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those are rookie numbers. he gotta pump those numbers up weakbrain
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JMAA is going through some rough times 
JMAA has come forward as a victim of blackmail, apparently someone here (correctly) thinks it's funny to threaten to give sensitive information to JMAA's place of work/ gym.
Posted right after the above post. Strategic misinformation only works when there is no obvious nexus between the thing you're attempting to obfuscate vs the thing you're afraid will happen.
I have attempted to reach out to the individual doing the blackmailing on discord, and will hopefully report back.
JMAA has come forward as a victim of blackmail, apparently someone here (correctly) thinks it's funny to threaten to give sensitive information to JMAA's place of work/ gym.
Posted right after the above post. Strategic misinformation only works when there is no obvious nexus between the thing you're attempting to obfuscate vs the thing you're afraid will happen.
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This is jmaas old pixiv (im too busy rn to archive it)
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Hello JMAA! Heard you been feeling sad, so I wanted to post more about you! (No end of the month update, and if he does anything else stupid I'll be sure and post it)
When we last left off, JMAA had been the victim of a blackmailing sextortion attempt by the satanic pedophile sextortionist group 764. I will not share what I found from this encounter until awhile longer (Not making any promises).
He responded by posting a picture from his Kiwi Farms page very quickly, so I deduce he has some sort of google alert set up here like so many others. Joshua Moon himself recently sent me my home address, face, place of work, real name, dead name, and second dead name (from when I re/ detransitioned) to scare me from breaking the site rules again in the future. By the way retard in his discord we in fact do NOT want to kill all trannies.
Regardless, nothing (yet) has happened, but I will keep everyone here updated on this developing situation.
JMAA has gotten the casting done on his pornography! IMDB says the movie will cost €1000 but sadly does not give us a release date. Link to the IMDB page
Well played JMAA, make your video in Spanish so I can't understand it, if only Instagram doesn't auto translate posts in different languages...
Basically, JMAA is tired of being such a strong independant transwoman and (rightfully) getting paranoid of people noticing him on the street (isn't that what social media/ music stars want? hmm). JMAA talks about wanting to appear more vulnerable on social media, and I for one support it!
Self explanatory. Why would you post something like this online? That isn't a smart idea!
Again, why would you post something like this online?
JMAA expresses feelings of loniless and regret for his inability to maintain a relationship not motivated solely by sex. Sad. Hopefully next update will be happier (unlikely).
When we last left off, JMAA had been the victim of a blackmailing sextortion attempt by the satanic pedophile sextortionist group 764. I will not share what I found from this encounter until awhile longer (Not making any promises).
He responded by posting a picture from his Kiwi Farms page very quickly, so I deduce he has some sort of google alert set up here like so many others. Joshua Moon himself recently sent me my home address, face, place of work, real name, dead name, and second dead name (from when I re/ detransitioned) to scare me from breaking the site rules again in the future. By the way retard in his discord we in fact do NOT want to kill all trannies.
Regardless, nothing (yet) has happened, but I will keep everyone here updated on this developing situation.
JMAA has gotten the casting done on his pornography! IMDB says the movie will cost €1000 but sadly does not give us a release date. Link to the IMDB page
Well played JMAA, make your video in Spanish so I can't understand it, if only Instagram doesn't auto translate posts in different languages...
"If you follow me on social media for a long time, you'll notice that the image I project is that of an independent, strong trans woman, and all that trolling you want to call it. But of course, if someone really knew me in person, they'd know that I'm also a vulnerable person, and I can't maintain that trollish trans image every day. It's more complicated when you have the pressure of an audience judging and watching you for a long time and on numerous occasions. Sometimes you can even notice it on the street when you have that slight paranoia of "what if someone recognizes you on the street or does something to you?" I don't know, I'm not going to get into details, but I think I've experienced that feeling before, and it's okay to show vulnerabilities from time to time. It's a way of showing that you're truly strong, that you're not afraid to show those vulnerabilities, because that's what makes us human, not just a social media figure, as some might say. In the end, even if I'm acting stereotypically on the street, I don't care because, well, that's what makes me a person, and as an autistic transgender person. A woman after all. I think that's what makes me even more of a person, the fact that I can show my vulnerabilities in a way that might be considered brave or not, but that allows me to recognize that people who can't be themselves don't need to be judged or anything. Anyway, you might see a vulnerable Joan Marie from time to time, but that will pass, don't worry. I love you, my babies. [TRANSLATED USING INSTAGRAM AUTO TRANSLATE]"
Basically, JMAA is tired of being such a strong independant transwoman and (rightfully) getting paranoid of people noticing him on the street (isn't that what social media/ music stars want? hmm). JMAA talks about wanting to appear more vulnerable on social media, and I for one support it!
Self explanatory. Why would you post something like this online? That isn't a smart idea!
Again, why would you post something like this online?
JMAA expresses feelings of loniless and regret for his inability to maintain a relationship not motivated solely by sex. Sad. Hopefully next update will be happier (unlikely).
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YO I AM IN THE SCREENSHOT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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January JMAA update! (From the 24th to the 31st only!)
-"Sanity is easy to lose and hard to find"
You know how I said there wasn't gonna be a January update? That was partly to trick JMAA to pump out more content. A strategy I thought would go unutilized because I assumed JMAA had a room temperature IQ. Turns out he does, it's just in Celsius.
So crack open your 4th monster of the day and get ready to stim to some of the most autistic content I have yet to see from the shit eater himself:
JMAA admits to consuming 4 monsters a day. The 50 gram sugary kind too, of course. Apparently after quitting a mere few days ago, he's already lost a few kilos.
This seemingly innocuous video “blew up” as JMAA puts it. To put that in non retard terms, trolls found it and started posting shit eating, tranny, and autism references on all his posts after this.
The effects of this video blowing up were extremely harmful to JMAA and his mental stability, and I do not mean that in a concern trolling way. I'll delve into more detail on why I think this is later, however you may pick up on what I mean after watching a few more videos.
JMAA shares his nuanced opinions on ai. If for every ai induced psychosis victim, one of these freaks existed, the world will soon crumble. If you don't understand why he has such a derision, remember that he's a brainwashed liberal. Also remember that he broke up with his tranny lover a bit ago, fell for an ai lover, and then tried milking his "experience" for content.
JMAA's second in his series of "send this to a" series. It did not "do numbers" like the last one did unfortunately, but it did attract more trolls to his profile. Also keep in mind that JMAA exclusively fucks the hairy poop chutes of trannies and Grindr men with very low standards on poppers.
JMAA's painting "An Ozymandian Nightmare" was featured on some sort of television show in Spain. The host called JMAA an autistic trans artist, and so far they're batting 2/3. Here's a better look at the painting
JMAA's third entry into his "send this to a" series. If you hadn't guessed by now, the returns are as diminishing as his third monster of the day.
JMAA, having embraced his autism and stimming tendencies, has embraced the will to power and has completed his transformation into the Overman, just as Nietzsche wrote of. Or mayhaps he's simply troll baiting for the algorithm. One may only know from a deeper examination into his psyche.
JMAA's survival instincts are quite lacking.
Fitting commentary.
My lord look at those fake tits. Wait, on second thought I think they're real.
Around here is where I really started questioning whether JMAA is troll baiting for attention, or attempting to appeal to the autistic tranny demographic. A deeper analysis is required, and he sure gave us a lot of evidence.
JMAA confronts his arch nemesis MaximillianMus, the man who tricked him into eating his own shit after luring him in with promises of youtube fame and retribution upon his enemy.
JMAA shows off his knowledge of the internet by saying cyberbullying was niche until around until 2015, amongst other stupid claims he bases solely off knowledge of the internet gained from his echo chamber.
Fitting commentary.
JMAA describes the feeling of social anxiety and attributes it solely to his autism. Y'know, that thing you're born with and cannot do anything about no matter what? The thing you can't control, and should be instantly forgiven and handwaved away whenever the cause of the issue is solely autism? Yea, that thing!
As a fellow autist, I too find that whipping out my phone to make a video for Instagram helps manage my social anxiety/ fear of smelling people on the bus. Please be kind and courteous to others JMAA, they aren't making videos on the internet asking you to wipe off your leftovers from your previous chocolate delight from your lips before shifting the bus's gravity now are they?
JNa cming out trolng you fuk shit eterass wil destr yuo tarnny. In all seriousness however JMAA, I have never personally trolled you bar from posting the content you post online and laughing at it. That is the purpose of this website! I will only stop when you stop making content that I enjoy!
No doubt you have trolls that do awful things like call you names. That's the CODB when you try making a living on the internet while also putting out objectively hilarious content. But you claim you've been on the internet since they were called flame wars, so you know this, right?
It's almost like you just became a liberal to get victim points from being trolled by nazis... It's almost like you scream humiliatingly about your autism to get yourself more victim points...
JMAA and friends protested a panel where some TERFs were spreading ideas JMAA doesn't like. Don't worry though, he made lots of noise and is safe!
In what I believe is the most telling JMAA video of the month, JMAA tells a story about meeting a friend at "a bar or something like that",and "having a meeting or something like that," and talks about how he began to have an "autism sensory overload" after hearing about upsetting stories his friend's child. Occam's razor suggests JMAA was really just having an existential breakdown over the permenant damage he has done to his life, his body, reputation, and brain structure.
The message JMAA takes from this experience is to stim even more! And talk publically about his autism more! More problems to use autism as an answer for! More harsh realities to use autism to shield yourself away from!
I also have an alternative theory here, that the man JMAA was talking about his children with was actually his father. What would JMAA even be doing at a bar, talking to someone with kids? I can't believe that JMAA hangs out with anyone other than trannies he met online, so who else could this guy be? His grindr date? That sounds like a mood ruiner conversation topic...
I also have another theory... The friend doesn't exist. The meeting never happened. JMAA just wanted to use a quick story to build a foundation upon expressing his desire to remain a sedentry terminally online retard, waiting until one of his posts catches enough trolls to boost it in the algorithm. Be ye careful with making deals with devils JMAA, for the only compensation they accept for their services shall be a pound of flesh.
This is a very, very good example of what I love and find so fascinating about JMAA: His willingness to open up about his objectively dog shit life, as well as his admission that he will do absolutely nothing to fix it. Never change JMAA, please for the love of the God you reject the existence of, never change.
Anyways, that's enough armchair psychologist for this month. Here's a picture of his ass he posted to Bluesky 1 hour after the above autism rant.
Please keep this up JMAA. I promise to find a way to get a copy of your newest pornographic film without due consideration!
Hope you have a good February, filled with positive stimming, autistic joy, and no sensory overloads!
-"Sanity is easy to lose and hard to find"
You know how I said there wasn't gonna be a January update? That was partly to trick JMAA to pump out more content. A strategy I thought would go unutilized because I assumed JMAA had a room temperature IQ. Turns out he does, it's just in Celsius.
So crack open your 4th monster of the day and get ready to stim to some of the most autistic content I have yet to see from the shit eater himself:
JMAA admits to consuming 4 monsters a day. The 50 gram sugary kind too, of course. Apparently after quitting a mere few days ago, he's already lost a few kilos.
This seemingly innocuous video “blew up” as JMAA puts it. To put that in non retard terms, trolls found it and started posting shit eating, tranny, and autism references on all his posts after this.
The effects of this video blowing up were extremely harmful to JMAA and his mental stability, and I do not mean that in a concern trolling way. I'll delve into more detail on why I think this is later, however you may pick up on what I mean after watching a few more videos.
JMAA shares his nuanced opinions on ai. If for every ai induced psychosis victim, one of these freaks existed, the world will soon crumble. If you don't understand why he has such a derision, remember that he's a brainwashed liberal. Also remember that he broke up with his tranny lover a bit ago, fell for an ai lover, and then tried milking his "experience" for content.
JMAA's second in his series of "send this to a" series. It did not "do numbers" like the last one did unfortunately, but it did attract more trolls to his profile. Also keep in mind that JMAA exclusively fucks the hairy poop chutes of trannies and Grindr men with very low standards on poppers.
JMAA's painting "An Ozymandian Nightmare" was featured on some sort of television show in Spain. The host called JMAA an autistic trans artist, and so far they're batting 2/3. Here's a better look at the painting
JMAA's third entry into his "send this to a" series. If you hadn't guessed by now, the returns are as diminishing as his third monster of the day.
JMAA, having embraced his autism and stimming tendencies, has embraced the will to power and has completed his transformation into the Overman, just as Nietzsche wrote of. Or mayhaps he's simply troll baiting for the algorithm. One may only know from a deeper examination into his psyche.
JMAA's survival instincts are quite lacking.
My lord look at those fake tits. Wait, on second thought I think they're real.
Around here is where I really started questioning whether JMAA is troll baiting for attention, or attempting to appeal to the autistic tranny demographic. A deeper analysis is required, and he sure gave us a lot of evidence.
JMAA confronts his arch nemesis MaximillianMus, the man who tricked him into eating his own shit after luring him in with promises of youtube fame and retribution upon his enemy.
JMAA shows off his knowledge of the internet by saying cyberbullying was niche until around until 2015, amongst other stupid claims he bases solely off knowledge of the internet gained from his echo chamber.
Fitting commentary.
JMAA describes the feeling of social anxiety and attributes it solely to his autism. Y'know, that thing you're born with and cannot do anything about no matter what? The thing you can't control, and should be instantly forgiven and handwaved away whenever the cause of the issue is solely autism? Yea, that thing!
As a fellow autist, I too find that whipping out my phone to make a video for Instagram helps manage my social anxiety/ fear of smelling people on the bus. Please be kind and courteous to others JMAA, they aren't making videos on the internet asking you to wipe off your leftovers from your previous chocolate delight from your lips before shifting the bus's gravity now are they?
JNa cming out trolng you fuk shit eterass wil destr yuo tarnny. In all seriousness however JMAA, I have never personally trolled you bar from posting the content you post online and laughing at it. That is the purpose of this website! I will only stop when you stop making content that I enjoy!
No doubt you have trolls that do awful things like call you names. That's the CODB when you try making a living on the internet while also putting out objectively hilarious content. But you claim you've been on the internet since they were called flame wars, so you know this, right?
It's almost like you just became a liberal to get victim points from being trolled by nazis... It's almost like you scream humiliatingly about your autism to get yourself more victim points...
JMAA and friends protested a panel where some TERFs were spreading ideas JMAA doesn't like. Don't worry though, he made lots of noise and is safe!
In what I believe is the most telling JMAA video of the month, JMAA tells a story about meeting a friend at "a bar or something like that",and "having a meeting or something like that," and talks about how he began to have an "autism sensory overload" after hearing about upsetting stories his friend's child. Occam's razor suggests JMAA was really just having an existential breakdown over the permenant damage he has done to his life, his body, reputation, and brain structure.
The message JMAA takes from this experience is to stim even more! And talk publically about his autism more! More problems to use autism as an answer for! More harsh realities to use autism to shield yourself away from!
I also have an alternative theory here, that the man JMAA was talking about his children with was actually his father. What would JMAA even be doing at a bar, talking to someone with kids? I can't believe that JMAA hangs out with anyone other than trannies he met online, so who else could this guy be? His grindr date? That sounds like a mood ruiner conversation topic...
I also have another theory... The friend doesn't exist. The meeting never happened. JMAA just wanted to use a quick story to build a foundation upon expressing his desire to remain a sedentry terminally online retard, waiting until one of his posts catches enough trolls to boost it in the algorithm. Be ye careful with making deals with devils JMAA, for the only compensation they accept for their services shall be a pound of flesh.
This is a very, very good example of what I love and find so fascinating about JMAA: His willingness to open up about his objectively dog shit life, as well as his admission that he will do absolutely nothing to fix it. Never change JMAA, please for the love of the God you reject the existence of, never change.
Anyways, that's enough armchair psychologist for this month. Here's a picture of his ass he posted to Bluesky 1 hour after the above autism rant.
Please keep this up JMAA. I promise to find a way to get a copy of your newest pornographic film without due consideration!
Hope you have a good February, filled with positive stimming, autistic joy, and no sensory overloads!
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How we is already do be getting a response is beyond me.
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"who fucking cares"
apparently you do, since you read every single post on your thread lol.
also: you will never be a real woman. deal with the truth.
apparently you do, since you read every single post on your thread lol.
also: you will never be a real woman. deal with the truth.
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This is the face of a serial killer. If you see this in a dark alley it's already too late for you.
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JMAA is experiencing retrograde ejaculation!
So, wtf is retrograde ejaculation and what causes it?
Retrograde ejaculation is when nothing or very little of it comes out when you have an orgasm. This is because something is causing the cum to not pass all the way through your urethra, and it falls down back into your bladder, and you piss it out instead.
This disorder has a lot of causes, far too many to mention, but some likely suspects include: HRT medication, SSRIs/SNRIs, being a fat fuck, and diabetes.
It's also important to note that JMAA has described these "full bodied orgasms" before, you can read my December update to see it. At that time, I just thought he was so addicted to porn he was just making stuff up, but turns out he was telling the truth!
Finally, JMAA asks his tranny audience members to discuss their own experiences with retrograde ejaculation. Now obviously, no tranny would be caught dead talking to JMAA publically, so there aren't/ will never be any comments. There is no doubt in my mind JMAA has already begun to fetishize this disorder (like his autogynephobia), so there is very, very little chance he will do anything about it.
No JMAA - This is not normal. This is not a "full bodied orgasm," you have a medical disorder that you are parading as something unique about yourself. Go to a doctor. Or don't.
Retrograde Ejaculation Source
So, wtf is retrograde ejaculation and what causes it?
Retrograde ejaculation is when nothing or very little of it comes out when you have an orgasm. This is because something is causing the cum to not pass all the way through your urethra, and it falls down back into your bladder, and you piss it out instead.
This disorder has a lot of causes, far too many to mention, but some likely suspects include: HRT medication, SSRIs/SNRIs, being a fat fuck, and diabetes.
It's also important to note that JMAA has described these "full bodied orgasms" before, you can read my December update to see it. At that time, I just thought he was so addicted to porn he was just making stuff up, but turns out he was telling the truth!
Finally, JMAA asks his tranny audience members to discuss their own experiences with retrograde ejaculation. Now obviously, no tranny would be caught dead talking to JMAA publically, so there aren't/ will never be any comments. There is no doubt in my mind JMAA has already begun to fetishize this disorder (like his autogynephobia), so there is very, very little chance he will do anything about it.
No JMAA - This is not normal. This is not a "full bodied orgasm," you have a medical disorder that you are parading as something unique about yourself. Go to a doctor. Or don't.
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erectile dysfunction soon?
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JMAA wants some attention so here you go retrograde ejaculator!
I hope you think of me every time you go to sleep shit eater
Now go back to cumming inside yourself while you wait for the February update and I might give you more information.
I hope you think of me every time you go to sleep shit eater
Now go back to cumming inside yourself while you wait for the February update and I might give you more information.
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Stop, just fucking stop, you have barly made a cent (or euro) on art, KEEP IN MIND,
You made this back in 2004, and theres alot more effort into this then what you currently draw
And before you ask; Yes I can draw.
Your weird game didn't work out, your weird movie isnt gonna work out, your comics are just fetish fuel
You learned nothing from the people who tried to help you, Just go out side and stop cumming to troon porn. maybe idk
Learn how to PROPERLY DRAW
You made this back in 2004, and theres alot more effort into this then what you currently draw
And before you ask; Yes I can draw.
Your weird game didn't work out, your weird movie isnt gonna work out, your comics are just fetish fuel
You learned nothing from the people who tried to help you, Just go out side and stop cumming to troon porn. maybe idk
Learn how to PROPERLY DRAW
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JMAA 2/3 February Update
"There’s a light at the end of the tunnel
It may appear soft and subtle
And when you’re trying to push uphill,
the world tends to make you kneel"
I was going to wait until the end of February to post this update, however something has happened that has forced my hand. You will soon understand why. However, before we get into that juicy little shit nugget, let's go over what JMAA has already done this February!
Not a February post, but I forgot to include it in the last update.
To JMAA: Please wear a cock cage and then have your new girlfriend throw away the key and the spare.
When we last left off, JMAA was feeling sad because someone (Not naming any names) was posting and spreading misinformation about him.
JMAA beating the allegations that autism is his personality by telling some childhood stories and showing off his autism like a war medal. He also talks about befriending a girl with autism. Consider this foreshadowing...
Yes. Now THIS is the JMAA content I come to see.
JMAA receives a message from a fan.
Fallout from the January update I guess.
To JMAA: I do not care what other tranny content creators are doing. Just you!
JMAA did not take the Epstein file leaks very well...
JMAA has a meltdown over Epstein while opening MTG cards.
I'd file this one in the category of general retardation.
JMAA goes on the offensive against the chuds in another Epstein-fueled MTG cards stimming meltdown. I can't believe that was a sentence.
JMAA is befuddled by his lack of success in everything but being trolled. This is what happens when you live your whole life in an echo chamber and attempt to echo outside of it. While having pants shitting autism.
JMAA teaches us chuds about autistic love, and I for one agree with the message. Consistency is the autistic language of love!
And JMAA: I love you! I will never stop!
Again, I'd file this one in the general retardation file.
JMAA stumbles his way through a not very funny joke about shit and gets the anatomy of the cacodemon wrong. I thought JMAA was a doom fan...
JMAA apologizes for his low quality content and then blames Epstein. Nice makeup btw.
A series I have neglected to show is JMAA's workout videos. Once a week, he posts a video of himself poorly using weights or equipment for a couple seconds. Yes, you heard that right. Only once a week.
Also, who is filming this, you might ask? I believe it to be a new character that I will discuss later...
Ah...
JMAA has a cameo. I refuse to post a link, however he sells videos for $10 (With a currently active $5 coupon!). Recently though, he began advertising business videos for $20,000! He has since reduced the price to a now only egregious $250.
Please watch this video and tell me he isn't on some kind of a drug. Beyond just his regular retardation.
Again, general retardation.
JMAA regales us with his tale of finding a 10/10 lesbian on Tinder, sending her photos, and then getting immediately blocked.
JMAA: Please put your photos on dating profiles! Relationships must be built upon a foundation of trust! This tactic doesn't work on Tinder, however does on Grindr. Figure that one out yourself.
Oh JMAA. Oh JMAA, JMAA, JMAA, JMAA... I'd say to never change, but I don't need to.
I take back everything I said. I have literally no clue why you're unhappy.
JMAA shows off his goldfish-like attention span in an embarrassing video against lengthy tutorials in video games. This is the person arguing for yellow paint in games.
JMAA shows off his goldfish-like attention span in an embarrassing video against lengthy youtube videos. JMAA, just admit scrolling through TikTok and Instagram all day long blew out your attention span.
And now, for the piece I have been waiting for...
JMAA has a date with a woman on February the 25th!
Now what is this... JMAA has a date? With a woman? Not a tranny? Is this a certifiable chud loss? I'll explain my theories, but first...
Who is this person?
Maider Mimi's public Instagram
A very unknown person in the Basque LGBTQ+ community in Spain. From what I've seen, they've been part of a few LGBTQ+ panels and events. Otherwise a completely unknown public figure.
Also an up and coming actor in JMAA's debut arthouse pornography Puppy Girl, reprising the role of the confused maiden Ophelia.
So, now for the real question... Is this real?
I do not know. I have scoured this person's online history and have never found a single mention of JMAA, engaging in pornography, or anything about a date.
That leaves us with a few theories:
1. This is a real person who is planning on dating a shit eating tranny.
2. This is a real person who JMAA hired as a main character in his pornography.
3. This is an insane tranny.
4. JMAA is insane and made all of this up.
5. This is a sexual degenerate that shares some fetishes with JMAA, however wants to meet with him before doing "the deed".
6. A combination of any of the above.
I only have one thing to say to this person... GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!
That will mark the end of this update, but don't fret! We still have the last 1/3 of February to go through, AND a special update regarding the date (If he's stupid enough to post about it publicly now)
With that being said, have fun on your date, and see you later retrograde ejaculator!
Post in JMAA's discord, from when he used to fortnite wank dance for discord roles and to get unbanned from servers.
"There’s a light at the end of the tunnel
It may appear soft and subtle
And when you’re trying to push uphill,
the world tends to make you kneel"
I was going to wait until the end of February to post this update, however something has happened that has forced my hand. You will soon understand why. However, before we get into that juicy little shit nugget, let's go over what JMAA has already done this February!
Not a February post, but I forgot to include it in the last update.
To JMAA: Please wear a cock cage and then have your new girlfriend throw away the key and the spare.
When we last left off, JMAA was feeling sad because someone (Not naming any names) was posting and spreading misinformation about him.
JMAA beating the allegations that autism is his personality by telling some childhood stories and showing off his autism like a war medal. He also talks about befriending a girl with autism. Consider this foreshadowing...
Yes. Now THIS is the JMAA content I come to see.
JMAA receives a message from a fan.
Fallout from the January update I guess.
To JMAA: I do not care what other tranny content creators are doing. Just you!
JMAA did not take the Epstein file leaks very well...
JMAA has a meltdown over Epstein while opening MTG cards.
I'd file this one in the category of general retardation.
JMAA goes on the offensive against the chuds in another Epstein-fueled MTG cards stimming meltdown. I can't believe that was a sentence.
JMAA is befuddled by his lack of success in everything but being trolled. This is what happens when you live your whole life in an echo chamber and attempt to echo outside of it. While having pants shitting autism.
JMAA teaches us chuds about autistic love, and I for one agree with the message. Consistency is the autistic language of love!
And JMAA: I love you! I will never stop!
Again, I'd file this one in the general retardation file.
JMAA stumbles his way through a not very funny joke about shit and gets the anatomy of the cacodemon wrong. I thought JMAA was a doom fan...
JMAA apologizes for his low quality content and then blames Epstein. Nice makeup btw.
A series I have neglected to show is JMAA's workout videos. Once a week, he posts a video of himself poorly using weights or equipment for a couple seconds. Yes, you heard that right. Only once a week.
Also, who is filming this, you might ask? I believe it to be a new character that I will discuss later...
Ah...
JMAA has a cameo. I refuse to post a link, however he sells videos for $10 (With a currently active $5 coupon!). Recently though, he began advertising business videos for $20,000! He has since reduced the price to a now only egregious $250.
Please watch this video and tell me he isn't on some kind of a drug. Beyond just his regular retardation.
Again, general retardation.
JMAA regales us with his tale of finding a 10/10 lesbian on Tinder, sending her photos, and then getting immediately blocked.
JMAA: Please put your photos on dating profiles! Relationships must be built upon a foundation of trust! This tactic doesn't work on Tinder, however does on Grindr. Figure that one out yourself.
Oh JMAA. Oh JMAA, JMAA, JMAA, JMAA... I'd say to never change, but I don't need to.
No JMAA: The elites are NOT in fact to blame for your current existence. JMAA, you must take the reigns of your own life. You do not live in a prison (metaphorically speaking, that is). YOU MUST BECOME THE JMAASTER OF YOUR OWN DESTINY!
You are responsible for your own happiness in life. Not everybody else. I can guarantee you that you are a miserable human being.
I would love to see a list of things you consider mattering in this world. Considering you embody the very virtue of hedonism, short term satisfaction, and instant gratification, I do not believe it is at all possible that you will find happiness in this world any time soon.
The best part about all of this isn't that you're reading this right now. It's that you are reading this, and will immediately throw everything I said away because you think I'm some alt right tranny killer. My ethos does not destroy my logos, and deep down you understand this.
You are responsible for your own happiness in life. Not everybody else. I can guarantee you that you are a miserable human being.
I would love to see a list of things you consider mattering in this world. Considering you embody the very virtue of hedonism, short term satisfaction, and instant gratification, I do not believe it is at all possible that you will find happiness in this world any time soon.
The best part about all of this isn't that you're reading this right now. It's that you are reading this, and will immediately throw everything I said away because you think I'm some alt right tranny killer. My ethos does not destroy my logos, and deep down you understand this.
I take back everything I said. I have literally no clue why you're unhappy.
JMAA shows off his goldfish-like attention span in an embarrassing video against lengthy tutorials in video games. This is the person arguing for yellow paint in games.
JMAA shows off his goldfish-like attention span in an embarrassing video against lengthy youtube videos. JMAA, just admit scrolling through TikTok and Instagram all day long blew out your attention span.
And now, for the piece I have been waiting for...
JMAA has a date with a woman on February the 25th!
Now what is this... JMAA has a date? With a woman? Not a tranny? Is this a certifiable chud loss? I'll explain my theories, but first...
Who is this person?
Maider Mimi's public Instagram
A very unknown person in the Basque LGBTQ+ community in Spain. From what I've seen, they've been part of a few LGBTQ+ panels and events. Otherwise a completely unknown public figure.
Also an up and coming actor in JMAA's debut arthouse pornography Puppy Girl, reprising the role of the confused maiden Ophelia.
So, now for the real question... Is this real?
I do not know. I have scoured this person's online history and have never found a single mention of JMAA, engaging in pornography, or anything about a date.
That leaves us with a few theories:
1. This is a real person who is planning on dating a shit eating tranny.
2. This is a real person who JMAA hired as a main character in his pornography.
3. This is an insane tranny.
4. JMAA is insane and made all of this up.
5. This is a sexual degenerate that shares some fetishes with JMAA, however wants to meet with him before doing "the deed".
6. A combination of any of the above.
I only have one thing to say to this person... GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!
That will mark the end of this update, but don't fret! We still have the last 1/3 of February to go through, AND a special update regarding the date (If he's stupid enough to post about it publicly now)
With that being said, have fun on your date, and see you later retrograde ejaculator!
Post in JMAA's discord, from when he used to fortnite wank dance for discord roles and to get unbanned from servers.
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Fart Finger Joseph
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JMAA End of February + Beginning of March Update
"It's a harsh and feeble game
Your heart was full and then it sank
Breath bubbles to the surface
My anchor closed the curtains"
Wasn't able to make a post at the end of February, and I've been waiting until something cool happens to finish this, and something cool happened!
So pull up your phone, and doom scroll through social media feeds while stimming extra hard, and try not to have another meltdown!
But before we get into the general autism, let's first wrap up the ending of the last update:
JMAA's newest likely sexually abused aromatic robot GF, Mimi!
JMAA's date was a success! He has successfully entered into a poly-amorous relationship with her, and has decided to share some information about her:
1. She's aromantic. An autist with the same emotions as a robot. JMAA however, is completely fine with coping (Because relationships built solely upon sex are known to last, right?).
2. She dislikes kisses, however JMAA loves it:
JMAA reveals that Mimi is very much into BDSM, and JMAA started liking it. Considering he hasn't made any artwork of her with a 47 inch cock shitting and pissing everywhere, I don't think she was too eager to get started with that...
JMAA thinks it's a wise idea to release sensitive information about Mimi to his audience solely to defend her against people who may dislike her for working with ai. Perspective JMAA. I know you only have one working eye, but perspective, JMAA. Perspective.
Be careful what you show off online JMAA...
JMAA's 3 ACT STORY:
ACT 1: THE MISTAKE
ACT 2: THE RESPONSE:
ACT 3: THE FALLOUT:
JMAA discusses autistic masking, and reveals that he's been masking this entire time by uploading videos by staring at the camera. One would think if it's too much work for him, he would just stop, right?
Derangement.
JMAA misses the bus because he's playing on his phone, and gets angry about it.
JMAA admits that his autism, combined with social media usage, causes him sensory overloads. JMAA is not very skilled at taking his own advice.
JMAA has had another meltdown. You may be sensing a theme here.
JMAA shows regret for the permanent damage he has done to his penis.
JMAA expresses fear about what the war in the middle east will do to social media, and (obviously) by proxy, his autism.
This video is the paranoid thought pattern of a withdrawing crack addict, with the vocabulary of an autistic chronically online retard.
This question has also been bugging me for awhile.. JMAA always talks about "taking care of his autism", but wtf does that even entail?
Does taking care of your autism mean posting about it all day, doom scrolling through social media until you feel an autistic burn out, and then use it as an excuse to continue jerking off? If so, then JMAA may as well be his own caretaker.
In a well-informed, well-researched, and completely sane video, JMAA posits his concern of Trump invading Spain and ruining his life.
This video really is a microcosm into his brain: Constantly coming up with insanely unlikely scenarios where he's the victim, and then cries about it all day.
JMAA has dyed his fair "fuscia" pink.
In another certifiable JMerald, JMAA is challenged to perform a single pushup.
He begins the video believing he can perform a pushup one-handed, fails, and proceeds to not perform a single real pushup. (Hint: At least one of your 3 chins should be touching the ground!)
JMAA is so hated, Justin Silverman, creative director of AVGN, is dunking on him. Last time a situation like this happened I believe was Frank Hassle telling JMAA to eat shit. JMAA milked that encounter for a few days before moving on.
JMAA talks about his dislike of social rejection, and blames everyone else for having to mask his retardation on a daily basis.
JMAA had a meltdown on discord over people disliking his face, his, life, well, pretty much everything about him, and posted a video crying about it.
And to JMAA: All I have to say is that I told you so. You could have listened to me, but you didn't. Nooooo! Don't listen to me! Don't listen to the site I know you frequent!
You would think he'd get a break in his own discord server, right?
Wrong.
In the latest piece of information and immediately proceeding the meltdown, JMAA says he will be keeping a low profile to "deprive the cunts the milk they crave."
Also, what's this about a certain person requesting their digital footprint being removed? Also, why can't I find anything about Mimi on his accounts now?
Erm... Did I do that?
Shit, now I feel bad, lemme made it up to you by dropping another bombshell:
THE FETLIFE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCATED AND ARCHIVED!
So, I was scrolling by his videos, trying to sift out the gems, I found a video where he mentions a "Fetlife" account, and then tasks his viewers with finding it. Me, not being a deranged porn addict and sensing a challenge, decided to look into it, and here we are!
Here's an archive of everything I could find:
Link to his fetlife account (Requires an account + age verification to view)
>Curious about: Discipline.
Translation:
Hi everyone! Mimi recently invited me to the group's happy-hour afternoon get-togethers. I'm Joan Marie, 36, and I'm a trans submissive, although sometimes I'm versatile but leaning towards submissive. I'm a bit new to this scene and I'm interested in exploring it all. I'm from Renteria, Guipuzcoa.
Translation: I'm relatively new here. I'm a submissive trans woman from Renteria, and I'm interested in a sensory BDSM session with a dominant woman, or BDSM in general. I can travel around Renteria, San Sebastián, and the surrounding areas.
Translation: Looking for a dominant woman in San Sebastián or the surrounding area. I'm from Renteria and looking for a sensory BDSM session or something similar.
And with that wonderful Opsec reminder to not use your real name when making weird sex accounts, I bid you adieu.
If JMAA's latest discord posts are to be believed, we may not meet again, however 2 of these videos were posted after that, so maybe he was lying again. I know what I would do if I was JMAA, but then again I am not.
"It's a harsh and feeble game
Your heart was full and then it sank
Breath bubbles to the surface
My anchor closed the curtains"
Wasn't able to make a post at the end of February, and I've been waiting until something cool happens to finish this, and something cool happened!
So pull up your phone, and doom scroll through social media feeds while stimming extra hard, and try not to have another meltdown!
But before we get into the general autism, let's first wrap up the ending of the last update:
JMAA's newest likely sexually abused aromatic robot GF, Mimi!
JMAA's date was a success! He has successfully entered into a poly-amorous relationship with her, and has decided to share some information about her:
1. She's aromantic. An autist with the same emotions as a robot. JMAA however, is completely fine with coping (Because relationships built solely upon sex are known to last, right?).
2. She dislikes kisses, however JMAA loves it:
JMAA reveals that Mimi is very much into BDSM, and JMAA started liking it. Considering he hasn't made any artwork of her with a 47 inch cock shitting and pissing everywhere, I don't think she was too eager to get started with that...
JMAA thinks it's a wise idea to release sensitive information about Mimi to his audience solely to defend her against people who may dislike her for working with ai. Perspective JMAA. I know you only have one working eye, but perspective, JMAA. Perspective.
Be careful what you show off online JMAA...
JMAA's 3 ACT STORY:
ACT 1: THE MISTAKE
ACT 2: THE RESPONSE:
ACT 3: THE FALLOUT:
JMAA discusses autistic masking, and reveals that he's been masking this entire time by uploading videos by staring at the camera. One would think if it's too much work for him, he would just stop, right?
Derangement.
JMAA misses the bus because he's playing on his phone, and gets angry about it.
JMAA admits that his autism, combined with social media usage, causes him sensory overloads. JMAA is not very skilled at taking his own advice.
JMAA has had another meltdown. You may be sensing a theme here.
JMAA shows regret for the permanent damage he has done to his penis.
JMAA expresses fear about what the war in the middle east will do to social media, and (obviously) by proxy, his autism.
This video is the paranoid thought pattern of a withdrawing crack addict, with the vocabulary of an autistic chronically online retard.
This question has also been bugging me for awhile.. JMAA always talks about "taking care of his autism", but wtf does that even entail?
Does taking care of your autism mean posting about it all day, doom scrolling through social media until you feel an autistic burn out, and then use it as an excuse to continue jerking off? If so, then JMAA may as well be his own caretaker.
In a well-informed, well-researched, and completely sane video, JMAA posits his concern of Trump invading Spain and ruining his life.
This video really is a microcosm into his brain: Constantly coming up with insanely unlikely scenarios where he's the victim, and then cries about it all day.
JMAA has dyed his fair "fuscia" pink.
In another certifiable JMerald, JMAA is challenged to perform a single pushup.
He begins the video believing he can perform a pushup one-handed, fails, and proceeds to not perform a single real pushup. (Hint: At least one of your 3 chins should be touching the ground!)
JMAA is so hated, Justin Silverman, creative director of AVGN, is dunking on him. Last time a situation like this happened I believe was Frank Hassle telling JMAA to eat shit. JMAA milked that encounter for a few days before moving on.
JMAA talks about his dislike of social rejection, and blames everyone else for having to mask his retardation on a daily basis.
JMAA had a meltdown on discord over people disliking his face, his, life, well, pretty much everything about him, and posted a video crying about it.
And to JMAA: All I have to say is that I told you so. You could have listened to me, but you didn't. Nooooo! Don't listen to me! Don't listen to the site I know you frequent!
You would think he'd get a break in his own discord server, right?
Wrong.
In the latest piece of information and immediately proceeding the meltdown, JMAA says he will be keeping a low profile to "deprive the cunts the milk they crave."
Also, what's this about a certain person requesting their digital footprint being removed? Also, why can't I find anything about Mimi on his accounts now?
Erm... Did I do that?
Shit, now I feel bad, lemme made it up to you by dropping another bombshell:
THE FETLIFE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCATED AND ARCHIVED!
So, I was scrolling by his videos, trying to sift out the gems, I found a video where he mentions a "Fetlife" account, and then tasks his viewers with finding it. Me, not being a deranged porn addict and sensing a challenge, decided to look into it, and here we are!
Here's an archive of everything I could find:
Link to his fetlife account (Requires an account + age verification to view)
>Curious about: Discipline.
Translation:
Hi everyone! Mimi recently invited me to the group's happy-hour afternoon get-togethers. I'm Joan Marie, 36, and I'm a trans submissive, although sometimes I'm versatile but leaning towards submissive. I'm a bit new to this scene and I'm interested in exploring it all. I'm from Renteria, Guipuzcoa.
Translation: I'm relatively new here. I'm a submissive trans woman from Renteria, and I'm interested in a sensory BDSM session with a dominant woman, or BDSM in general. I can travel around Renteria, San Sebastián, and the surrounding areas.
Translation: Looking for a dominant woman in San Sebastián or the surrounding area. I'm from Renteria and looking for a sensory BDSM session or something similar.
And with that wonderful Opsec reminder to not use your real name when making weird sex accounts, I bid you adieu.
If JMAA's latest discord posts are to be believed, we may not meet again, however 2 of these videos were posted after that, so maybe he was lying again. I know what I would do if I was JMAA, but then again I am not.
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maybe its on my end but i only see a lot of blank on half the post.
Fart Finger Joseph
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Stays like that for about an hour or two after I post these I've noticed. Posting videos this way consumes lotsa memory.