Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Yes, that's the title of the film. Also why.

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The most recent movie listed here came out in 2001. Kevin Smith has directed seven movies since then and the studio thought not a single one was worth mentioning.

The absolute state of this man's career.
 
I was a huge fan of his other movies as a teenager but I haven't even seen most of the movies he's released in recent years. This looks pretty terrible. I'll probably watch it for the nostalgia factor but I'm not expecting much.
 
The guy who did Mr. Bean, whatever his name is, wont do the character anymore because (I paraphrase here) "I dont want him to be a fucking geriatric getting hit in the face by a pan". Kevin Smith should follow that advice.

His name is Rowan Atkinson who has more talent in his little toe than Smith has in his whole body
 
What if the film included a CGI George Carlin ala Tarkin/Leia?
 
saban, as in power rangers saban? are jay and silent bob going to fight the star wars fandom in a giant robot or something
yes that's them.

Around the time they lost the rights to Power Rangers, they made a movie distribution label. There releases go straight to VOD and get a limited theatrical release if you're lucky
 
Kevin Smith cast his fucking kid AGAIN. She can't act worth shit. The guy is fucking shameless when it comes to nepotism.
But here's what really pisses me off about Kevin Smith: His stupid cunt of a wife turned him into an SJW. AFTER he made all his money telling deliberately offensive jokes, he turned around and started demonizing other people who decided to do the same thing he did in the 90s. What a fucking hypocrite.

These are the question I have about Reboot:
Is Kevin going to be given a pass by the SJW community for telling the same offensive jokes he told in the 90s?
or
Is Kevin going to turn it into Woke Humor?

This faggot hasn't made a good movie since Dogma. Literally 20 years ago.
 
I find it to be absolutely hilarious that Jersey Girl is always the butt of Smith's jokes when he talks about his "bad filmmaking." Jersey Girl is literally just a run of the mill, innocuous, and cute chick flick. And George Carlin is fantastic in it, to be honest. It really isn't that bad. It just has that reputation solely because his young fanbase hated all over it because there weren't enough weed and dick jokes and no Jason Mewes.

Clerks II, I thought, was good. I know it gets a lot of hate these days, but I still think that's a good movie. I also thought that Zack and Miri wasn't that bad either.

Since Zack and Miri, though, Smith has not made a single watchable movie. 11 years of god awful movies. Insultingly awful movies, actually.

It's clear that Smith is going back to making Jay and Silent Bob movies because he has no other options at this point. I don't hate Kevin Smith as a human being or anything ... In fact, I'm super happy for him that he survived his heart attack and actually did something to improve his lifestyle. His weight loss journey is a great story, and I'm legitimately happy for him.

His filmmaking sucks a big one though, and I am not interested in seeing this at all ...

Is Jay wearing dentures?

Yes. He fucked up his mouth so badly from doing hard drugs over the years that he needed new teeth. He's been wearing those teeth for a handful of years now.
 
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