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Jamie Lee Curtis’s Boobs Didn’t Ask for This​

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Over on TikTok, people are just now discovering that you can have an amazing rackat any age. They have come to this realization thanks to a video posted by Disney of Jamie Lee Curtis promoting Freakier Friday, and a lot of them are being really weird about it.

In the video, Curtis earnestly implores viewers to see the sequel to experience “the same level of nostalgia and joy and laughter and happiness and tears and friendships” as they did the first time around. It seems like she’s really proud of this movie. However, she’s dressed in one of her character’s costumes, and her cleavage is on display. So that is what nearly all 23,000 comments are about.


The top comments on the video (which has accumulated over 10 million views in a day) are all different reaction images. One features a character from Diary of a Wimpy Kid looking on with a furrowed brow, another shows SpongeBob looking up as a breastlike shadow looms over him, and one is a woman screaming as another woman presses her chest to a car window. When using text, the comments don’t get any better. “Where did THOSE come from,” one user asked. “Oh it’s freakier alright,” said another. One person just wrote, “JAMIE LEE MILKERS.”

Curtis does look great, but everyone acting like a cartoon dog with its tongue dragging on the floor needs to be put in time-out. This is what happens when TikTok convinces a large swath of Gen Z that women become haggard ghouls after they turn 30, and they don’t realize that being a smoke show knows no age. There is no reason to be writing, as one commenter did, “Just because there’s wrinkles on the wrapper don’t mean the candy ain’t sweet.”

Despite the fact that you and I are probably cringing at this mass-horniness event, Curtis seems to love it. On Wednesday, the actress alluded to the wild response to her body.

“I LOVE the fact that the LAST photograph of me as TESS taken backstage in costume from my surprise appearance at @elcapitanthtre to support #freakierfriday has gotten more attention than any other since the announcement post with @LindsayLohan that sparked the movie getting made,” Curtis wrote alongside a photo of her in said costume, throwing up a peace sign. “HAPPY TO HELP SPREAD THE JOY THAT OUR MOVIE SERVES!”

Was it really joy that was spread? If that’s what she thinks is going on, so be it. More than anything, this has proven that there has to be a better way to be body positive about women in their 60s. Maybe we need to bring back a respectful “AwoOOoga” or a “Va-va-VOOM.” Perhaps a simple “Wow!” if you’re shy. If you are one of the thousands of people who commented horny things about Curtis, it’s time to do some reflecting. If you are one of the millions of people who saw the video and thought, Holy moly, she looks good, but kept it to yourself: Feel free to carry on.
 
I thought the original Freaky Friday was a lot better and that's the version I remember renting from the video store countless times.

At any rate I don't care about some old slag's boobs. I saw Trading Places earlier on TV and I wondered who the hell would actually pay money for this whore. (Fantastic movie, recommended for everyone, I believe what I saw was an HD remaster.)

Edit: Remakes and sequelities are nothing new. I forgot or didn't know this existed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaky_Friday_(1995_film)
 
The top comments on the video (which has accumulated over 10 million views in a day) are all different reaction images. One features a character from Diary of a Wimpy Kid looking on with a furrowed brow, another shows SpongeBob looking up as a breastlike shadow looms over him, and one is a woman screaming as another woman presses her chest to a car window. When using text, the comments don’t get any better. “Where did THOSE come from,” one user asked. “Oh it’s freakier alright,” said another. One person just wrote, “JAMIE LEE MILKERS.”
this is the proper way to respond to celeb attention whoring about unnecessary sequels decades after the original. or pretty much any celebrity trying to get attention for some bullshit cause.
 
Anyone who hasn’t seen her in True Lies with Arnie is missing out. She has quite the rack indeed during her sexy dance in bra and panties
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
 
If you want to see her tits that bad, just watch Trading Places. It's a good film otherwise too, though True Lies is also enjoyable.
Eh, yeah Trading Places is good but it is not a role she was particularly notable in and I question if it has even lasted this long in the cultural memory. It isn’t Phoebe Cates or Jennifer Connelly for instance.
 
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