🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

[p1138]

He got a public defender to bother. Also, it is Hank's families' money. It is worth mentioning that he probably just realized the amount of shit he is in. For the longest time, he thought this whole thing was just a joke and he would get off easily. His public defender fed him false information by accident due to not knowing how big a mess he had made. Poor dude was panicking as it dawned on him that Smally did everything he should not have done and more. The new lawyer has inherited the mistakes.

Also consider his first stupid court appearance. Showing up extremely late and drunk, yelling at reporters, pissing off the judge by putting his hat back on, making faces at the audience, etc.

This time he acted like he should have to begin with, because someone probably finally got it through his head how fucked he potentially is especially now with the next date not until the end of October, and then needing an actual closing arguments date after that assuming no more bullshit comes up for him in the meantime. He's already been lucky at least some businesses don't want to bother pressing charges because they just want him locked up and then gone so he's out of their lives permanently. But there's still more stupid shit he's streamed.

 

[Incecticyder]

I think had it not been for johnnys constant doubling down, antagonism, and bragging about anything ever, he MIGHT of had a chance, but hes really just pissed on any extended olive branch.

Its like if how logan paul got shit for recording in the suicide forest, but instead apologizing, he said "fuck you japan you should get nuked again, heil hitler" instead of his "severe lapse of judgement" video. People can be pretty damn forgiving with remorse (even if consistently faked), and money can help sway shit, but eventually PR gets so fucking bad, anyone wanting to support you gets damaged by it. Johnny is in that territory honestly.

Its why I'm skeptical of people saying he will walk,especially with so many guilty pleas already. its not that I think the system is wonderful or trustworthy, but because if he walked free, it would reflect HORRIFICALLY on literally anyone responsible. I can't see a korean judge, OR trump doing that, because that literally would only HURT their career to do so. And at that rate I can see no motivation / no laws supporting him in that.

Smally antagonized the country as a whole. Putting him in prison has become a duty. Otherwise, it would be like admitting that their laws do not matter.

I'm also confident there might be more charges coming too. Hes certainly done enough on camera to count as more charges if the lawyers wanted to. Seriously I'm sure you could double the amount of charges

Maybe? It will depend on their mood.

 

[Incecticyder]

Also consider his first stupid court appearance. Showing up extremely late and drunk, yelling at reporters, pissing off the judge by putting his hat back on, making faces at the audience, etc.

This time he acted like he should have to begin with, because someone probably finally got it through his head how fucked he potentially is especially now with the next date not until the end of October, and then needing an actual closing arguments date after that assuming no more bullshit comes up for him in the meantime. He's already been lucky at least some businesses don't want to bother pressing charges because they just want him locked up and then gone so he's out of their lives permanently. But there's still more stupid shit he's streamed.

Sorry for double post.

Yes, he did screw himself up with that first time but really, every time he went on camera and said he was pretending to be remorseful screwed himself more. Everything he tries now will not work.

 

[apex_redditor]

Smally antagonized the country as a whole. Putting him in prison has become a duty. Otherwise, it would be like admitting that their laws do not matter.

he has repeatedly pushed the boundaries like a child trying to find out, now he has found out. It's nice to watch but really, doesn't need much analysis other than based Koreans, good job, why not before now?

 

[Incecticyder]

why not before now?

Like with safety regulation laws, they did not think someone would do that.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

phrenology has been discredited but... a face like that implies difficulty in asia

I'm playing an armchair phrenologist here, but I'd expect Johnny to have an even more ridiculously lightbulb-shaped head than he has given his heritage. Think of the Somali pirate from the "I'm the captain now" meme. I know he's of Ethiopian descent, but that place is right next to Somalia anyway.

Hank's head is shaped like certain wealthy Jewish people who people make space alien-related conspiracy theories about. Those ancient people that squeezed their kid's heads with boards might have been trying for that shape.

I've heard of families where the grandmother traditionally squeezes a newborn's head with her hands until it's the right shape for the family. I wonder if Hank came from a family like that. My mother told me about that practice and she heard it from her German grandmother.

Also consider his first stupid court appearance. Showing up extremely late and drunk, yelling at reporters, pissing off the judge by putting his hat back on, making faces at the audience, etc.

This time he acted like he should have to begin with, because someone probably finally got it through his head how fucked he potentially is especially now with the next date not until the end of October, and then needing an actual closing arguments date after that assuming no more bullshit comes up for him in the meantime. He's already been lucky at least some businesses don't want to bother pressing charges because they just want him locked up and then gone so he's out of their lives permanently. But there's still more stupid shit he's streamed.

He threatened to send rotten fish to the judge's mother. There was just no reason to say something that stupid. It was worse than just putting his hat back on. I have a relative who mouthed off at a judge at a DUI case around 1990, he would have been released without jail time but turned it into 30 days in jail because he wouldn't stop cussing out the judge until threatened with a year in jail.

Yes, he did screw himself up with that first time but really, every time he went on camera and said he was pretending to be remorseful screwed himself more. Everything he tries now will not work.

I remember he was apologizing to the statue and a Korean was just standing there waiting for a reason to punch him like that Korean SEAL did.

 

[AnOminous]

Some gangsters raped a girl for over a month, killed her and cemented her corpse in a barrel. Your response is that both the girl and the gangsters deserve death because they upset your faith in humanity.

Did I miss something?

What the fuck are you even talking about you fucking nigger? Where the fuck did I say anything even remotely like that? Are you retarded?

 

[apex_redditor]

What the fuck are you even talking about you fucking nigger? Where the fuck did I say anything even remotely like that? Are you retarded?

i love free speech

 

[p1138]

He threatened to send rotten fish to the judge's mother. There was just no reason to say something that stupid. It was worse than just putting his hat back on. I have a relative who mouthed off at a judge at a DUI case around 1990, he would have been released without jail time but turned it into 30 days in jail because he wouldn't stop cussing out the judge until threatened with a year in jail.

Yes, hence the "etc." rather than listing every individual thing he did. I'm sure it will all be remembered during sentencing.

I remember he was apologizing to the statue and a Korean was just standing there waiting for a reason to punch him like that Korean SEAL did.

And then followed that up with stomping on the US flag, which defacing foreign flags is an offence there but they didn't bother to charge him with it yet.

 

[apex_redditor]

Yes, hence the "etc." rather than listing every individual thing he did. I'm sure it will all be remembered during sentencing.


And then followed that up with stomping on the US flag, which defacing foreign flags is an offence there but they didn't bother to charge him with it yet.

It's against the flag code to create clothes from the flag in the US but lately how does that ever get enforced?

 

[Dr Cruel]

What the fuck are you even talking about you fucking nigger? Where the fuck did I say anything even remotely like that? Are you retarded?

Sounds like there's still a little bit of faith hiding in there somewhere.

 

[The_Box_Ghost]

I had to vote God is dead. As much as I would love nothing more for that parasite to be locked away for decades. I just am so cynical that I fully expect he'll avoid it again like what happened in Japan.

Unfortunately, I feel the same way. I would love to see him "get the book thrown at him" (both figuratively and literally), but I just have a feeling that won't happen. (I would absolutely love to be proven wrong though.)

 

[p1138]

It's against the flag code to create clothes from the flag in the US but lately how does that ever get enforced?

We're not talking about crimes in the US, we're talking about a retard committing crimes in South Korea.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

It's against the flag code to create clothes from the flag in the US but lately how does that ever get enforced?

Are you literally retarded or something? Where the fuck have you been? He's not in shitkicker USA

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

It's against the flag code to create clothes from the flag in the US but lately how does that ever get enforced?

The flag code isn't really binding in the US. It doesn't include penalties if you break the flag code. You might piss people off though.

 

[Touche le grass]

I think you forget that Korea is a very lib place and they are bleeding hearts for brown and black people, I say he gets a very light sentence.

 

[Sheriff Mike Chitwood]

I think you forget that Korea is a very lib place and they are bleeding hearts for brown and black people, I say he gets a very light sentence.

nah man, it aint like that, south korea? bro, south korea? they HAAAATE globohomo, what are they some kind of vassal state? thats nonsense, now those japs, they'll let nigger united states military personel rape and murder their women all day long consequence free, but the south koreans? bro they're broootal dude. oh man i cant wait to be gigglepussing with you guys over how much trouble he gets in. you see, this is an ancient sun tzu art of war technique where you let your enemies do whatever they want and then at a later date do something about it, he'll never see it coming

 

[Commander X]

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

• manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker
• ends up some criminals girlfriend
• punching bag for the entire cell block
• All of the above
• tries to use a raft to leave, drowns
• tries to enter north korea, is killed
• God is dead, and he somehow ends up back in america with no jail time

One legal opinion on what should happen in Somali's case:

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Poor lawyer. Smally is a horrible client. I do not blame the lawyer for grasping at straws on deepfakes and the like. The manlet streamed every crime out to the world.

Stupid question, but why does it matter if Somali is innocent or not? The lawyer gets paid regardless right?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Stupid question, but why does it matter if Somali is innocent or not? The lawyer gets paid regardless right?

It's actually because courts DEMAND that defense...well, try to defend. you are expected at some capacity to try to argue their sentence DOWN somehow. And because of that, what can you even argue with him? Except "he was drunk".

Because there's most certainly no GOOD arguments to be made.