🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Found this review of his big green wand on Etsy.
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moseph.jartelli dijo:
I thought he got surgery for that wonky eye...looks like it didn't take
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D_Tractor dijo:
It was for cataracts not for the lazy eye.
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I got bitched at in the subreddit for asking about this, but I have read conflicting things in general about it. From what I understand you can't really fix lazy eyes after a certain age, and he is well past that age.
If you look closely now, he doesn't even have a lens on his right side anymore. He also says he's getting another eye surgery in a few weeks, so I assume they are removing a cataract from his left eye now.
Why doesn't he just cast a spell of regeneration to fix his eyes? Seems like the easier and more affordable option.
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich dijo:
I got bitched at in the subreddit for asking about this, but I have read conflicting things in general about it. From what I understand you can't really fix lazy eyes after a certain age, and he is well past that age.
If you look closely now, he doesn't even have a lens on his right side anymore. He also says he's getting another eye surgery in a few weeks, so I assume they are removing a cataract from his left eye now.
Why doesn't he just cast a spell of regeneration to fix his eyes? Seems like the easier and more affordable option.
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But then he wouldn't need his new glasses he keeps talking about.

Edit:

Latest stream:
Start:
- Stand up comedian type jokes (his description)
- Ranting about double standards in beauty standards for men and women
9:55:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
13:00:
- Talks about good memories and accomplishments.
- Checks on his wands.
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Trolling the trolls
19:31:
- What's the deal with airplane food>
-DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
26:00:
- Love magic
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
46:52:
- Vocal cover
52:00:
- Troll rant
56:11:
- Vocal cover you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd
 

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moseph.jartelli dijo:
I thought he got surgery for that wonky eye...looks like it didn't take
Presiona para expandir...

D_Tractor dijo:
It was for cataracts not for the lazy eye.
Presiona para expandir...

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich dijo:
I got bitched at in the subreddit for asking about this, but I have read conflicting things in general about it. From what I understand you can't really fix lazy eyes after a certain age, and he is well past that age.
If you look closely now, he doesn't even have a lens on his right side anymore. He also says he's getting another eye surgery in a few weeks, so I assume they are removing a cataract from his left eye now.
Why doesn't he just cast a spell of regeneration to fix his eyes? Seems like the easier and more affordable option.
Presiona para expandir...

Lazy eyes are a muscular problem and, supposedly, quite a bitch to try and deal with surgically. I've read that eye exercises are the superior way to handle it but no way this regard is going to have the discipline to actually do daily exercises.
 

Summary of latest Chillim stream:

Start:

- Showing off his new merch. Thank God he finally changed out of the Ozzy tee!
- New wands
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- King Soapra JFS! Hooked Darfliny up with some Bond tactical soap
- Cast a spell for good things to happen to Darfliny
- Turned off talk to text because the trolls weren’t behaving.
10:50:
- New glasses soon
- Eye surgery on 11/11 to get his lazy eye fixed
- Text to speech is back on
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Shills his shirts
16:30:
- Relationship advice to chat
19:14:
- Honks the horn on his bike, rings the bell and sings a song.
- Designing a tapestry
27:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- Still designing his tapestry
39:28:
- Justin Bieber rant
- Tries to name 15 metal bands. Has to look them up.
- Talking about religion
59:46:
- Finishes posting his tapestry
- Shills Merch
- Muted text to speech again
1:11:09:
- Shills new T-shirt again
- Shower break (??)
1:14:00:
- Vocal cover King Diamond
1:25:20:
- Vocal cover In the jailhouse now.


He's just shilling his people suck I need a beer shirt in this one.
 
New Kate Winslet Video:

Latest night stream:
- Wand making update
- Did banana sprite challenge and managed to do it without getting sick but had to go to the bathroom twice and doesn't want to edit so might just redo the challenge.
- Talked to homeboy Scotty
- Fuck the trolls
- Troll rant

Yesterday's Chillin stream:



Start:
- Had to re-do tapestry but it's uploaded on Teespring now
- Shills tapestry
- Wands
- Ordered Taco Bell last night - Taco Bell Review Where's the beef?
9:42:
- If Kobes won the lottery he would donate to cure WuFlu
12:00:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Gender relations rant
17:05:
- Shills tapestry again
19:31:
- Watching guitar tutorial to own the trolls
- Talking about his guitar
- Goes to get a band aid for his finger cut
26:10:
- Guitar change because the other one is broke
28:48:
- Playing guitar
33:34:
- Plays guitar tutorial
- Tunes his guitar
- Plays Halloween theme on guitar to own the trolls
43:30:
- King Soapra JFS!
- Back to learning how to play guitar
- More tuning
1:02:17:
- Says he's giving his gender relations rants a break for a while because people are sick of hearing them
- Back to learning how to play guitar
1:10:00:
- Taking a break from playing to talk to chat
- Turns the talk to text back on for the DTTS's
1:12:19:
- Shills new shirt
- Checks out wands
- Shows off new wand he's working on
1:14:20:
- Advice on how to make friends
1:19:30:
- Goes to check the mail
1:26:20:
- Returns
- Starts watching videos on mushrooms
1:33:20:
- Making coffee
- King Soapra JFS!
1:37:00:
- Advice on asking girls out
1:44:19:
- Talking about incel stuff
- Ranting about Florida
- Marriage advice
1:52:00:
- Simp movement is an example of gender equality!
- More relationship advice
- You don't have to have sex to be a ladies man
- King Soapra JFS!!
- Sluts and Simps
2:00:00:
- MGTOW
- Get rid of toxic people in your life
- Gender relations rant
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:21:20:
- Stirring his coffee with his wand to optimize flavour
- Gender relations rant
- Sluts and Simps
2:42:00:
- Lists off all his qualities which make him desireable to women.
- Relationship advice
2:48:00:
- What women want
- Talks about shitting
2:53:00:
- More coffee
- Looks are (kind of) important
- Of age women like his facial hair
2:57:00:
- Some women like nerds
- YouTube trolls help him deal with being rejected by women
3:00:00:
- Turns talk to text off
- Back to guitar playing
3:23:00:
- Someone calls to his door.
3:28:00:
- Comes back - it was a lady from the census
- Back to guitar playing
3:49:00:
- Trolls
- Stops playing guitar because someone asked for a vocal cover hours ago
3:56:00:
- Back to playing guitar
- Shills new shirt
- Troll rant
3:59:14:
- Vocal cover - Bleeding love by 'a chick'
4:05:00:
- Watching a video about body suits
- Puts talk to text back on
4:08:00:
- Goes to check the mail again
- Comes back with a package
- Watching bikini try on videos in super slow mo. Super creepy.
4:16:00:
- Arguing with chat about how he's not being creepy and he's going to stop the stream after watching this video because he has to open up the care package (not because he's going to have a wank)
4:19:17:
- Opens up care package
- Package has headphones, trail mix, hemp gummies, bananas and sprite, booze, hemp oil hand wash, microphone
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Women objectify men!
- Double standards!
4:25:00:
- Ranting about trying to stay away from gender relations rants
- Reads the letter that came with the package
- Mixes the liquors and starts drinking (Watermelon, Banana, Grape and Cherry)
- Shills merch
4:39:20:
- Gets left over taco bell nacho platter and starts eating it on stream
- Taco Bell Beef shortage
- Food review = It's tasty
- Back in the fridge for later
- Cutting the live stream short after 4 hours 57 minutes
 
Latest chillin stream:
Start:
- Making wands for Etsy on stream
4:00:
- Sanding down the nubs
9:01:
- Nub update. Just one more to sand down.
19:12:
- Cutting a point for the wand
- More sanding
28:40:
- Look at the wand
- More sanding
- Spray paints the wand
36:05:
- Here's two wands he made earlier
40:53:
- Shills his merch
41:50:
- Starts watching videos
43:42:
- Goes to check the mail
52:27:
- Returns
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Troll Rant
55:45:
- Watching videos
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- muting comments to own the trolls
59:00:
- Making lewd Pokemon jokes
- Talks about a bee trying to sting his eyeball
- Bee safety
1:04:37:
- Gender equality! Women fart!
1:08:00:
- He's grateful wuflu hasn't affected his work
- Casts a spell to stop wuflu
- Starts watching a design fail video
1:32:00:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Arguing with chat about him watching these shitty videos on stream
1:36:00:
- Recites a Limerick about wearing masks
1:48:00:
- Opens new headphones for vocal covers.
1:50:00:
- ASMR uh this is creepy
1:52:00:
- Talking about re-doing the banana sprite challenge because he had to take a shit while filming the last one.
- Tests headphones
1:55:00:
- Vocal Cover She's gone
2:03:11:
- Vocal Cover Broken wings Mister Mister
- Realizes part way through that he knows the song
2:09:20:
- Vocal Cover I miss you in a heartbeat Def Leppard
2:14:45:
- Vocal Cover BRing on the Heartbreak Def Leppard
2:20:10:
- Vocal Cover Love Bites Def Leppard

Just walking along, saying hi to a deer

Petting a kitty
Petting a smaller kitty
 
New BCV :)
KingCobraJFS Troll Donations and Package Unboxing - Oct 22/2020
 
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Kate Winslet

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! 🙏 praise cobra's magic
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Yesterday's Chillin stream:
Start:
- Hardee's Muckbang (sauceless tendies, fries, burger)
8:00:
- They did not include his dipping sauce
- New glasses TMDWU!
12:55:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
16:00:
- Swaying so much he looks like he's gonna pass out
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Wanted to do some free advertising for Hardee's on his channel so fuck the trolls
18:00:
- Doesn't care if he fails this mukbang challenge because then he has food for the next couple of days
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
22:20:
- Saving his burger and tendey for later
- 6 wands and 1 staff finished for Etsy
- Shills Hardee's, they left out the sauce and some tendeys
24:00:
- Drank a whole pack of Miller Light
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
26:00:
- Troll rant
Stream cuts off while he's talking about his new glasses.
 
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