KF dating show discussion

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List of requirements for a lady:

1. Not fat
2. Won’t kill me or our kids in a fit of dissociative psychotic rage one day

God willing there’s at least one woman here who can meet my sky-high standards
This, except I'm also okay with a fat person that will murder me and the kids in a fit of psychotic rage.
 
> moids who seethe about girlbosses and women voting telling us their standards
:story:
 
reveal some of the posts they've made on the farms and have them explain how they didn't mean it like that to the other person.
When you called that incel shitting up the BP an "AIDS riddled faggot who's yelling at Women Online because his bf refused to leave his Wife to be with you" you didn't really mean it, did you?
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I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
 
my man, every Kiwi farmer is a male, is there even women here in Kiwi Farms? (Troons don't count)
Some of you are so terrified of failing to clock fake women online that you regularly fail to clock fake men. Women (yes, women) in the man hate thread once clocked a pooner by a picture of her bedsheets. Get on our level.
 
When you called that incel shitting up the BP an "AIDS riddled faggot who's yelling at Women Online because his bf refused to leave his Wife to be with you" you didn't really mean it, did you?
I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
"Wonderful to hear, now, as it happens, our prince charming is quite active on the beauty parlor, how about we...And we have our first male contestant to hit the emergency escape button"
 
How would a kf version of the Bachelor/Bachelorette go? That'd be funny
 
Idk, vibes. Some men have flowery bedsheets, but most don't and it's always worth checking if something makes you suspicious.
I used to. It was the best bedsheet ever, comfort levels were off the chart. However, it was lost to time after I fucked it up in the washer. Got too small and ripped when I tried putting it back on the bed
 
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