🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Had some genetic Mountain Dew TWU.
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Dick Pooman dijo:
He really is like an eccentric autistic onion. There's always another layer. The "french frys" one where he almost burns down his kitchen with hot grease is one of my favorite videos of all time with no exaggeration.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48
KingCobraJFS - The French 'Frys' Incident.mp4
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Satan Bless (Fuck your sky god) whoever sponsored this post on the front page!
TWU.
I miss you so much Cobes, I hate how my last post in your thread before you passed was bitching about you not even showing your fewd combo. I would watch 100 incompetent shrimp food hacks just to have you back. Miss you man...
 
Crabpuncher dijo:
I miss you so much Cobes, I hate how my last post in your thread before you passed was bitching about you not even showing your fewd combo. I would watch 100 incompetent shrimp food hacks just to have you back. Miss you man...
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my last post before we found out he had died was telling a chud to shut up cobra isnt dead nothing ever happens

Fishnumm dijo:
probably not

edit: he was, he actually fucking was
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perhaps i was wrong

(i edited it after the fact so its actually the first conformation you get that he's dead in the thread lol)
 
Crabpuncher dijo:
Satan Bless (Fuck your sky god) whoever sponsored this post on the front page!
TWU.
I miss you so much Cobes, I hate how my last post in your thread before you passed was bitching about you not even showing your fewd combo. I would watch 100 incompetent shrimp food hacks just to have you back. Miss you man...
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Him dropping half a kg of wet cold potatoes into scorching vantablack motor oil then telling the fire to stop always makes me laugh
 
Fishnumm dijo:
josh was in a way a "normal guy" in the sense that his problems were relatable ive had problems with women, ive been depressed and ive worn the same shirt for days (i dont do that anymore lol) and most internet "celebrities" with those same problems either hide them or are incredibly unlikable but josh did neither.

most other famous people are alien to me even if i like them
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It sounds a little insane to say that this little boglim is relatable in any way, but that's exactly what I've been thinking quite a bit lately.

I watched SR5k's "Stupid Beliefs and Theories" Snakebones recently, and I saw myself in a lot of Josh's crazy pontificating. When I was a little kid, like most little kids, I was obsessed with dinosaurs, and I had my own set of very passionate beliefs about how they went extinct. Never mind that these theories had no basis and wouldn't stand up to even basic scientific questioning -- they made sense to my 5-year-old brain, and I would spout them off for anyone willing to listen (and quite a few who weren't so willing).

Commentators often scoff at his cries of "Stop!" during the famous french fry fire incident, laughing at how "OMG, I can't believe he told the fire to stop!" But who among us hasn't talked to an inanimate object during a moment of panic? You see something starting to fall, and you can't help but to say aloud: "No, no, stop!" even though you know logically that the thing can't hear you and it makes no difference. It's just a matter of instinct and desperation at some point.

Josh's seemingly random outbursts regarding the things he finds reprehensible ("Fuck rape; fuck sickos; fuck mass shootings) are similarly understandable and relatable. As a kid, I would hear about something disturbing -- say, from a news report or even just picking up something someone else said -- and stew on it for hours or even days. I was a sensitive kid (I guess I still am -- I'm just better at masking it now), so things would really stick with me, and I couldn't let them go. Eventually I couldn't help but to just vocalize it, much to the confusion of everyone around me.

I'm ashamed to admit that I have even engaged in some of the physically repulsive Cobra habits (again, when I was much younger, and I have thankfully seen the error of my ways), though I won't further incriminate myself or disgust you with the details.

So many of his thoughts and actions were the sorts of things that I myself would think or do at some point in my life -- and maybe would have kept doing if the roulette ball of life happened to bounce just a little bit differently.
 
Acoustic Virgin dijo:
Commentators often scoff at his cries of "Stop!" during the famous french fry fire incident, laughing at how "OMG, I can't believe he told the fire to stop!" But who among us hasn't talked to an inanimate object during a moment of panic?
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The beauty of cobes wasn't that he was retarded. It's that he reminded us that we were retarded too. And if he could make it to the next day, then so could we.
 
I found Cobra a year or two before his passing and never really followed him extensively and am not accustomed well with his lore, though I find it funny how people say they miss him now and shit. UglyGod said about Mac Miller, after his passing, that when he released a project and people online were saying things like "who still listens to this guy?" and "no one cares", that Mac told him that when he died people would act like they never said it. Nothing ever happens, time is a circle.
 
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