Kiwi Farms tfw thread

[drain]

tfw shaved sheep stopped liking all my profile comments and now my notifications are like, 8 instead of 350

 

[CaptainMappy]

>tfw you leave your keys at your local Fry's and by the time you realize where you left your keys they closed

 

[RI 360]

tfw you're autistic and don't actually have tfws.

 

[FataBataRang]

tfw shaved sheep stopped liking all my profile comments and now my notifications are like, 8 instead of 350

tfw shaved sheep has never liked my profile comments.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Tfw someone wants to talk to you and you've gotta minimize your browser FIRST do if someone picks up your phone they don't see that you're stalking insane homeless lolcow babyfur tattoo trannies on the Internet and wonder what the !^€/#;/!=_&:/ is wrong with you.

 

[Sherlac Everomore]

tfw you're not sure if what it is you signed up for when you joined this forum.

 

[RI 360]

tfw you're not sure if what it is you signed up for when you joined this forum.

tfw lurk more

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

tfw lurked just long enough

 

[RI 360]

tfw you catch a qt4.13 stalking you

 

[Jaded Optimist]

tfw you catch a qt4.13 stalking you

I know, right?!

 

[Bassomatic]

TFW
other kiwis think your tastes and hobbies are autistic.

 

[Sherlac Everomore]

tfw you think "but why farm people from New Zealand?"

 

[VJ 120]

TFW
other kiwis think your tastes and hobbies are autistic.

tfw I called you elderly and autistic

 

[ForgedBlades]

>tfw been here for like, eight months
>tfw 1100:58 positive:negative/neutral ratio
>tfw still don't know how to unlock the Semper Fidelis rating or the "True & Honest Fan" badge

Feels pretty bad, lads.

Spoiler

spoonfeed plz

 

[HG 400]

>tfw been here for like, eight months
>tfw 1100:58 positive:negative/neutral ratio
>tfw still don't know how to unlock the Semper Fidelis rating or the "True & Honest Fan" badge

Feels pretty bad, lads.

Spoiler

spoonfeed plz

 

[The Fool]

tfw you spend all night drunkposting and then come on the next day and see you were just being unfunny and autistic

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

then come on the next day and see you were just being unfunny and autistic

tfw when you identify with the post above but achieve this realization through looking at your posts as a whole

 

[yasscat]

tfw I laugh at something here, my roommate asks me what's so funny, so I have to spend like ten minutes explaining context

 

[A-tistic]

Tfw you read random Chris threads high as fuck at 2 am.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Tfw the farms is asleep when you need to kill an hour near the end of your graveyard shift.