🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fishnumm]

when i die i will be buried with a case of beer to take to cobes so we can make a chillin' video together

 

[Mr. Beavis]

when i die i will be buried with a case of beer to take to cobes so we can make a chillin' video together

Don’t forget some nice pipe tobacco and a ticket to Colorado. TWU

 

[Big Nasty]

Scotty was kind of a steampunk Juggalo at one point, maybe.
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This is most likely a pair of Speedo Futura swimming goggles

 

[Muze]

Food 4 thought ...

... TWU​

 

[Jobama]

Also, is Scotty wearing fucking swimming goggles on his hat?

This is most likely a pair of Speedo Futura swimming goggles

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You can see a better look of them in this video but they're 100% swimming goggles.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Got recommended this:

And I know he'd fuck up every one of them... But maybe, it's like Goldilocks, and he's find one that's juuuust right...

...and maybe Clint would take it, because a lot of these are kinda stabby

 

[Sugriva]

He really is like an eccentric autistic onion. There's always another layer. The "french frys" one where he almost burns down his kitchen with hot grease is one of my favorite videos of all time with no exaggeration.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

Spoiler: Archive: "The French 'Frys' Incident"

KingCobraJFS - The French 'Frys' Incident.mp4

I'm having my worst night in ten years and you advertise Cobes stuff on the front page... How dare you?

 

[Muze]

Drink combo ...

... TWU​

 

[Fishnumm]

You can see a better look of them in this video but they're 100% swimming goggles.
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that might be worse than anything josh has worn

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Drink combo ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=a5KVjAtlE8Y ... TWU​

I miss him so much

 

[Dick Pooman]

I'm having my worst night in ten years and you advertise Cobes stuff on the front page... How dare you?

I was wondering why I was getting notifications on a post from five years ago. Thanks for the sponsor and for keeping the boy alive in our hearts @Shush

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Pouring one out for cobes

 

[PetiteFeet]

Can't believe we're nearing a year without the boy. Is it strange to rewatch the celebration of life on the date? I've never had this weird relationship towards a lolcow, nevermind a deceased one, and I honestly expected to have gotten over him by now.

 

[Fishnumm]

Can't believe we're nearing a year without the boy. Is it strange to rewatch the celebration of life on the date? I've never had this weird relationship towards a lolcow, nevermind a deceased one, and I honestly expected to have gotten over him by now.

ive never understood parasocial relationships until i met josh

though unlike someone like tom brady josh would probably like me and want me as a friend

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

ive never understood parasocial relationships until i met josh

though unlike someone like tom brady josh would probably like me and want me as a friend

That's a great way of putting it. I couldn't explain why I feel this loss without him any other way. Sure, it's parasocial, but like when he was being stalked by that neighbor in the second apartment, Josh saw the guy standing there and filming, and invited him in for a beer. He didn't immediately go on the defensive despite being fucked with for so many years.

The way he just put everything out there. No filters, no fucks given. We didn't just lose someone performing- as Clint liked to say "Josh was just Josh."

 

[Fishnumm]

That's a great way of putting it. I couldn't explain why I feel this loss without him any other way. Sure, it's parasocial, but like when he was being stalked by that neighbor in the second apartment, Josh saw the guy standing there and filming, and invited him in for a beer. He didn't immediately go on the defensive despite being fucked with for so many years.

The way he just put everything out there. No filters, no fucks given. We didn't just lose someone performing- as Clint liked to say "Josh was just Josh."

josh was in a way a "normal guy" in the sense that his problems were relatable ive had problems with women, ive been depressed and ive worn the same shirt for days (i dont do that anymore lol) and most internet "celebrities" with those same problems either hide them or are incredibly unlikable but josh did neither.

most other famous people are alien to me even if i like them

 

[Potion_Time]

though unlike someone like tom brady josh would probably like me and want me as a friend

Not a high bar considering he never kicked Warlord to the curb. His standards were high enough to drop Scrapper Steve at least. Say what you want about the boy, but his hatred for sickos was truly admirable.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Not a high bar considering he never kicked Warlord to the curb. His standards were high enough to drop Scrapper Steve at least. Say what you want about the boy, but his hatred for sickos was truly admirable.

Well...
After the Scrapper-Scotty crisis, Steve would show up once or twice in a video in his fucking pup play mask. And of course, his homeboy's homeboy who got pinched on indecent exposure to a minor "when he was outside taking a piss" that turned out to be much, much worse.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

If it has subtitles the boy wouldn't be having it.

Oh, most of them are written and filmed in English. They were just made in Italy by Italian directors, kinda like spaghetti westerns. I’m not a huge film history sperg, so I might be wrong, but I think it was due to American censorship laws at the time or something. Like the Italian film industry could film racier shit than the US studios, so they churned out a ton of exploitation movies full of shitty gore scenes and nudity.

Some of them are legitimately good films, like Disturbia. (Edit: I meant Suspiria lmao) Some of them make you wonder if somebody drugged your drink, like The Beyond. Some of them are basically Ed Wood tier retardation but with softcore porn scenes, like Nude For Satan. I highly recommend all of three to anyone who enjoys weird/cheesy horror cinema.

But I digress…

 

[Rand al'Thor]

Oh, most of them are written and filmed in English. They were just made in Italy by Italian directors, kinda like spaghetti westerns. I’m not a huge film history sperg, so I might be wrong, but I think it was due to American censorship laws at the time or something. Like the Italian film industry could film racier shit than the US studios, so they churned out a ton of exploitation movies full of shitty gore scenes and nudity.

Some of them are legitimately good films, like Disturbia. Some of them make you wonder if somebody drugged your drink, like The Beyond. Some of them are basically Ed Wood tier retardation but with softcore porn scenes, like Nude For Satan. I highly recommend all of three to anyone who enjoys weird/cheesy horror cinema.

But I digress…

I know it's Dario Argento and not Lucio Fulci, but I can imagine Cobes sitting in his dark apartment watching Suspiria and going "Haha yeah toobz...Satin and witches..." yet not understanding what the fuck is going on.