In my opinion, Josh does not care about developing any kind of relationship and is perfectly fine with being alone.
That's an accurate read. His old handler Mr. Based, who is essentially a rapist, teased it out of him: Josh is attracted to large breasts but is otherwise uninterested in sex. In light of
Ashley Bressingham's recent appearance, let's take a jaunt down memory lane. It's been my side project to maintain the "binder full of women."
LettyVision — Aquarius. She's best known for being the only one to confront Mr. Based on the fact that he is implicated in the
killing of a model in Florida by means of GHB overdose; whether it's murder or manslaughter, or his specific role in the crime, is unclear. A very funny part of the stream, in my opinion, was Letty fucking up Josh's takes in a music studio (this was at the time when a wrong note risked him sperging out to the point of destroying someone's expensive NYC rental music studio). If you worried about expensive stuff getting destroyed, Mr. Based made sure to repeatedly dump glitter all over the place during this stream. It's also worth mentioning Mr. Based's intense fixation on Letty's revenge porn, specifically questioning her about her "hairy asshole" for a very uncomfortable half hour.
Kimber Lee (Carl's porn star girlfriend) — Sagittarius. The story began on the street when a mini skirt and a tight tank top with the hint of an exposed brassiere caught Mr. Based's most lustful eye. Carl was separated from his girlfriend on the street corner and Mr. Based moved in for the kill. They eventually ended up in his apartment on multiple occasions, the most notable of which involved Mr. Based force-feeding Carl's girlfriend takeout food, and eventually shoving his finger up her ass without consent. He also locked Carl out of his apartment at one point. Carl made a rambling stream while walking through the forest the next day, basically admitting he's a cuck married to a whore. I archived
her portfolio in a post about another woman below. Carl redeemed himself, in a way, by orchestrating a
crypto exit scam against them. He's been streaming with Mr. Based again on
wots.live, which looks like the two of them and a (very short) long tail of people who are even less relevant.
The pink-haired girl — Aries. Known only for Mr. Based doing the juvenile trick of playing "kiss me on the cheek" and turning at the last second, which as she rightly notes, becomes an increasingly serious form of sexual assault once you clear puberty and become an adult.
Emiliana — Gemini. Josh threatened to deport her to Ancient Rome so that people could pay to watch her be eaten by lions (it is unclear whether he understood this custom is no longer practiced in Italy). Do lurk the thread around Summer 2024, because the clips are hilarious. I'd also like to point out Josh's wanderlust for Italy in particular. If you piece together the themes of his life, the number of countries he visited, etc., it stems from the belief that he belongs in Italy, his ancestral homeland (Josh is a Jew). I have nowhere else to put this, but I recently discovered
Drew Goldberg, who actually visited 197 countries and is a higher-order douchebag.
The girl who left early — Cancer. She had the extremely good sense to leave with her boyfriend as soon as Mr. Based tried to separate them for his own nefarious purposes.
The girl on the stairs (blue shirt) — Taurus. This girl got physically assaulted by Josh, autistically screeching the whole time, after having drunkenly tumbled down a set of stone stairs while people are casually dining nearby.
The 2+ hired prostitutes — Pisces. There were at least two such women, and I recall one of them being a petite Asian that Josh was more interested in. That specific woman was
implicated in a plot to take Josh's virginity, which never happened. To this day, the extent of Josh's sexual experience is unclear, despite much of it being posted online.
Laura Ann — Libra. Josh's late mother, who died of cancer in 2015. This woman is likely a large part of his love for NYC and his contentious relationship with his grandparents, being raised by them when his father dropped out of the picture. Josh's grandma is basically absent, but presumably alive.
The OnlyFans girl (giannajeann) — Scorpio. I remembered her when searching for doozycruz, who is a fucking idiot, by the way. Josh infamously told her to "stop resisting" as he motorboated her without consent, with Mr. Based's encouragement.
Various speed dating girls — Capricorn. Bringing this back full circle, Josh has participated in what seems to be the average Ashley Bressingham video in the past, but in reverse. Instead of thirsty losers wooing a slam pig, Josh was the pig, the pauper, and the prize.
While I'm editing typos, I should mention
doozycruz, an old A-Log as degenerate a Josh himself, having streamed himself on several occasions day drinking under an overpass and hitting the streets of the Big Apple to harass Mr. Based in various ways. It got so bad that the downstairs restaurant had to intervene to stop him from egging Mr. Based's apartment during a meal service, which happened
before Josh broke the glass ceiling over their patio. Some of his other antics involve being
Liquid Josh, which was admittedly funny the first time; and putting up fake wanted posters, including on Mr. Based's front door, in a convincing imitation of real police tactics.
Josh debuted a new song that he made with a.i. I don’t know wtf the Puerto Rico song is but this is the New York version of it.
Man, few things make me feel older and wiser than Josh's
rapid decline since 2020, because I experienced a life renaissance at the same age he became a
washed-up has-been. That's the essence of his lolcow appeal for me. He's 25 years old as of this post, and the
retard economics are still valid.
