🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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*sigh* fine, I'll do it myself.
  • Jim hates the phrase 'life's not fair', thinks it's only used by people who life has been fair to
  • Bobby Kotick, Yves Guillemot and Andrew Wilson mentioned; the holy trinity of Jim repeating himself
  • Indirectly reveals the ADHD drug he's on is Amfexa, blames it for ditching his Dead Island video for this
  • "When it comes to ADHD, you've really got to go with the flow" so the Amfexa isn't doing shit I guess
  • The core thesis of the video is bad things shouldn't happen in the gaming industry 'because it's wrong'
  • Layoffs shouldn't happen, microtransactions shouldn't exist, executives shouldn't get paid more 'because it's wrong'
  • Calls gen AI 'degenerative AI' DO YOU GET IT WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING
  • Complains about the retort 'companies exist to make money' while repeatedly acknowledging that it's true
  • States 'companies exist to make money' is just a reworked 'the ends justify the means' (false)
  • "Profit is the ends, the company's actions are the means." <- actual child brained argument
  • New buzzphrase: "It's just business", gives example of a hitman as he's executing someone. Very sane.
Nope. I'm tapping out at 13 minutes. It's just the same shit repackaged, exactly as you'd expect. All Jim's arguments are emotional ones and, (as you'd expect from Current Year Jim,) he deliberately avoids acknowledging that there are times when things like layoffs (which are always bad for the laid off) can happen for legitimate reasons, like after the completion of a major project.

I don't know if he gets to it in the last 10 minutes of the video, but the one thing Jim constantly fails to address is that video games are a hobby, not a necessity. All his ranting implies we're forced to buy these shitty games from shitty companies.
Goddamn, finally someone says it. If I could, I'd carry you around in a big chair with a septer and orb.

I read the transcript and even came across a gem in the comment section: "...And from society's standpoint, companies exist first and foremost to supply jobs, and secondarily, to supply a needed/desired product or service. No company that acts against that first purpose has any right to continue enjoying the protections of society's laws."

That line and the "companies exist to make money" are both equally chimp-level thinking. Companies don't fundamentally exist to make money; they exist because there's a need (or at least a perceived need) for a good or service. This applies to luxury items as well. The byproduct is making money, sure, but it's not the fundamental reason. You have to have a market, a need, a want. You have to have the ability to create in order to meet that market, need or want. There's a lot that goes into it, but hopefully I made my point. The idea that companies exist primarily to make money is way too pervasive and it's why we have corporatism now and it's a big, big fucking problem. They're giving these lunatic commies and champagne socialists an easy win here. In that regard, people like Jim do have a valid point when the CEO's only objective is to make as money as theoretically possible at the detriment of everything else. They just hand slack-jawed yokels like Jim the gun and the damned ammunition. We really need the market to correct itself (get rid of these bloated companies that are only interested in creating maximized profit). I blame colleges and universities for this mindset. Dumb ass business and marketing trades.

"Companies exist to supply jobs" is the battle-cry of the idiotic. No one ever woke up and thought, "Gee, I'd love to give a bunch of people a job. I know, I'll create a company called Ubisoft!" Companies exist because internal organization to accomplish an objective is significantly more efficient than an individual trying to do it solo. That's it. Even Sterling's beloved Karl Marx was convinced that commerce is THE driving force of the development and advancement of a society.

That's the fundamental reason every company on the planet exists. Although commerce is born from society, commerce drives society, not the other way around. Without commerce, there are no roads, no infrastructure, no modern amenities of any kind. We'd still be sleeping in a cave and throwing shit at each other. The byproduct is it brings jobs. This also applies to luxury items. For all the garbage shit that Ubisoft, Konami, Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, etc., have produced and done over the years, without them, we're still powering up our Odyssey fucking with a bright white dot on our screen or maybe, just maybe, we would have slow-crawled our way to playing Combat and Math Grand Prix on the Atari by now. The advancements these companies brought have far, far exceeded the negative it brought along the way. This isn't remotely a debatable point. Don't like it? Don't buy it. It's a luxury, not a necessity. By definition, it's a market that's easily driven by the consumers and this is what fundamentally destroys Jim's repeated assertions on this topic for the past 15 years.

You don't have to engage with any of it. Andrew Wilson is bad? Don't buy his products. Problem fucking solved. Ubisoft bad? Skip. Problem solved. Game executives are horrible, horrible people? Then stop playing their games. All of Jim's entire career is centered around having a luxury problem and turning into some existential threat against humanity. That's why I brought up his Bluesky post from last week about muh transphobes and him saying they have luxury problems worrying about the tranny taking a piss in the ladies' room. Jim, your livelihood is based on it, you fucking retard.

I'm so sick of people not thinking this basic shit to a logical conclusion. End of my rant. Jim sucks and so does insomnia. I always get this when my kids' are out of school for summer lol
 
Nice to hear the person whose spent the last 15 years being paid 6 figures to sit on his fat arse and play video games and moan on podcasts is the arbiter of who can say if they feel life has been fair to them.
 
Nope. I'm tapping out at 13 minutes.
Fuck, I'll continue where you left off.

  • Conflates health and safety regulations with business ones, says the "regulations are written in blood" line
  • References a literally who breadtuber complaining about some US state level bill that would grant immunity to AI companies if someone uses their AI to help do "critical harm" (100 dead/seriously injuried or +$1b property damage)
  • Calls billionaires gods
  • Corpos can't worm their way out of rules that determine who is good and bad (they can, such things are subjective to begin with)
  • I don't think Jim understands how most companies work, the way he describes corpos trying to escape morality and "focus on the company" makes me wonder whether he thinks the CEO is the tsar who's word is law
  • "But they’re exempt. You see... What they do is business, and business is not a moral subject." Which is in fact true, you can call the business someone does immoral but business itself is not.
  • "“Because it’s wrong” is not seen as good enough because corporate behavior simply cannot withstand that brand of scrutiny." It doesn't stand up because its a subjective moral judgement
  • I think Jim says all whales have learning disabilities (which is why they whale, they are simply too dumb)
  • Techbros are all paedophiles or in on it
  • "Existing to make money simply is no excuse for doing awful things, is it? Do they let drug dealers off the hook if their defense is, “well I got paid”? No." Drug dealers break the law and are punished

I watched the rest but I don't care enough to write more notes (stopped around 18m), he's basically going over the same shit at that point. On the plus side this is effectively just a breadtube video, the new arc might be close.
 
Hey Jim, I too have really bad ADHD and two degenerative discs in my lower back that I have to deal with. I will tell you right now that life isn't fair. However, I can count my blessing and be humbled at the things I enjoy in life that my ancestors could only ever dream of. And I can say I would've felt content to have had an audience, influence, and money you had in the early-mid 2010's before you blew it all away in a downward spiral of morphing into a halfassed soapbox breadtuber in the last ten years. Maybe for once in your life, blame yourself and all the blunders you made that caused all your struggles.

Today is the fifth anniversary of under 900k subscribers seethe video. More than 5 continuous years of subscribers loss outside of small bump few months ago
We hit 720k on May 22nd. We're so close to the next milestone.
 
Channel review for May, 2026:

Videos Uploaded: 0

Subs Lost: -1k
Subs Left Til 700k:
20k
Patrons: 4,268 (-56)
Monthly Income:
$7,026 (-$85)
Monthly Channel Views:
96k (-38k)
Weeks On Hiatus: 9
Bluesky Followers:
33.4k (+400)

For the first time in a long time I have something interesting to mention: unless my records are mistaken this is the first time ever that Jim's monthly channel views have been under 100k.

He's also teetering on the edge of sub-7k on Patreon and will probably tip under by next month's review.

Jim's latest video was posted on 1st of June so just missed the cut-off (blame Jim's ADHD, not me) but it's currently sitting at a pathetic 56k views.
 
Yeah, even with my screenshots from wayback machine, first time below 100K for the month.

And this video is doing shitty considering he's starved his fans of content. Wait until that Dead Island retrospective he said he's got planned. It'll bomb worse because his audience doesn't care much for games and certainly not one from 15 years ago.
 
Did he ever give a reason why he's just a lobster drawing now? I assume something to do with laziness.
Lore: It had something to do with him becoming a nonbinary thing, he did a joke about it and it kind of stuck as an inside joke...the kind of inside joke that's so inside, few even got it or remember it. I honestly can't recall what it was, I just remember it was a thing for a moment...could have been him simply using stock images of a lobster once for no reason and made a joke about it (here, I'm a lobster now isn't that funny) and boom, he evolved it into a thing. That's the lore as best I remember.

Reality: He's just lazy and can't be fucked to do more than talk into a microphone for a few minutes, then email the file to his editor. And he looks like a Frankenstein's Monster gayer version of Glenn Shadix in Demolition Man and nobody wants to see that.

glen shadix.jpg


His latest video would be one of the worst performing videos even if he was pumping out weekly slop.
It'll finish the week somewhere around 80K, eventually it'll get over 100K for no other reason than he starves his audience of content now. Really, it's not fair to compare his new Hi Steph videos to his old JQ. Back then, he was ol' realiable and you could miss a week, a month, a quarter, a year and come back without missing much. Now, they're barely getting a video every 2 months, so they're more likely to watch because shit, there's nothing else.

But, it'll be his worst HS video. Wait until he uploads his Dead Island retrospective he says he's working on. His audience doesn't care much for games, they'll care even less about a 15-year-old game. That one will tank.
 
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Probably troons just like him who are just as insufferable.
Theyre not watching, theyre just updooting and moving on.

None of them, not a one, wants to see reflection myself by watching him in video, or hearing him in audio.

Freaks require constant unceasing validation because its the only way they can drown out the truth screaming in their subconscious.

You know. The one that makes them ack when it can no longer be denied.
 
Did he ever give a reason why he's just a lobster drawing now? I assume something to do with laziness.
Back when he was on the cusp of going from watchable to half the video being skits and wrestling promo he started wearing lobster gloves. You can see them briefly at the end of his 'Bethesda Did A Naughty' skit (which I remind you Jim considers one of the best things he's ever made):

This is taken from the Jimquisition episode 'Let's Get Pissy About In-Game Subscriptions', uploaded on November 25th, 2019.
 
Jim tackling philosophical, political and social issues really shows that he is trailer trash with above average verbal intelligence but lackluster education. He is completely out of his depth every single time.

If you judge something's morality, you first have to establish the moral framework you'll use to make the determination.
He has none, of course, because this lazy fat fuck doesn't read.
"It's wrong" being the moral qualifier is so bafflingly juvenile that even he should have smelled it when writing the script.

Jim is a low-level party soldier, too stupid to actually understand the wider ideology, only fit to preach phrases and buzzwords to the plebs.
 
It's a bit difficult to remember because it wasn't sparked by any easily pinpointed controversy, but I think next year will mark 10 years since I stopped watching Jim. I think it was right around the time of Boglinwatch 2017.

Now I actually really liked Boglinwatch 2016 because I just find the concept of doing a news segment about some obscure, insignificant 80s toy 30 years too late funny. Then Jim tried to make it a regular thing and the absurdity turned into mundanity. Jim just turned boring and repetitive and I had better things to do.
 
he deliberately avoids acknowledging that there are times when things like layoffs (which are always bad for the laid off) can happen for legitimate reasons, like after the completion of a major project.
That's because Jim hasn't worked a real job in decades, has never worked on a project oriented field, and has no understanding of business whatsoever. Ideally a game dev would be cycling through multiple projects at once, so by the time you get game X out the door, you've already got your QA people starting on game Y, and the level design people starting on game Z. Obviously this is simplified, but you get what I mean. The unfortunate reality though, is that with everything being outsourced and taking 5-10 years, that shuffling of staff between projects just doesn't work anymore since those timelines can still be years apart and clearly keeping people onboard and paid to sit and twiddle their thumbs for another year until there's actual work ready for them to do, just isn't acceptable. But the closest Jim has had any real involvement in business, is paying editors and shit for his youtube videos, and the occasional gig writing a 2 sentence character description in Vampire Survivors or whatever the fuck it was.

Private companies don't necessarily have to exist to make money. But... if they don't make money they can't exist without just being on the government teet. I'm assuming he can't articulate this(I don't want to try and sit through this crap) because he doesn't understand it. Even if it is a simple concept like needing to be able to fucking pay people and bills.
 
Now I actually really liked Boglinwatch 2016
See, I'm glad you got something out of that. I never dabbled in any of his non-Jimquisition material because I felt Jim was at his best when he wasnt letting the "quirky chungus" shit escape the small boxes he kept them in for the JQ.

When the boglins got their own show thing, I sort of rolled my eyes and gave it a pass.

But then, I lasted an additional two miserable years with the fat fuck just getting more and more repetitive. You had the brains to jump ship.

Kudos.
 
Ideally a game dev would be cycling through multiple projects at once, so by the time you get game X out the door, you've already got your QA people starting on game Y, and the level design people starting on game Z.
Not just ideally, it wasn't too long ago that if you didn't have a project lined up with at least some funding in place before shipping your current project then your studio would have to close its doors.

The industry has always been cutthroat with more losers than winners but Jim chooses not to see any of that because it gets in the way of his stupid fat point.
 
I'm assuming he can't articulate this(I don't want to try and sit through this crap) because he doesn't understand it. Even if it is a simple concept like needing to be able to fucking pay people and bills.
Jims one of the many out there who thinks of shareholders as these arbitrary demons that just descend on random companies, declare dibs, and get to bleed it dry forever more because lulz evil. When in reality, the five years a game studio spends building a game before they sell it, its all financed voluntarily off the backs of the shareholders, who's only expectation is "we put in a hundred million dollars, we do want that back". Outside of genuinely rare cases, the deal and process is extremely well known, and everyone involved knows exactly what's going on. What usually happens is these companies fuck up that product, and keep borrowing deeper and deeper, until even their successes aren't grand enough to stem the bleeding. Then smoothbrains like Jim who've never paid attention to how the sausage is made just see a studio make a good game for a change and get shut down, and seethes endlessly assuming they immediately understand the whole thing.

That's because Jim hasn't worked a real job in decades, has never worked on a project oriented field, and has no understanding of business whatsoever.
Hell, Jim so disconnected he doesn't even understand scope creep in creative work anymore. He operates under the delusion of "just give developers more time and money and the game will be finished and good" when the eternal reality is that every dev assumes they can get something done in two weeks and ends up needing two months, and if you give him two months preemptively, he'll plan in other 2-week features for that time instead, and now you've got four unfinished features with months of work left rather than just one.

You don't need to know how the sausage is made to say "Games industry kinda shit right now" but if you're gonna spend a decade on that subject, I'd expect you to develop some understanding by sheer pattern recognition, if nothing else. But he's too busy fucking his boglins I guess.
 
Back when he was on the cusp of going from watchable to half the video being skits and wrestling promo he started wearing lobster gloves. You can see them briefly at the end of his 'Bethesda Did A Naughty' skit (which I remind you Jim considers one of the best things he's ever made):
Jim Sterling - Bethesda is Bethetic Lobster Gloves.mp4
This is taken from the Jimquisition episode 'Let's Get Pissy About In-Game Subscriptions', uploaded on November 25th, 2019.
I will say, the Sword and Shield gym theme he used for that does indeed slap.
 
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