Kiwi Farms tfw thread

[lindsayfan]

tfw you have free-range lolcows you don't want to start threads about because they're too good and you don't want them weened, and/thus you become a Silas Marner of lolcows

tfw you are a lolcow hoarder

 

[AnOminous]

tfw now /cow/ is right about kiwi farmers "hoarding cocks."

 

[FataBataRang]

Tfw my current desk chair is the cheapest, flimsiest piece of junk I've ever seen in my life.

 

[nice]

tfw you want to contribute good content to a thread but you have nothing of value to add to it

 

[RI 360]

tfw you want to rate something with an eggplant or a dick but you remember you're home and not discord/edf

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

tfw when you discover tfw thread and no one told you even though you obviously have the most feels

 

[RI 360]

tfw when you discover tfw thread and no one told you even though you obviously have the most feels

tfw you know the user is lying bc they are clearly a sociopathic ENTP.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

tfw @entropyseekswork makes you read something.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

tfw you know the user is lying bc they are clearly a sociopathic ENTP.

tfw someone slanders your good name without proof

 

[IV 445]

tfw everyday use of the word "exceptional" now has double meaning

 

[Lurkman]

I was trying to rate this Islamic content as a joke but my fat fingers slipped on autistic.

Anyways, tfw kiwi farms gets shut down and you realize "oh shit I have to actually get a life now"

 

[Pop]

tfw an user has the avatar from an obscure old PC game that you appreciate very much and it makes you think "yes! I'm not the only one to like this game"

 

[A-tistic]

Tfw you google your cows name and the KF thread you made about them is in the top 3 results.

Tfw your cow finds their thread.

 

[AnOminous]

tfw you want to contribute good content to a thread but you have nothing of value to add to it

tfw that happens but you're me, so you shitpost relentlessly in it anyway.

 

[RI 360]

tfw new layout:

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

tfw when you wake up on a Saturday afternoon to 13 new emails and Slack notifications from your boss demanding bug fixes

 

[nice]

tfw you want to give more than a small handful of your bux to kiwifarms but the donations aren't tax deductible and so you can't contribute anywhere near as much as you want to

this is the most upsetting feel

 

[CaptainMappy]

tfw you rip ass in bed and your gf's head is under the covers

 

[nice]

tfw some people didn't read the OP well enough and their off-topic content will remain in the thread forever

 

[cypocryphy]

tfw you had Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's theme music stuck in your head all day.