🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shout out to @Ellesse_warrior for not only the stream breakdowns, but mainly and most importantly for the "DTTS coming in nicely" bullets. We need to start a tally per stream, and cumulatively to date.
That's most definitely what's up toobz
Black flame to light my green smoke
 
Another Kate Winslet video, so blessed 👑 🐍
 
Beluga dijo:
@Ellesse_warrior How can you watch a 5 hour long livestream without wishing for death? No disrespect to Hosh obviously but I couldn't stand watching a 5 hour anything!
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I watch him on X2 speed but I like his streams. They are cosy but also repulsive.


Latest chillin stream:
Start:
- Working on a purple wand
- New mic kicks ass
3:28:
- Gloating about being able to follow the mic instructions to own the trolls
- Demon voice
- More stand up comedy style jokes (airplane food, library)
6:30:
- Shills Marlboro Gold not a sponsor
- More stand up comedy style jokes (trolls)
8:20:
- Vote
9:06:
- Watching videos on YouTube
10:17:
- Gender relations rant
13:52:
- Trolls
- Gender relations rant
14:50:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
16:01:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- Gender relations rant
18:20:
- Mic died
- Fuck the haters
20:21:
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
22:42:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Get’s cut off mid rant


Start:
- Turned off talk to text because the trolls were being bold.
- Gender relations rant
- Refunding DTTS’s to own the trolled.
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
- Troll rant
8:30:
- Starts watching Presidential debate
- 40K people dying from Wuflu is nothing to sneeze at, they weill find a cure for it because they found a cure for tuburcleeosis.
- How would you feel if they called wuflu the American disease if it was made in America.
13:07:
- Tears open a bag of sweet and spicy trail mix
16:34:
- 200K people dead from coof and that’s why Kobes doesn’t bitch about his trolls.
22:22:
- The problem with politics is everyone blames the President, same thing happened with Obama.
- People love to hate Trump
- Vote!
27:11:
- Local Kasper coof update
30:00:
- Racism
31:38:
- If Trump can beat wuflu we all can. There will be a vaccine soon, it will be like smallpox
34:00:
- Biden is a sore winner and was mean to Bernie
35:40:
- Death happens.
38:00:
- What’s the deal with people attacking Presidents for playing golf?
43:00:
- Kids are gross
45:20:
- Autists were practicing social distancing before it was a thing
51:00:
- Panicking during a pandemic, you’d think it was a zombie apocalypse or something
53:30:
- Rigging the erection lol
55:10:
- Biden loves war
1:07:50:
- Mumbles something about the economy going to shit
1:21:00:
- Health insurance is expensive so we need socialised healthcare
1:34:10:
- Says he’ll continue watching he rest of the debate later on .



Start:
- There’s snow outside, it sucks
- Eating the rest of his Hardee’s food from yesterday for lunch
- Shills tshirt
- 2 wands left to make for Etsy
- Had a wicked hangover this morning
- Drinking his last beer
- Talking about the YouTuber he was watching yesterday during his stream alos gender relations
- Starts watching her videos again
6:40:
- How to make chicken alfredo
- Gender rant (leaving underwear on the floor)
- Gender rant - everyone expects sex all the time
- Girls not wanting to give head KingSoapraJFS!
- Simp = slut shaming
15:05:
- Not everyone can have super long gorgeous hair
- Both genders are obsessed with hair
- Women’s voices are whiny and annoying
17:19:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Doesn’t leave skidmarks
- Gender relations rant (women clogging the shower drain with hair)
21:30:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- There’s nothing wrong with being a simp
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
23:11:
- Dreamhouse
- Slut shaming = simp shaming
25:00:
- Women held to higher beauty standards and their products are more expensive
- Hot of age women are entitled
27:04:
- Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Entitled bitches
- Kobes is a good looking dude and very humble
29:30:
- Explains feminism
- Women not wanting to suck dick rant
31:10:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
33:17:
- Shills Tshirt
- Trolls
- He ended his dry spell
35:06:
- Opens up Alpaca
36:20:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
37:40:
- Kobes thinks men should pay for everything because he’s an old school gentlemen
41:39:
- Blows up alpaca
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
45:00:
- Checks alpaca for holes to ensure it’s not a sex toy
- Talks to Shon
- Puts his spikey collar on the alpaca
-Blows up the alpaca again because it deflated
49:18:
- Shon rides the alpaca
50:40:
- Sacrifices the alpaca
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
-Makes fart jokes with Shon
53:40:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
- People have to eat Kraft singles dinners sometimes
57:00
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Chicks dig that Kobes makes wands
- Harry Potter chicks love wen Kobes whips out his wand in bars and stirs his drink with it
1:01:39:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- He is solving gender relations issues
1:05:00:
- Back to talking about dirty underwear on the floor
1:07:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls are more autistic than Kobes is
- Starts playing another video and fucks off to do something with his wands
1:12:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:17:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching video
1:20:50:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls were molested as kids and that's why they talk shit about him and his dad.
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video
1:25:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trolls were molested as kids
- Trolls are going to upset the CEO of Pay Pal
- Back to watching the video
1:32:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Kobes is famous locally
1:37:17:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Talking about how to eat his leftover Hardee’s burger (like an apple)
1:42:00:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:43:00:
- Leftover Hardee’s mukbang
- Cold, old food review
1:47:19:
- Eats a burger like an apple
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:51:20:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:58:00:
- Reads instructions for mic
1:59:58:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Trying to figure out how to charge mic
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
2:09:50:
- Kobes sings happy birthday to Joseph Mengele
2:11:00:
- Thoughts and prayers for David Koresh
- Back to watching the video
2:16:40:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
2:19:17:
- DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
- Shout out to David Koresh again
2:23:40:
- Vocal Cover Dawson’s Creek theme song
2:34:00:
- Shout out to Jerry Sandusky
- Vocal Cover He's mostly singing fuck the trolls.
2:54:00:
- Vocal cover I'm every woman Whitney Houston
Stream cuts abruptly
 
LIVE NOW: Drinking alone 'till you pass out coming in nicely

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Latest stream:
Start:
  • Working on some wands
  • Got some fan mail
  • Mango swishers
  • Wands
3:30:
  • Opens up fanmail - it’s ghost peppers,CBD, a Cradle of Filth tshirt, Satanic flag, Coffee mug, candy, witchy tshirt
15:45:
  • Cleaning up
22:58:
  • Returns
  • Sniffs the ghost pepper
26:14:
  • Eats ghost pepper
  • Brings over a trash can so he can blow his nose and spit on stream
30:25:
  • Eating bread
  • Eating candy
38:00:
  • Ghost pepper fart
  • Goes to get water
39:00:
  • Drinking water from his new coffee mug
  • Talking about how spicy the pepper was
  • Starts falling asleep in the chair so he cuts the stream
 

New Kate Winslet video feat. Kobes:

Yesterday’s stream:

Start:
  • Talking about a girl on TikTok who is mad because guys won’t spit on her while they’re having sex. Kobes is outraged.
  • Starts watching a YouTube video about it.
  • Ranting about talk shows being made for women and centered around degrading men.
11:00:
  • Starts watching a different video about landlords
18:50:
  • Black lives matter
  • Freedom of speech
22:58:
  • Grabs an energy drink
  • Back to watching the video
  • Talking about Joe Biden being creepy with children
  • Goes on a big rant about democratic and republican supporters calling each other names.
37:11:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Back to rant about democratic and Republican supporters name calling.
39:10:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
41:51:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
43:44:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
47:31:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Watches another video on the same channel
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
50:52:
  • Gender relations rant
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Gender relations rant plus mic
55:10:
  • Biden only wants to legalize weed because of all the videos Kobes made talking about all the money it would make the government
59:20:
  • Kobes explains why lesbians exist
  • Ranting about getting caught staring at girls in bars
1:05:37:
  • Kobes is okay with gays once they don’t try anything
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Back to ranting about lesbians
1:08:00:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Mic dies
  • Gender relations rant
1:20:00:
  • Talking about Tommie (Tomi) Lauren
  • Explains misoginary (misandry)
  • Misandry causes men to commit suicide
1:27:30:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:29:00:
  • Women on Reddit! Of all places!
  • Poor men, women get away with everything
1:35:00:
  • Googles feminism definition.
  • Bitching about men is not feminism
  • Gender equality rant
2:40:00:
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • There are lots of women saying I wish there were more men like King Cobra JFS
  • Gender relations
  • He is going to improve the world and though his gender relations videos one video at a time.

Saturday AM stream:

Start:
  • Half the country will say fuck Biden and half will say fuck Trump.
  • Vote
  • Wands
2:24:
  • Check out his muscles
  • Gender relations rant about clothing
  • All the girls who said no to him in High school are sorry now because he’s a youtube celebrity now.
7:20:
  • His hair is almost down to his shoulders
10:12:
  • All the people who bullied him in school are jealous now because he’s a YouTube celebrity
13:05:
  • He has been telling people to go out and vote on the wrong day LOL
17:33:
  • Working on his wands
  • Talking about double standards in dress codes for genders
  • Talking about wands
35:07:
  • Talking about ghosts
  • Back to talking about wands
39:00:
  • Talking about religion
42:21:
  • Talking about porn
46:00:
  • Back to talking about religion
59:40:
  • Finished with wands
  • Still talking about religion
  • Muslims are jealous of Americans’ freedom that’s why they attack America
1:04:12:
  • Shows his staff
1:10:00:
  • Back to talking about religion
1:12:17:
  • Watching a YouTube video
1:26:50:
  • Talk to text is no more. The trolls abused it.
  • Back to watching videos on YouTube
  • Gender relations
1:33:00:
  • Explains how to change a tire
  • Back to gender relations (Men are so oppressed)
2:02:01:
  • Shoutout to Darfliny
  • Watches an incel video
  • KingSoapraJFS!
2:20:00:
  • Talks about drinking pussy drinks at bars to fight toxic masculinity
  • Back to watching video
2:26:00:
  • Can’t beat women
  • These hoes ain’t loyal!
  • Back to watching video
2:41:00:
  • Watching another incel video
2:51:20:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Complaining about being called a simp
2:59:17:
  • Goes to check out a spot on his cheek
  • Returns
  • Back to watching video
3:06:27:
  • Life is hard for male feminists
3:07:57:
  • Watching another incel video
3:14:00:
  • Women are mean to each other
  • Back to watching the video
3:19:00:
  • If you can’t produce your own children, save up your money and adopt (buy) one
  • Ranting about feminazis
  • Complaining about women
3:34:00:
  • Kobes discovers CardiB
  • Talking about WAP
  • Not fair CardiB can call women whores and men can’t because that would be misogynist
  • He is so angry
  • Uglier women are easier to please
  • Fake male feminists ruining it for the real male feminists like Kobes
 
Kobes got his fashion inspiration from Zoolander
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I wish someone better at paint than me came up with that joke *sigh*

Yesterday’s stream:


Start:
  • Watching a YouTube video of a girl who’s ex beat her and her kid.
  • Kobes is disgusted
6:06:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
8:24:
  • Choking on his rage
  • Ranting about women
11:14:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Back to watching the video
16:30:
  • Tells a really bizarre story about climbing the corporate ladder
  • Mic rant about women
  • No pusseh!
21:40:
  • He doesn’t care about ever getting laid again. He wants to solve gender relations
  • No pusseh!
30:00:
  • Gender relations rant
  • Back to watching the video
34:33:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Watches another video from the same channel
37:00:
  • Wouldn’t date a single mom
41:32:
  • Owned the trolls by muting text to talk
  • Reads out some of the previous chats
  • Troll rant
45:44:
  • He’ll find a hot of age goth girlfriend someday
  • Lots of of age girls in Kasper want to date him because he uses tactical soap
51:00:
  • Ghost pepper burnt his asshole
  • Cleaning out his pipe
1:03:00:
  • Wands
1:06:40:
  • Vocal cover Linkin Park Somewhere I belong
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:10:05:
  • Chester was murdered
  • Puts on Good Mythical Morning episode with Chester
1:13:00:
  • Singing along to the music in the video
1:22:40:
  • Makes his bed on stream
1:31:06:
  • Vacuuming on stream
1:39:40:
  • Does some weights on stream
  • Back to vacuuming
2:00:00:
  • Smoking his pipe talking about burgers he might make
  • Checks out his Teespring to see how much money he’s made. Has to pay PayPal.
  • Burger and drinks combinations
2:11:48:
  • Checks out his wands
2:13:40:
  • No Pusseh!
  • Vocal cover ????
  • Mic dies
2:19:00:
  • Looking for legs a fee by ZZtop lyrics
2:21:40:
  • Vocal cover Legs
2:28:00:
  • Elmo impression
2:29:00:
  • Vocal Cover Supa dupa fly Missy Elliott
2:34:00:
  • Vocal cover Born to die in the gutter
2:39:40:
  • Vocal cover true love will find you in the end
 
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