Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

I um ... posted in the wrong thread. This was meant for Sander Bloshinsky

....yeeeah I was wondering if there was another trancher I was forgetting.

Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, I suppose.

That would be a hilarious situation for Kev too.

He would likely give up and die after a matter of hours.

It doesn't matter where he is, just take away his internet and he would 41 himself right then and there.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

The only time Kevin ever feels genuine abject terror is when he's afraid he's said something that's put him on the wrong side of an issue in the online troon community. It's why he mostly sticks to blathering about Transformers and pretending to be horny. (Well, that and the fact that he's incredibly shallow.)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Does it ever strike someone how sexy Kevin is?

I mean, between his fat folds.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I um ... posted in the wrong thread. This was meant for Sander Bloshinsky

What’s amazing to me is that I instantly knew who you were talking about specifically because you got his name wrong.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(Well, that and the fact that he's incredibly shallow.)

Hey, be nice! His stinkditch PT said he needed another revision.

 

[the khat quaffer]

between his fat folds.

in that fuckin ecosystem they'd probably find a new mold to cause the next covid

 

[ten dollars off]

Well that was done with the first operation. Total cock and balls removal.

It’s kind of insane that what is the worst thing that can be done to most normal men is the most desirable thing for these idiots.

It is pretty insane. The way it's sold as if your genitals are being magically transformed into a woman's is the fantasy they buy into. The reality is pretty comical.

Imagine if the surgeons were honest and said, "We're going to trim the head of your penis down to the size of a clit, so it looks clit-ish, but only has like 1/10th of the erogenous sensitivity, then mount it at the top like an old fashioned door knocker. We'll just cram its nerve bundle inside like a poorly installed car stereo. Hopefully it doesn't get pinched, cutting off any remaining sensation.

Then, we will give you a numb, unstructured flesh tube made from empty cock shaft skin, with no surrounding musculature or anything else to give it rigidity or shape, like an actual vaginal canal. It will constantly build layers of scar tissue around itself internally, forcing you to break up that tissue by tearing it open on with a plastic rod on a regular basis. For a man, fucking it will feel like fucking a dry latex glove.

Then, we'll remove your testicles so you have no sex drive, and construct labia out of your halved, empty, wrinkly ballsack, so even the inside of the lips have wiry pubes springing out from them. Oh, and since there aren't any glands in there to produce mucus, the only moisture you'll have will be from trapped sweat, oils, and sloughed off dead skin cells. So, it will smell like a fat man's filthy belly button, only five times worse.

If you don't regularly dilate, the cavity will eventually close up from the walls fusing together, kind of like those obese people whose skin fuses with their couch fabric. Oh, and if want to orgasm it will require an hour of aggressive stimulation that you'll never be aroused enough to bother with."

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Neovagina envy.







The map made me laugh.


Kev badmouthed TERF Island and upset a friend.


His latest selfie.



Dinosaur dusting.














Kevin had his 39th birthday.

He shares the date with Ted Kaczynski and Graham Linehan.

Stop picking Kevin!

Kev is upset.


He quickly gets over it.

He caught up with his sister over text, and they bitched about their mom.


Another elderly woman makes trouble for Kevin, this time by dying.

Steb.




The shooting near the White House.

The Last Jedi.

Tranny drama.

Apologizing to Jemma / riotgrrljemma.

Scabbing.

Please help Kevin's dear friend Peanut.

Literally $10 here or there adds up.


More dinosaurs.


Birthday present haul.
















The Arcee shelf.

They were all gifts from himself, to himself.


Peanut again. Any amount helps!



Deffo worth $60.









No-one can ever tell.




Ma'am'd at the liquor store.


Dilation talk.

Zero depth isn't Kev's jam.

Psychological regression.


Lesbian sex.

Kev had a very gay evening and morning with two other guys.

It was Diz Astra (the guy who frotted on Kevin before) and his boyfriend "Shae." I wonder if the evening with them was another birthday gift Kevin bought for himself.


This is Kev and Diz from their previous meet-up in 2024.

Shae / leggylesbean.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Kevin has a sister? And she's apparently the only person in his family who tolerates him?

 

[CreamBunny]

Kevin has a sister? And she's apparently the only person in his family who tolerates him?

She's the person Kevin is skin-walking.

Also, let's not pretend that Kevin totally isn't bringing up how great his relationship is with his sister all of the sudden after not mentioning her in years because our own wonderful @Magic Pickle speculated about him giving her the ick less than 2 weeks ago.

Hi Kevin!

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

This man needs to get his gum disease under control, what the fuck is that? It looks like it’s bleeding. Is it residual muck from allegedly munching on Kevin’s wound?


As we can see the FFS was a total success. You can also see his feigned expression of joy. One half of his face performs excitement, the other half reveals extreme pain.

Him picking at his surgical scabs is very disgusting and clearly fucking up his healing. He gets a thousand surgeries and purposely does everything you’re not supposed to do in recovery. He couldn’t even take his jewelry off!

 

[White Peach]

I really don't understand this dilation issue. Imagine that you had some type of erectile dysfunction and the doctor said you have to stimulate your genitals in a particular fashion until you get an erection. Then you increase this exercise from a brief erection to 1 minute, to 5 minutes, to 15 minutes. Now you can actually have great penetrative sex. Would bitch about how hard it is? Or would you be excited that you can now fuck the shit out of your girlfriend?

I can only assume that Kev doesn't have much of a sex drive, and what there was went into the garbage with his balls. Full body female orgasms my ass.

 

[Dick Johnson]

The issue is that Kev will not do anything that requires sustained effort. Stick to a dilation schedule? Nah, just ignore it, complain about how your new hole is closing like the doctors told you it would when you got it, then schedule 'revisions'. Because that'll fix the problem. How about "When I figure out makeup after I'm fully healed it's over for you sluts"? He's had years to 'figure out' makeup, and has done nothing towards it. He'll say he's going to, then a few months later he'll lament how hard it is and how he's thinking about getting some more FFS.

I'd also assume that the same quality underpins why he 'never got the hang of anal'. Instead of doing the prepwork required to keep anal sex from being disgusting and uncomfortable, he thought he could 'just' get his genitals flipped inside out and it would solve everything.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Instead of doing the prepwork required to keep anal sex from being disgusting

There is no level of prep work that can achieve that aim. One man sticking his penis into another man's poop shoot can never not be disgusting.

 

[Dick Johnson]

A quarter billion gay dudes would disagree with you. I figure if buggery were solely 'Ow, that hurts' followed by 'Ew, that stinks' then it wouldn't have caught on.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Beautiful curation job, @kazuhiro -- absolutely love the "I need small donations" juxtaposed with "I bought plastic crap again" -- but everyone missed this:

Kevin misgendered Frisk, who is a they/them if you don't want to get a lot of Discourse pointed at you.

I'm not even in the fandom and I know that.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Kev had a very gay evening and morning with two other guys.

Look out, it's the terrible three-headed giant!

 

[FinnSven]

A quarter billion gay dudes would disagree with you. I figure if buggery were solely 'Ow, that hurts' followed by 'Ew, that stinks' then it wouldn't have caught on.

It’s been popular since the classical Greek period and probably before.

It’s also likely it was a form of contraception even in cave societies.

But anyway! Sodomy digression aside, I suspect that Kevin isn’t and never has been gay or bisexual in a real sense.

I think he is straight as fuck but so committed to the LARP that he convinces himself that men are women, especially when they commit to trans identity.

Obviously, despite popular stereotyping, being straight as fuck doesn’t mean that a man hates it up the arse, but it increases the chances that he never wants to indulge.

Kev probably has this mentality and deeply internalized homophobia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s been popular since the classical Greek period and probably before.

It’s also likely it was a form of contraception even in cave societies.

Personal pet theory is that, in the days before antibiotics, there was a lot more intercrural sex than we assume now with our modern perspective. You look at a Greek vase, it's all side view; who knows where exactly the penis is going? The Band of Thebes had to keep marching the next day.

Soon as we get time-travel drones I'm seeking funding from Ao3 to confirm this.



I have never been clear on why we as a nation are spending so much money on giving Kevin the ability to be penetrated, when he never liked it before, he's putting so little sweat equity into it, and his two boyfriends have one penis and zero testicles between them. It seems like in Glorious Troon Utopia there'd be a Neovagina Council who'd distribute the genital surgery based on who was actually in need.

 

[the khat quaffer]

103 fucking images

Well. Kevin has successfully blended together trannyism, wound dilation, the Unabomber, Damocles in one olympic pool-sized pile of puke.

Spoiler: i feel tired brothers

Kevin...Kevin. What is it going to take for you to realize that no woman in the history of their species talks, in a public forum, about her fun parts, mangled or otherwise.

>"I wanna get back to orange"
you make the Annoying Orange seem tolerable.

My glazzies weren't up to snuff after waking up and so I thought I read that one of these weirdos is on a 30 cm diameter dilator and thought......."the? everloving? FUCK??! these people are smuggling bowling balls!! two guys could fuck that at the same time and never meet!"

>still fucking dilating 6+ years later
Kevin, people have learned to walk again in less time after getting thrown out of an airplane. You ever think mother nature/biology etc is trying to tell you something?

>map
Now do one for remote/control/clicker

>"WHY DO MY EYES LOOK SO BIG AND ADORABLE HOW DID I DO THAT"
You had an eyebrow lift, sir. That's how. also



>Ted Kaczynski
alright there little miss troonabomber

>Steb
Did he cover the camera lens with butter or something? This looks like drunk goggles. Smart.

>Star Wars VIII
nobody likes that one. Nobody. I swear Kevin just exists to be a contrarian.

>Texas
Ah yes, where they shoot you on sight the moment you cross state lines and collectively all shout YEE-HAW, GOT 'IM!.

"Please help my dear friend Peanut pay the goddamn rent. anyways here's endless pictures of children's toys I just bought. Deffo worth $60"

>A terfy archeologist
"This skull is from the dark ages of a phenomenon known as transgenderism; it appears to have come from some kind of hairy baboon. Male baboon."

>"how often I'm just not in the mood"
You'll NEVER been in the mood, ever again. All you'll have is your performative thirst-posting.
" accidentally did a lesbian sex for like 2+ hours whoops"
Words on a screen don't count, sir.

That hog piercing looks like a Hitler mustache.

I forget where somebody mentioned Damocles but to my great shock they used it poorly/wrongly. The Sword of Damocles is meant to represent the perils of being in charge, knowing that one wrong decision could mean the end of you, your people, your country. Reducing TsoD to nothing but "pointy thing hanging over my head" is not seeing the forest for the trees. TSoD is basically "heavy is the had that wears the crown."