Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Null]

It's memorial Day and nobody answered their email lol

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

Jawshhhhh you can’t keep getting away with it! It’s been weeks man. WEEKS! Ap-p-p-pologize!

 

[hole in my hand]

jawsh please keep delaying the stickers so they dont sell out before i get my paycheck im a wagecuck

 

[Banquet Meal]

i dont think i paid attention, but what do they look like, and are they big enough to put on ones car back windshield?? im redecorating my car and i think this might be the finishing touch to the outside anyway

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

the fuck are my stickers bish

 

[Audrey Horne]

I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of the stickers so I can place one on my Game Boy Advance SP.

 

[Glass Eye Kurt]

The MATI shop still has the patches listed, are there still some available?

I did not see the "in stock" line because retarded.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

If you say "Bloody Bastard" into a mirror in the dark three times, a Dravidian Dalit delivery man will appear at your front door with a collection of KF themed stickers slathered in curry and poo. His powerful miasma will collapse your lungs, ending your life instantaneously.
The other option is for Josh to PUT THEM UP FOR SALE ALREADY

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

@Null Hey, if you are able to hold on putting up the sticker sale until you feel things have stabilized it is probably for the better, while I may be fiending for some stickers already, the hardcore crowd are pretty much guaranteed to run through multiple attempts and VPNs, or whatever needs to be done to buy. The more normie crowd however might not bother trying a second or third time if they find the site down.

You likely already know this, but just in case, and thank you for all your hard work!

 

[Null]

@Null Hey, if you are able to hold on putting up the sticker sale until you feel things have stabilized it is probably for the better, while I may be fiending for some stickers already, the hardcore crowd are pretty much guaranteed to run through multiple attempts and VPNs, or whatever needs to be done to buy. The more normie crowd however might not bother trying a second or third time if they find the site down.

You likely already know this, but just in case, and thank you for all your hard work!

I'm hoping to get tan answer this morning otherwise it's delayed fucking again

Thank you

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I'm hoping to get tan answer this morning otherwise it's delayed fucking again

Thank you

Will these be going up for sale on the MaTI website or elsewhere?

 

[Null]

Will these be going up for sale on the MaTI website or elsewhere?

yes, but sorry, im working on the ddos.

 

[Candidae]

yes, but sorry, im working on the ddos.

Understandable, hard to have a merch run for the site if it no longer exists. Obviously take all the time you need for the site, but remember to take time for yourself too. If you haven't had enough water or cheese today you should go get that.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Man, I wish we'd get another t shirt run. That was pretty cool. I gave away my red ramen kiwi shirt to my grangran and she just casually wears it around the public. Fucking lulz.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Man, I wish we'd get another t shirt run. That was pretty cool. I gave away my red ramen kiwi shirt to my grangran and she just casually wears it around the public. Fucking lulz.

I love wearing my Kiwi merch in public. Still waiting for someone to recognize it one of these days.

Stickers on the car might be risky though. Seems like an invitation for slashed tires if an angry tranny spots it in a parking lot. Still tempting though.

 

[Roy's Food Repair]

Stickers on the car might be risky though. Seems like an invitation for slashed tires if an angry tranny spots it in a parking lot. Still tempting though.

Upload the dashcam footage when it happens

 

[Banquet Meal]

I love wearing my Kiwi merch in public. Still waiting for someone to recognize it one of these days.

Stickers on the car might be risky though. Seems like an invitation for slashed tires if an angry tranny spots it in a parking lot. Still tempting though.

i dont think people care THAT much. ive never had any backlash from anything. or maybe im retarded and have been lucky

 

[hole in my hand]

i dont think people care THAT much. ive never had any backlash from anything. or maybe im retarded and have been lucky

the people that get mad at kiwifarms dont go outside, so you dont have to worry about them seeing the stickers

 

[RL Steinbeck]

the people that get mad at kiwifarms dont go outside, so you dont have to worry about them seeing the stickers

Tell that to the long-haired, 6-foot-tall, stubble-chinned weirdo wearing fluffy, pink, light-up bunny ears while working the pizza shop counter the other day.

 

[Tinidril]

I wear my Vikiwi hoodie out and about, and no one's remarked about it. I even wear it to Sunday Mass, and at first I was worried if someone *did* notice, it would cause some kind of offense. But it isn't offensive, and apparently the people I run into aren't internet savvy or whatever. It's a good warm hoodie, gotta say that.