🌟 Internet Famous Juan Manuel Arroyo Alcón / JMAA / JMAATV / JMAAMusic - A delusional retard blindly looking for social acceptance

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JMAA Miscellaneous update
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path"

I like to write these updates on one giant, caffeine-fueled session, and have sadly not found the time to do so until today. Considering this will be the first post on page 23, I decided to begin de novo.

I noticed that a lot of the videos on the previous page of this thread no longer function, so for now on, I am going to only attach the videos onto my posts on the bottom, making sure they line up with the videos themselves, as well as post a link to the originals, and only insert videos into these posts in a dedicated spoiler, if I find that it is justified. I could blame this on Null's inability to maintain a website, or my inability to take into account exactly how much memory this process was eating. Whichever's the case, I still blame JMAA. However, failure is a stupid reason for stopping, so let's continue.

None of the videos on my previous post work, so I have attached the videos onto this post in the order as on my previous post (Couldn't find 2 videos, however I replaced them with similar videos to keep the order consistent).



JMAA had his server raided, here're some highlights!
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This is probably one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Even his server raids lack anything interesting.

JMAA will forever be known online as the boy who ate his own shit and nothing else. Zero fans. Zero euros. Zero dedicated trolls (besides me and I'm just here to document and commentate).

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JMAA has been on a roll releasing new track after track. Most recently, he's put out an entire album dedicated to the permenant damage he has done to his reputation, body, mind, and soul. Bandcamp link if you dislike having ears

I typically don't discuss his music because there's nothing to really say after you listen to it. It all sucks. That being said, this album has some quite on the nose lyrics that I find extremely funny:

"It's showtime
Humiliation is served
While you don't deserve it

It's showtime
The show must go on
A fascination for the weak

It's showtime
From a simple quirk
To a whole downward spiral

It's showtime
Your whole entire life
Zapped to the extreme, yeah

The panopticon
Must keep looking
The panopticon
Must keep amusing

I never felt safe in digital walls
Someone always looking, someone always pointing
I never felt safe in fascination
For my way of life, for my way of living
I never felt safe in their disdain
For my personal life, for my way of breathing
I never felt safe in this world
For I seem to always be the lolcow

The Internet has damaged me
The Internet has damaged me
The Internet has damaged me
The Internet has damaged me"
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It's very difficult to feel sorry for a man who does it to himself.

Note that there's also a music video for this one, however it's uninteresting.

"Do you want to know what hell is like?
Start looking on Grindr
LOL

Boy
Get out of here
Boy
Get out of here now
Boy
Get out of here
Get out of here now

I'm not interested in you
You're nothing but a nuisance
You disgust me
What the hell are you doing
You left me there like a pine tree
I won't send you any more pictures
Masturbate
And leave me alone

Boy
Get out of here
Boy
Get out of here now
Boy
Get out of here
Get out of here now

Forget about me, you damn fool
No, seriously
I don't care at all
Period
Get out of here, clown, cojon"
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JMAA sings about breaking up with a boy and about how he stopped sending him masturbation videos on Grindr. Something tells me JMAA wasn't LOL'ing when he wrote these lyrics...




"Shut your bitch ass up
I never found funny
Your fucking witty comment
On Instagram
Fuck your bitch ass up
I never am angry
At your little slurs
On my feed
Your hate feeds me clout
I grow like a bloat
Feeding off your blood
Like a vampire
Sucking your life essence
You're such a prude
You're just not funny
Admit it

I feel you're cute
With your little shit
You're not more clever than me
I feel worse for you
I know it's true
Sometimes I feel down
Like I should put one bullet down
Into my thick skull
This emotional trainwreck
Is no more dumber
Than your stupid yee-yee ass comment
Feels like bad comedians
But now I can see
I grow much stronger
Thanks to your shit in the comments
Which feel like

You're all little ants
In my little sandbox of feces
That you call your home
I watch you all
Crawling over there with your legs
Like a social experiment
Your hate is my fuel
Your hate is my lifeblood
For which I bring those who care
Shut your bitch ass up
Now you're all mine
And you're all now playing my game

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la

Isn't that funny?
You're all my suckers
Now I'm famous
And you can't do shit about it
Ha ha ha ha"
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Jesus fucking christ this one's sad. It can be summarized as JMAA failing at pretending the trolling doesn't get to him... by pretending the trolling gets to him.

The music video begins with him looking through his social media feed to find nothing but hate while watching an Hbomberguy video (reference to another song on the album). JMAA continues to scroll through his Bluesky feed, and then flips off the official Balatro discord server (No clue what happened there). He begins getting ornery, running around his messy room while flipping off the camera and showing off his gunt like cleavage.

"Oh no
Here he comes
He's so smug
He has no clue

Oh no
Here he comes
He's so smug
He has no shame

Feel like a smug smartass today
Feel like I could give my opinion right now
Feel like a smug smartass today
Feel like I could huff my own farts today

Oh you don't get it
My shitty opinion just matters to you
You just don't get it right away
I jerk off to my brain"
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I have a strange feeling this one's directed at me, however I probably need to huff some more of my farts until I get the full message...


"I am right now on the internet
Someone was passing my nudes
Laughing off at my autism
Somehow they think I'm a troll

I am right now crying on my bed
Someone passed as my girlfriend
Turns out it was a catfish
Somehow they just trolled me

I am right now in a forum
Everyone thinks I'm a clown
They just looked at my queer face
Somehow thought I was a fag

I am right now on YouTube
Comments are just so mean
They're still calling me a faggot
No one takes me seriously

I am now a grown adult
I have a life-long trauma
I wish I wasn't just like this
Maybe one of the cool kids

And you ain't seen nothing yet
You think you've seen all?
Ha ha ha
Wait until you're 30, honey

The Internet has damaged me
The Internet has damaged me"
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I'll give JMAA just one compliment: ai could never recreate this.

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You can't break up if you're dating yourself

I look at the mirror and ponder myself
The room I inhabit feels like a sad cell
Sadly the touch is how I hurt myself
I can't date myself, I can't date myself

I look at the girl in front of my own self
I heave in this habit of feeling like hell
Sadly the girl really feels like myself
I must date myself, I must date myself

Trans 4 trans
I just want to feel the heat
I just want to feel the beat
I just beat my heart in pain
Heart in pain
Heart in pain
Trans 4 trans
I just can't feel the heat
I just can't feel the beat
My heart beats in pain
My heart beats in pain

Trans 4 trans
I can't just let go
I can't let you go
I think you feel something for me on the go
I feel for you something that I can't let go, go, go

Trans 4 trans
I need to let go
I have let you go
I feel this is love that keeps me on the go
I think of you and I can't just let you go, go, go

Please don't stop
Please never stop
Keep going
Oh my god

You can't break up if you're dating yourself"
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Again, masterful use of lyrics... But I wanna focus on the cover art here for a second, specifically this picture of the collage:
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Just where have we seen this picture from again....
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Now, these pictures aren't identical. They could be completely different shots, even. However, JMAA's face doesn't look like that. He has obviously used some sort of filter to change his face. Isn't JMAA against that? What happened to being perfect just the way you are?

It also bears stating that JMAA uploaded the original image of his ass to his Fetlife account, but not this new one...

That's all for this update, stay tuned while I finish up the March update + some of April!
 

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YayLasagna dijo:
Yeah no that older one sucks. This OP is god tier. He even uses the "please I'm not responsible I have autism" excuse :story:
lol who let this absolute retard have access to a rifle?
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I think this is genuinely retard bullying. If he's retarded enough to eat shit if someone told him to he's not really responsible for his actions and should be wrangled
 

Small twitch clip of JMAA reading scenes from his novel Puppy Girl a few days ago. It's literally 100% pornography and (shockingly) not very well written.


I was going to dedicate a post to his Instagram account getting banned for posting death threats to politicians in Spain, but I didn't archive the death threat video in time before Instagram deleted the video and banned his account. He uploaded the death threat video on both his TikTok and Instagram account, but either TikTok deleted the video or he did, so it's permanently lost.

Might get back into archiving JMAA's nonsense again here sometime soon, just been extremely busy with other shit lately.
 
JMAA'S LATEST BOOK HAS BEEN PUBLISHED AND RIPPED!​

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Marie thought she found the love of her life.

Roxy called her a good girl. She gave her caring, attention, and a place of belonging. For Marie, a puppy girl used to feeling alone, it was all she needed.

Until all started to break apart.

In between toxic relationships, public humiliations, music, night parties and a city that looks like its observing each and every one of their mistakes, Marie will be set on a painful journey to discover how much she’s willing to sacrifice herself to be loved.

A story of love, obsession and personal growth set in the alternative scene of San Sebastian, Spain.

(DO NOT) Purchase the paperback on Amazon here!

Note: I have NOT given due consideration for this book - No money for you JMAA!
 

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buttmunch dijo:
does that mean he made 45 cents in total for all time? wow I can't imagine why no one would run out to buy this shit already, imagine this guy going from drawing r34 of him and britbong bumming each other to this, what a wild ride
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That's fitting as far as JMAA media goes. When he released Johann Weiss a few years ago, he posted free steam codes nonstop. To the point where most of the steam reviews of the game say "product received for free." Hell, I got my copy for free because I found a twitter post of his that had 10 free codes on it, tried using one of them, and they still worked...


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Speaking of giveaways lmao...
 
JMAA addresses the farms in his most recent TikTok video. Likely still burned by the recent theft.

You'd think earning that 45 cents woulda calmed him down. Maybe he still couldn't afford a Monster...



Also, here's the status of his 3 PDF giveaway of his latest book:

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Even with all that free advertising? Shame.
 
> adresses kiwi farms despite not wanting to give us attention
> says we are coping

pick one lol
 
I stumbled across this guy when I was scrolling on TikTok. This JMAA guy randomly popped up on my feed, and he was so ugly and his videos were so fucking weird and cringe that I decided to find out a little bit more about this guy, and it's the most pathetic, hilarious and craziest shit I've seen in a very long time. I genuinely can't believe someone like this exists. Bro started off as a nazi and later became a tranny. He's been trying to start some sort of internet career for like a decade, but he's really just been talking to himself the entire time. His "music" is absolutely barbarically horrible (and this dude genuinely tried holding concerts). Literally the highest point of his career is when he ate shit on stream. And don't even get me started with his art.
His whole psycique revolves around non-existent problems on the internet and around the world. He's a porn addict and fetishizes his mental issues. He's tried making money from porn of his obese body, and now he apparently wrote a whole novel that's basically nothing but porn. He still lives with his dad I believe.
And despite his miserable existence, he still continues doing she shit he does, and he's never genuinely tried to turn his life around for the better. Even in his right-wing era, there was at least some form of hope for him to maybe realize how badly he's fucking up his life, and maybe start improving his life. But now that he's fucked his morbidly obese body up with HRT and shit, there is zero hope left.
I don't think I'll ever find a bigger lolcow than JMAA, but what do I know? I've probably only scratched the surface of lolcows on the internet.
 
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