen…!

Anghel: "Saekro'm, the Holy Spear, is yours to wield! Come!"

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Anghel uses Dark Void Shockwave!
Himnesia takes 24 damage!

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So, yeah. The game becomes turn-based combat at this point. With our vitality being our hit points, and I assume wisdom and charisma relating to our attacks somehow.

Every turn Himnesia uses Obliteration Blade, and we, and Anghel, use a different attack, Anghel's attacks are;

Blood Lotus Cremation
Crimson Seraph Chain
Megido Nova Circumversio

And we get choices;

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And then, after Anghel's last attack;

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Anghel: "You miscalculated, Wallenstein. You did not account for Edel Blau’s presence here!"

Shuu: "Bah! I must withdraw…!"
"Do not forget!" "I shall summon a second Himnesia, and a third, until the world is torn apart by their Thirst for Blood!"


Anghel: "Wait, Wallenstein…!"

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Bitch: "I remember your Fall, and I remember chasing after you to try to bring you back, and…!"

Anghel: "... and you remember skewering me with Saekro'm and imprisoning me in the Cage of Ice?"

Bitch: "Yes…"

Anghel: "I do not resent you." "I had lost myself, and was but a Demon of Blood, destroying all in my path…"

Bitch: "But the Demon is gone, now."

Anghel: "…yes."

Bitch: "I think you can live normally now, Anghel."
"Anghel, I… no."
"I hope we can stay together like this, Yoshio."

Anghel: "Gyaaaaaaah!"

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I wonder when he’ll let me use his real name…

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And I have to run now, so the final write up of Anghel's bit will come tomorrow.
 
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