Johnny Depp Salt

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I honestly don't give a rip about Johnny Depp, and everyone is responsible for his or her own actions, but I am going to point out that Depp's fanbase is made up of some extremely weird and freaky people.

They stopped having Jack Sparrow appear as a meetable character at Disney Parks because people kept openly making comments to the actor about how much they want to fuck him, even giving him copies of their room keys.

 

[Lorento]

I like how Depp is a 'washed up irrelevant actor' but people still feel as though he's important enough to rant about for fifteen minutes in very poor lighting and with World War 1 microphone quality.

 

[El Garbage]

I'd rather have freedom of speech than protecting the fee-fees of politicians.

 

[Steve Mayers]

I like how Depp is a 'washed up irrelevant actor' but people still feel as though he's important enough to rant about for fifteen minutes in very poor lighting and with World War 1 microphone quality.

Well this is where most of them get their news from...

 

[Spellskite]

If Depp wanted to get rid of Trump, he'd lock him in a theater with a gun that had Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales playing over and over.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This was actually a pretty good burn...

 

[Mrs Paul]

Nugent when a Democrat is president: SUCK ON MY MACHINE GUN! SOMEONE SHOULD HANG HIM!
Nugent when a Republican is president: Now now, folks, let's all calm down and be reasonable.

Nugent isn't reasonable, he's just flip-flopping. If he's still alive next time a Democrat is president, I guarantee you there'll be more SUCK ON MY MACHINE GUN shit. If you read the article, he doesn't apologize for shit, he basically slams the left the entire time.

Ted Nugent's idea of "reasonable" is to spend a month shitting himself in order to avoid being sent to Vietnam.

 

[GabeRegan]

Pirates of the Caribbean is the quintessential overstayed series.

Despite the last few films not being good, they're still the kinds of movies that tons of people go see just because it's the current big movie out. It's the same reason people still go watch Transformers films. I almost wish he had said this a month ago, so we could see if the backlash would have affected the movie's box office.

 

[Blindrainbow]

Johnny couldn't kill trump even if he actually wanted to, the only thing that man can kill is his career.

 

[Piss Clam]

It's easy to post edgy things on Twitter when your glory was either short lived to begin with or you're not hot shit anymore.

Pirates of the Caribbean is the quintessential overstayed series.

His only movies are Benny & Joon, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco and the Ninth Gate.

 

[CatParty]

His only movies are Benny & Joon, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco and the Ninth Gate.

Ninth gate is so underrated. great film

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

The only thing I remember from the Bush years is American Idiot and System of a Down. Was media really as Bush-centered as it's Trump-centered now?

Not until the Iraq War, and even then it wasn't this bizarre and petty. Every news source now is on the level of a Michael Moore book/doc

They stopped having Jack Sparrow appear as a meetable character at Disney Parks because people kept openly making comments to the actor about how much they want to fuck him, even giving him copies of their room keys.

... and Gaston was losing out?

 

[Vorhtbame]

Not until the Iraq War, and even then it wasn't this bizarre and petty. Every news source now is on the level of a Michael Moore book/doc

Dubya choked on a pretzel while watching a sports game, and it was wall-to-wall "give that pretzel a medal" for a while, IIRC.

 

[NimertiS]

Overrated actor who abused his mentally unstable young wife and has some serious
delusions due to huge amount of expensive wine he consumes every fucking day.

Who fucking cares at this point.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Donald Trump never hit his wife.

Which one?

 

[TheScooper]

If Depp wanted to get rid of Trump, he'd lock him in a theater with a gun that had Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales playing over and over.

The only thing I liked about that movie was Captain Salazar.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

If you're gonna talk about your desire to emulate an assassin, do you really want to choose the man who killed Lincoln? One of our most respected presidents in history?

 

[friedshrimp]

Tbh fam Depp hasn't been relevant in years tbh. The domestic abuse thing, the "whitewashing" thing for Tonto...This isn't 2006 anymore.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'm assuming Depp isn't visiting childrens' hospitals dressed as Sparrow anymore? I can't imagine anyone thinking that would be a good idea.
He's going to be in the next "Fantastic Beasts" movie. I'll go see it, because I'm one of those "separate the artists from the art" types. But I don't think he's going away any time soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Dubya choked on a pretzel while watching a sports game, and it was wall-to-wall "give that pretzel a medal" for a while, IIRC.

There's no way not to laugh at someone for whom eating a pretzel constitutes a major mental effort fraught with danger.