KF dating show discussion

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Ruined by the Rain dijo:
I think if you recruit just from the man and woman hate thread there'll be too few candidates. It would be better to recruit users with a particular neuroticism and match them with the one with opposing views.
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I agree that man and woman-hate  adjacent posters are a lot more likely to gel.

Ruined by the Rain dijo:
I envy moids. I wished I had the strength of one, but there's nothing I can do about having a distorted stunted body that will never grow into a proper human form
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Few men lift like Arnold, but all men feel like Arnold after a lift. You're focusing too much on numbers and not enough on the texture of strength, which you share with us. Girl-tigers don't envy boy-tigers: they're both tigers. It's the same fire passed between different-sized candles.

I've never been jealous of women for a single picosecond, but I think I do (at least half) understand your autoandrophilic tendencies.
 
California Newt dijo:
You're focusing too much on numbers and not enough on the texture of strength, which you share with us. Girl-tigers don't envy boy-tigers: they're both tigers. It's the same fire passed between different-sized candles.
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I can't content myself with forever lifting 120lbs max even if it's 1x my body weight. It's my particular retardation I can't let go of. It's piss worthless amount that even a untrained teen moid can outlift. How am I supposed to be fine with that

Sometimes one has to admit one is a loser by default, the only choice one has is to seethe about it or not
 
Mad_Dog dijo:
For the record, I did not consent to be in this thread.
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I think we will find out all sorts of new and horrifying ways how to violate consent with this show.
California Newt dijo:
I'm interested. I think I've been banned from enough BP threads to qualify. It needs to start out with a debate/arguing component so we can establish who hates each other the most (and therefore has the most chemistry) though.

I'm not sure it's a good idea to actually get involved with any of these people, but the show sounds fun.
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I think it would be the most interesting if there is actually a chance of things going well. The autism and awkward interactions would make the show. If they immediately get primed to hate the other person, we won't get anywhere. We first try to fix up the guy and gal before we shove them in one room. Force the guy to shower, put on some stylish clothes, get him a cheat sheet of 3 topics he can start a conversation about, etc. I am sure that most of the people that REEE the hardest about how evil men/women are would be rather shy and nervous when actually trying to have a date on TV.

Starting out with a debate is weird. You first get to know each other (what are your hobbies, what kind of job do you have) before you talk about more heavy stuff. Once we have a spark we can poke up a debate. Have them go through A&H together and debate what stickers they want to give different comments. If that doesn't cause an argument, we can always hit them with some highlights from the man/woman hate threads.

Ruined by the Rain dijo:
Sometimes one has to admit one is a loser by default,
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Just be happy you're healthy. You're one nasty accident or disease from ending in a wheelchair, or losing an arm. Then you can't squat or lift shit.
 
Waffle Iron dijo:
Force the guy to shower, put on some stylish clothes, get him a cheat sheet of 3 topics he can start a conversation about, etc. I am sure that most of the people that REEE the hardest about how evil men/women are would be rather shy and nervous when actually trying to have a date on TV.
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It would be hilarious if it turns out they're normal people who's just saying shit online
 
Ruined by the Rain dijo:
It would be hilarious if it turns out they're normal people who's just saying shit online
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Rate me :optimistic: but I think most people wouldn't be nearly as bad as you think they'd be. It is a lot easier to type out "I'm going beat you" than to actually say it face-to-face. Same with the male/female hate. There was an actual dating webshow for a forum which had a lot of "your girlfriend? The one you have to blow up before you can fuck her?" comments. They were extremely painful to watch but also nice seeing two awkward real people interact with each other hoping to make a new connection. And the comment section was rooting for them every time.
 
Mission impossible the women most of them would rather drink bleach than deal with a man from kiwifarms irl, the men would rather wank on 2d women than deal with real normie women .

Both sides hate each other so much that it will turn into DV situation real quick.

Unless you want to see a brawl between autists
 
Ruined by the Rain dijo:
I can't content myself with forever lifting 120lbs max even if it's 1x my body weight. It's my particular retardation I can't let go of. It's piss worthless amount that even a untrained teen moid can outlift. How am I supposed to be fine with that

Sometimes one has to admit one is a loser by default, the only choice one has is to seethe about it or not
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Just take solace in the fact that if a moid ever becomes unruly enough with you, the work of a gentleman by the name of Samuel Colt will make his no effort lifts completely irrelevant.
 
Justa Grata Honoria dijo:
Mission impossible the women most of them would rather drink bleach than deal with a man from kiwifarms irl, the men would rather wank on 2d women than deal with real normie women .
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I think you'd be surprised. If you wanted a good show, you'd probably have to pick candidates from the mass DM chains or the sharty thread. I'd bet money that most man/woman hate posters act too normal irl to be of any interest.
 
Justa Grata Honoria dijo:
Mission impossible the women most of them would rather drink bleach than deal with a man from kiwifarms irl, the men would rather wank on 2d women than deal with real normie women .

Both sides hate each other so much that it will turn into DV situation real quick.

Unless you want to see a brawl between autists
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Great, we'll call it Kiwi Royale
 
Strongly disagree with the notion that "opposites attract". Pairing people who have completely opposing views together is not actually as entertaining as it might sound on the surface. If you put a faggot who seethes about women in front of me, I just wouldn't talk to him. If you told me he is my match on a dating show, I would be running for the hills.
 
Should this hypothetical Kiwi dating show make it to a second season, I propose throwing a trap and/or a pooner into the mix for extra spice.
 
Pee Cola dijo:
Should this hypothetical Kiwi dating show make it to a second season, I propose throwing a trap and/or a pooner into the mix for extra spice.
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Where are we going to get them? It's not like this site is crawling with trannies.

I remember seeing troon/poon users in animal control. Maybe we should also nominate candidates from there
 
It wouldn't be fun if you get absolute animals on the show. You need to have some hope of "will they, will they not". You would do some basic screening to see if the person is at least willing to go in and be open-minded. And screening wouldn't be difficult. Just look at the female advice thread. The crazy ones react negatively to any pushback and have a 5 page meltdown.

If things go really bad the woman can always signal the waiter to bring her date a drink spiked with a roofie. Once he's out cold she can safely leave.

 
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