Joe Biden gaffe-archivin' thread! - Tracking and archiving the stupid shit said and done by the future 9th President to die in office.

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Polyboros2 dijo:
For those that like him, Gehenna seems to be setting up in the 2022 midterms megathread. If that one gets nuked, we know it's cause the tranny jannies are jelly with how popular he is. I don't think it's a coincidence it got nuked about a day after an autist cringe posted about him getting a super duper special forum title.
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What actually happened? I browse the Biden thread every few days but I've obviously missed something important leading up to the jannie lock.
 
Youtube Celery dijo:
What actually happened? I browse the Biden thread every few days but I've obviously missed something important leading up to the jannie lock.
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You didn't, completely out of the blue, the reason of it "Moving slowly" was as blatant horseshit as the 2am 160k.

I'm waffling between a lot of schitzo theories, right now I'm thinking the jannies we're ridin with Biden, and now that the establishment is throwing him under the bus hard in a desperate attempt to save the midterms, they shit their pants over being so damn wrong about the corpse president.
 
Polyboros2 dijo:
You didn't, completely out of the blue, the reason of it "Moving slowly" was as blatant horseshit as the 2am 160k.

I'm waffling between a lot of schitzo theories, right now I'm thinking the jannies we're ridin with Biden, and now that the establishment is throwing him under the bus hard in a desperate attempt to save the midterms, they shit their pants over being so damn wrong about the corpse president.
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Double post cause I'm 🎩:
There is a new containment thread that I don't think was posted in this thread. We'll see how long it lasts, or if the jannies jimmies were really rustled.
 
Brahma dijo:
8k is just to get a headline. Sounds like a lot but there's probably that many us servicemen in transit at any given time. Worth remembering that the ratio of combat to support is 1:5-10 +/- depending on deployment so that's not even 8k shooters we're talking about.

The real butt clench is if we hear they're moving armor back into Germany after Obama stood out all down.
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Nope, the true butt clench is if we hear of Reserve and National Guard units being mobilized, specifically the NG "round-out" brigades to Active Army combat divisions. The "round-out brigades" need time to get ready, maybe weeks, sometimes months. And uber-anal-clenching happens if they start to draft people. The machinery is there, always has been. People have always had to register for the draft at the age of 18. Likely takes about nine months to get trained infantry replacements to units once decision is made to draft people. Draft would go primarily to provide infantry replacements in case of a long war. They'll need that draft because volunteers will drop off drastically should a major war start.
 
Imagine being such a fuckup scumbag piece of shit that not even gun toting conservative Americans want to fight for America any more. And we are only a year in.

Good luck drafting me, faggots. I am unjabbed after all.
 
Youtube Celery dijo:
What actually happened? I browse the Biden thread every few days but I've obviously missed something important leading up to the jannie lock.
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Nothing, really. The thread lock boils down to:
A) Biden's events and gaffes are still getting threads made about them, rendering the main purpose of the megathread unnecessary.
B) The "slow" part of it wasn't referring to thread activity, that was just poor wording. The thread's gotten so long that even simple mod actions like merges are slowed down to the point of being almost unusable.
 
Activelo dijo:
Nothing, really. The thread lock boils down to:
A) Biden's events and gaffes are still getting threads made about them, rendering the main purpose of the megathread unnecessary.
B) The "slow" part of it wasn't referring to thread activity, that was just poor wording. The thread's gotten so long that even simple mod actions like merges are slowed down to the point of being almost unusable.
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Yes, I think a 4000 page long thread that was constantly being merged with and growing constantly would be eating in to server resources. It's the longest thread in KF history, so it might have broken the entire site at some point.
 
Bumping this because I love watching Demented Old Mummy Joe bang into the furniture

notice how every one of his funny quirky totally-not-scary-at-all for the leader of a nuclear country in a world that currently has an active russian war "gaffes" has its own snopes page and they are all "CORRECT, HOWEVER...."
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Well what do you know... They really were just glorified actors disguised as some spokes person at a fake news broadcast after all.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/inside-look-bidens-weird-fake-white-house-studio-video/ https://archive.ph/Tkezn



Also this.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/vide...not-sure-why-as-he-gets-another-booster-shot/



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Also some bonus content in case if you're interested to look at more.


Incase if you want to watch this video without risking your privacy or whatever or by any chance it gets taken down for x reasons.



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"America's a nation that can be defined in a single word: azufoothimauhhfootyfoot." -Joseph Robinette Biden
 
Drain Todger dijo:
Putin's Kleptocrrrr-crrr-crrr... *ERROR - PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nRM2D6qNWZk
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This is one of the worst ones yet, he literally seems to be incoherrent for a good chunk on this despite clearly reading from a teleprompter, and probably having the time to practice beforehand.

I'm only commenting here coz I saw this clip on a local network where I'm from. I tried to research it more on sites like CNN, etc to see what they mentioned. Nothing. Also found out they (CNN) have 3000 videos when I search for biden, but 76000 when I searched for trump... Lol. And yeah, trump was in power for ages.... But there were pages FULL of recent trump videos, whereas the first page of Biden was over the course of a few weeks.

Its actually disgusting, lol... Also kinda funny that they can't even spin him enough that it gets them readers... They literally cover the ex-prez more than him
 
This thread is missing the greatest motivational speech. I always watch this when I have trouble getting myself to work, it works miracles:
 
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