🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

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  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votos: 601 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votos: 150 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

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  • Cold fusion

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Is he reading an AI prompt? Sounds like the typical dumbass monologue chatGPT would shit out
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Maybe some Kick streamer talent agency picked him up to become a "heel" sort of persona. Whether he'd actually go through with something like that is unknowable, but having a 1000+ page thread on the Obscure New Zealand Agribusiness Forum makes him prime recruiting material for stuff like that
 
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new mald video.

At this point, it must be ragebait for engagement lol.
weird cross reference but this fucker is literally just a male version of oldschool Anisa when she was making all those "love you for you" and "its okay to xyz" cringe paulo coelho ass nothingburger youtube videos :story: think they share a personality disorder too
 
Ferret nigger can't finish one game let alone even get his turbo-auschwitz built. Only the mouthiest of breathers would fall for his fake motivational speech.
I cannot overstate how retarded half the wannabe game developer crowd is. For every person who actually puts in the effort to even make a simple game, there's a dozen retards bikeshedding on the weirdest things and never making anything, while screeching about how their mmo full loop pvp open world survival crafting metaverse is going to be the best thing ever as soon as they figure out where the multiplayer button in unreal is. These people love to pretend they're wizened experts in the field because they've been achieving nothing for ten years, and they fellate eachother to keep the illusion up. These kind of people love mald and eat that shit up, he's one of 'em.
 
Now-360.mp4

new mald video.

At this point, it must be ragebait for engagement lol.
Everytime I see this ferret fucker physique with that e-girl camera angle.

Makes me very happy about not having his noddle arms and hermit virgin looks. Like just look at this and think ¿does this roach ever scored realistically with a girl without him probably paying for it?

Anyways let his YT channel bleed out more subs and be less and less irrelevant around streaming as whole.
 
Is he suicidal ? Sounded like a manifesto...
Meh. He's too much of a narc too off himself. Some ferret/pooner-induced turboAIDS is not unlikely though.

Reminder that lack of symmetry in facial expression is often a tell for deception or mental illness.
I'd think being Mald already covers that pretty well. That and the Reddit smirk™. And now I've realized why this frame looks so weird. It's because Mald isn't deepthroating his mic for once, and you can actually see his face, mostly :stress:
 
Also really sad to see how little views he gets I wonder why he keeps going. Maybe he assumes he will someday get that fame back.
Ego and he isn't very employable for what he'd want to do. His entire career up until streaming ultimately ties back to being a Blizzard nepobaby. It's very well documented how terrible of a programmer he is so he can't go software or really any of the things he pretends he's good at. This is probably the end of the road for him professionally and nowhere else will he be showered in praise and attention or have absolute control like this.

I'm kind of interested to see what he does long term as the money dries up but he may have enough to coast for a decade unless Ferretschwitz eats it all up.
 
I'm kind of interested to see what he does long term as the money dries up but he may have enough to coast for a decade unless Ferretschwitz eats it all up.
I'd bet on begging dad to get him some easy gigs hoping his connections are still strong enough for that, or sending his pooner gf to work 2x shifts while he's "developing hearthbound" (jerking off with ferrets).
 
I'd bet on begging dad to get him some easy gigs hoping his connections are still strong enough for that, or sending his pooner gf to work 2x shifts while he's "developing hearthbound" (jerking off with ferrets).
I don't think so, his father like in a semi retirement, freelancing n' shit or working his own project, also is it his pooner gf is it full employed under mald's ferretswitz ?

My bet his long term plan to stay afloat until papa kicks the bucket and the inheritance start paying out.
 
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