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Jamie Lee Curtis’s Boobs Didn’t Ask for This​

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Over on TikTok, people are just now discovering that you can have an amazing rackat any age. They have come to this realization thanks to a video posted by Disney of Jamie Lee Curtis promoting Freakier Friday, and a lot of them are being really weird about it.

In the video, Curtis earnestly implores viewers to see the sequel to experience “the same level of nostalgia and joy and laughter and happiness and tears and friendships” as they did the first time around. It seems like she’s really proud of this movie. However, she’s dressed in one of her character’s costumes, and her cleavage is on display. So that is what nearly all 23,000 comments are about.


The top comments on the video (which has accumulated over 10 million views in a day) are all different reaction images. One features a character from Diary of a Wimpy Kid looking on with a furrowed brow, another shows SpongeBob looking up as a breastlike shadow looms over him, and one is a woman screaming as another woman presses her chest to a car window. When using text, the comments don’t get any better. “Where did THOSE come from,” one user asked. “Oh it’s freakier alright,” said another. One person just wrote, “JAMIE LEE MILKERS.”

Curtis does look great, but everyone acting like a cartoon dog with its tongue dragging on the floor needs to be put in time-out. This is what happens when TikTok convinces a large swath of Gen Z that women become haggard ghouls after they turn 30, and they don’t realize that being a smoke show knows no age. There is no reason to be writing, as one commenter did, “Just because there’s wrinkles on the wrapper don’t mean the candy ain’t sweet.”

Despite the fact that you and I are probably cringing at this mass-horniness event, Curtis seems to love it. On Wednesday, the actress alluded to the wild response to her body.

“I LOVE the fact that the LAST photograph of me as TESS taken backstage in costume from my surprise appearance at @elcapitanthtre to support #freakierfriday has gotten more attention than any other since the announcement post with @LindsayLohan that sparked the movie getting made,” Curtis wrote alongside a photo of her in said costume, throwing up a peace sign. “HAPPY TO HELP SPREAD THE JOY THAT OUR MOVIE SERVES!”

Was it really joy that was spread? If that’s what she thinks is going on, so be it. More than anything, this has proven that there has to be a better way to be body positive about women in their 60s. Maybe we need to bring back a respectful “AwoOOoga” or a “Va-va-VOOM.” Perhaps a simple “Wow!” if you’re shy. If you are one of the thousands of people who commented horny things about Curtis, it’s time to do some reflecting. If you are one of the millions of people who saw the video and thought, Holy moly, she looks good, but kept it to yourself: Feel free to carry on.
 
It's pretty simple.

For generations, Hollywood knew that sex sells. They'd entertain Americans with hot young actresses, and people would flock to their movies. Easy and simple. Endless money.

Then Woke came around, and Hollywood decided that sex was problematic. Instead of giving people what they wanted (big explosions, dead communists, and hot young actresses), Hollywood would instead give them what an unmarried 40-something Women's Studies graduate thought they need: a fat black girlboss who don't need no man, or whatever. That became the new normal.

And of course it didn't work.

Now Woke is receding again, and Hollywood is realizing that Sydney Sweeney's tits are worth more than entire Disney IPs at this point.

But the old fat women working in Hollywood are fucking stupid, so they haven't quite grasped WHY Sydney Sweeney's tits are popular all of a sudden. They're left trying to cobble together a Cleavage Cargo Cult.

Hence this ad.

Jamie Lee Curtis still has an agent, for whatever reason, and there is still enough money in whatever studio whose chief executive she once gave a blowjob to, to bankroll a marketing campaign. They tried advertising her last month with some Drumpf Bad / Trannies Good thing, which isn't panning out, so now they're trying to drum up publicity with cleavage. Saggy, leathery, poop-yogurt-eating, and probably hermaphroditic cleavage.

"Gosh, isn't this so SCANDALOUS" declaims the frumpy journoscum author, without much conviction. "it's like a famous Hollywood actress can't even let her tits hang out without MEN noticing TITS." OK, cool, thanks for telling us, Olivia.

Yeah, it's stupid, but the point here isn't to construct a coherent cultural narrative, it's just to find a way to make people think Jamie Lee Curtis is still relevant, and by extension, Product #D03877-6 that she appears in will be relevant, too. The only way to win here is not to look. Don't engage, just ignore her, and she'll go away.
 
when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room.
This is very weird projection.

You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria.

When Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife, it was with the ugly Mexican housekeeper (maybe she has a good personality, IDK, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em) and he knocked her up.

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Say what you will about Ahnold, but he doesn't seem to be particularly into supermodel-hot women, or young ones.
 
This is very weird projection.



When Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife, it was with the ugly Mexican housekeeper (maybe she has a good personality, IDK, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em) and he knocked her up.

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Say what you will about Ahnold, but he doesn't seem to be particularly into supermodel-hot women, or young ones.
Supposedly she had good head game..... I hope so. She looks like the bean queen who killed Selena. God rest her soul.
 
It seems like I'm always running into assloads of articles where the gist is complaining about how society treats women as they age and how men of any age ignore aging women to check out young tail. You know the ones I mean. But in this rare event where tons of people see fit to compliment a well-kept elderly woman for having nice tiddies, it turns out that finding an aging woman attractive (and openly saying so) is bad now for some reason. It's actually pointed out that Curtis wasn't uncomfortable with it or anything, so I'm not sure what this retard is even complaining about. This is the kind of writing that can and will be replaced with AI slop without losing anything.
 
It seems like I'm always running into assloads of articles where the gist is complaining about how society treats women as they age and how men of any age ignore aging women to check out young tail. You know the ones I mean. But in this rare event where tons of people see fit to compliment a well-kept elderly woman for having nice tiddies, it turns out that finding an aging woman attractive (and openly saying so) is bad now for some reason. It's actually pointed out that Curtis wasn't uncomfortable with it or anything, so I'm not sure what this retard is even complaining about. This is the kind of writing that can and will be replaced with AI slop without losing anything.
Supply of problematic behavior can't keep up with demand, so you, like the Wehrmacht in WWII? Must resort to synthetic and second-hand sources to get what you need....
 
I still think the best movie she was ever in was A Fish Called Wanda. She wasn't anything special, but Kevin Kline was excellent.
 
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