Jurassic Park/World megathread - Spared no expense.

[3deadniggers]

So you don't like Avatar TLA, Billy & Mandy, Fairly Oddparents, Codename KND, Invader Zim, etc.?

No. The people I've seen growing up with those have been really weird. Avatar leads to wanting anime compulsively. Invader Zim is Penguin of doom silliness and it's only got worse since then.

 

[TVB]

No. The people I've seen growing up with those have been really weird. Avatar leads to wanting anime compulsively. Invader Zim is Penguin of doom silliness and it's only got worse since then.

And? So too did the people who grew up in the 90s? What's even so different? Are you just implying that only muh 90s is good/2000s bad, even though both decades also embraced randomness?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

No. The people I've seen growing up with those have been really weird. Avatar leads to wanting anime compulsively. Invader Zim is Penguin of doom silliness and it's only got worse since then.

At least Duck Dodgers fans are totally sane, intact people amirite haha.

 

[3deadniggers]

And? So too did the people who grew up in the 90s? What's even so different? Are you just implying that only muh 90s is good/2000s bad, even though both decades also embraced randomness?

Some shows attract the worst kind of people. The examples you used were shows that do it. There's 90's shows that do the same thing, but they're not in the same weirdly sexual shipping obsessed tumblr sphere like 00s stuff is.

 

[Cats]

Now, for the first part of this theory, the following things must be true.
Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park have the same protagonist
Neither Jurassic World or Jurassic Park ever had a JW themed sequel, so they have different themes and characters and stories
Both have dinosaurs
Both have dinosaurs
Both have dinosaurs and dinosaurs
Both have some sort of supernatural element
So, if you think these are the only way to explain these films, check out Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park was created by the man who created the first Jurassic Park movie.
Jurassic Park is a sequel to the first Jurassic Park.
In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the dinosaurs and introduced the first ever JW character. This is a character who is based on the character created in Jurassic Park.
This character is called the "Madrasati."
In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the "Siri," the voice of Siri in Jurassic Park. In Jurassic Park, they have introduced the first fully-dinoine (and thus non-human) character on the movie. This is a character, named the T-rex.
In Jurassic Park, they introduced the first "dinoatic animal (a) to the movie. This animal is the "newer" dinosaur- which is one of the two dinosaurs from Jurassic Park II that had the spine of a human.
In Jurassic Park, they introduced two dinosaurs. These dinosaurs are the T-rex and the Mallo.
In Jurassic Park II, they introduced the T-rex, the first fully-dinoine dinosaur in the movie. This was a new addition to the dinosaurs, and the other dinosaurs to Jurassic Park.
This would make Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park II a sequel to each other, as they would both be sequel to each other.

 

[TVB]

At least Duck Dodgers fans are totally sane, intact people amirite haha.

The show was good, especially the fact that it gave us this gem

Some shows attract the worst kind of people. The examples you used were shows that do it. There's 90's shows that do the same thing, but they're not in the same weirdly sexual shipping obsessed tumblr sphere like 00s stuff is.

Still, the 2000s was the great decade, and I will keep on defending that decade until the end of time. It even was the best decade for video games, wrestling, etc.

 

[3deadniggers]

Still, the 2000s was the great decade, and I will keep on defending that decade until the end of time. It even was the best decade for video games, wrestling, etc.

We know you grew up in the 2000s. You can defend it all you want but it won't stop Avatar being the gate way to being obsessed with Japan in that toxic way only the most depraved weebs can pull off.

 

[TVB]

We know you grew up in the 2000s. You can defend it all you want but it won't stop Avatar being the gate way to being obsessed with Japan in that toxic way only the most depraved weebs can pull off.

You getting MATI over a decade (and even a show) solely due to the fanbase is just you projecting on how you think muh 90s is good. I'm not here saying that the 90s was a bad decade, and this is from myself who happens be born in 1994, but getting mad over a decade for something completely small isn't justifying how bad the decade really was. In fact, you're only cherry-picking a fandom of a show as the reason why a decade, at least to you, is garbage. What about other things that happened in the decade, like wrestling, video games, etc.?

Getting back on topic here,

Neither Jurassic World or Jurassic Park ever had a JW themed sequel, so they have different themes and characters and stories

there isn't really anything going forward aside from the original 1993 movie, not even a followup of the original book isn't helping

 

[3deadniggers]

What about other things that happened in the decade, like wrestling, video games, etc.?

Wrestling drops off during the 2000s. It's peak was the late 90s with Rock and Austin and the attitude era ends in 2002 officially. I'm not mad, it's objectively true that the 2000s are a bad era for animation because it didn't know what it was doing. Traditional animation was dead, CGI was starting to find it's feet but the tools for fully animated TV series weren't there yet. So you ended up with a lot of crappy flash animations or knock off anime to try and copy the mid 90s success of Toonami. The peak of live action kids TV has passed and you're mostly dealing with young girls being exploited by creepy men at nickelodeon. The internet and online gaming was taking away the audience and it's telling that they started to shift to adults who never grew up rather than kids.

Jurassic park doesn't suit sequels unless you turn them into summer blockbusters like Fast and Furious or Pirates of the Caribbean. Every movie is the same rough story but the dinosaurs on display change. Theme park is opened, Dinos breach and now you have to survive the situation. You can do really small emotional survival stories or full impact action set piece filled movies. But none of them ever went that way. They tried to return to the island after the disaster (which is barely in the movie in a meaningful way) or they do some random unrelated spin off with the cast. If Fast and the furious can be "Want to see cars doing dumb stunts?" then Jurassic Would could be "Want to see dinosaurs do dumb stunts?" Have different dino fights in every movie and have different levels of weapons. You can make Alien and Aliens under the same JW wheelhouse but it's not the way they went.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm still miffed that Dominion wasn't the movie we were led to believe it would be, I really wanted to see how the rest of the world was coping with dinosaurs. We already had a glimpse of a black market that, although it was taken care of pretty quickly, suggests other countries have their own black markets that can spell imminent disaster. Hell, I would've also liked to see if Biosyn was going to go the "teacup dinosaur" route in trying to market pygmy dinosaurs to kids. I think you could make an intriguing movie out of that.

 

[Spud]

You can defend it all you want but it won't stop Avatar being the gate way

True story, I watched Avatar TLA and now I like brown girls.

 

[TVB]

True story, I watched Avatar TLA and now I like brown girls.

Would you fuck brown girls?

 

[Spud]

Would you fuck brown girls?

Spoiler: Would you like to know?

Yes.

 

[TVB]

Spoiler: Would you like to know?

Yes.

Yea, me too.

Wrestling drops off during the 2000s. It's peak was the late 90s with Rock and Austin and the attitude era ends in 2002 officially.

Nah, 2002-08 of WWE was kino shit. Also, you still haven't explained about video games of the 2000s

 

[3deadniggers]

Yea, me too.

Nah, 2002-08 of WWE was kino shit. Also, you still haven't explained about video games of the 2000s

You're being far too autistic about meaningless pop culture.

 

[TVB]

You're being far too autistic about meaningless pop culture.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Only two people voted for Paul Kirby in my poll? Look I get there's still trace amounts of salt over jp3 but if there's one positive I can give it its William h Macy as Paul Kirby. Guy and his (ex) wife moved heaven and earth just so they could try to save thier missing son. When he found out his ex wife's new fling was dead he was chill about it and even offered his condolences. Sure he lied about being rich but he owns his own business and even kept it despite the divorce from Amanda.

He's kinda average and dull even Amanda comments he "drives five miles under the speed limit." But that scene at the river.

the guy climbed On a crane, in the rain unarmed, just so Grant, his wife and kid could all get away. I remember as a kid when i first saw this movie (the first one and only one of the original 3 i can remember seeing in thesthers btw) and legit hoping he wasn't dead.


Jp3 is still the weakest if the original trilogy (the return of the jedi of the jp series) but like rotj it has some redeeming qualities like the Kirby's, grant in his final appearance in his ass kicking prime, and action.

 

[TVB]

Jp3 is still the weakest if the original trilogy (the return of the jedi of the jp series) but like rotj it has some redeeming qualities like the Kirby's, grant in his final appearance in his ass kicking prime, and action.

You could say that Jurassic Park 3 was the worst thing to happen in America back in 2001.

But on a serious note, it was a letdown when comparing to the first two, but I'd rather watch that than the recent Jurassic World shit

 

[A Grey Cat]

You could say that Jurassic Park 3 was the worst thing to happen in America back in 2001.

But on a serious note, it was a letdown when comparing to the first two, but I'd rather watch that than the recent Jurassic World shit

I mean..it was released JULY 2001...looking back I consider the summer of jp3 the point where the 90s finally ended. I still have memories of friends...if only faces now and not names being bummed about the summer ending and thinking "man September of 2001 is gonna suck." But thinking only because we'd all be going back to school.

 

[Judge Holden]

Thanks to having accidentally subbed to some turbo JP sperg back when I was binging spoopy original novel lore vids, I was informed today that the re-reboot just released its first pictures today....not of any dinosaurs or settings or shit like that, just the main actors staring like goldfish at shit offscreen


Also some random groid screaming at something above him

"DAFUQS DAT BEEPIN NIGGA?!"

As for the plotline, here is the new synopsis that just sharted out

A new era is born.

Next summer, three years after the Jurassic World trilogy concluded with each film surpassing $1 billion at the global box office, the enduring Jurassic series evolves in an ingenious new direction with Jurassic World Rebirth.

Anchored by iconic action superstar Scarlett Johansson, breakthrough talent Jonathan Bailey and two-time Oscar® winner Mahershala Ali, this action-packed new chapter sees an intrepid team racing to secure DNA samples from the three most colossal creatures across land, sea and air. Also starring acclaimed international stars Rupert Friend and Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, the film is directed by dynamic visualist Gareth Edwards (Rogue One: A Star Wars Story) from a script by original Jurassic Park screenwriter David Koepp.

Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet’s ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.

Academy Award® nominee Johansson plays skilled covert operations expert Zora Bennett, contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world’s three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora’s operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized by marauding aquatic dinos, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that’s been hidden from the world for decades.

Ali is Duncan Kincaid, Zora’s most trusted team leader; Emmy nominee and Olivier Award winner Jonathan Bailey (Wicked, Bridgerton) plays paleontologist Dr. Henry Loomis; Emmy nominee Rupert Friend (Homeland, Obi-Wan Kenobi) appears as Big Pharma representative Martin Krebs and Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (The Lincoln Lawyer, Murder on the Orient Express) plays Reuben Delgado, the father of the shipwrecked civilian family.

The cast includes Luna Blaise (Manifest), David Iacono (The Summer I Turned Pretty) and Audrina Miranda (Lopez vs. Lopez) as Reuben’s family. The film also features, as members of Zora and Krebs’ crews, Philippine Velge (Station Eleven), Bechir Sylvain (BMF) and Ed Skrein (Deadpool).

Jurassic World Rebirth is directed by BAFTA winner Edwards from a script by Koepp (War of the Worlds), based on characters created by Michael Crichton. The film is produced by Oscar® nominee Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley, both longtime Jurassic franchise producers and of this summer’s blockbuster, Twisters. The film is executive produced by Steven Spielberg, Denis L. Stewart and Jim Spencer.

Pretty sure no extra comment is needed, we all know this is gonna be shit, the creators know its gonna be shit, the normies know this is gonna be shit.