❄️ Snowflake Jack Monroe / Melissa "Mel" Hadjicostas / Jack Xatzinikolas / @BootstrapCook - Spaghetti hoop rinser who wants to live like Common People, the face of poverty in Britain, literally can't lie

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Can't find a single quote on any of her recent tweets accusing her of flaunting her wealth.
I looked too, they're all positive lol

Now she's a political pundit saying absolutely nothing too?
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I wonder what Jack thinks is causing the cost of food to go up, I so wish she'd share.
 
Now she's a political pundit saying absolutely nothing too?
Ah, the classic liberal (non-US sense) argument that your opponents are just stupid and need to Educate Themselves. I’d say that it’s “not a ringing endorsement” for being a political pundit but then she’s already a darling of the liberal media and is now parroting their positions back to them. I expect success!
 
What happens if she refuses, or ignores the request? Can she challenge the request for that information at all?

Ignore or refuse, and I'll be complaining to a judge. She could raise an objection with the court staff during the hearing, and I'm willing to compromise on the time period (e.g. a year instead of 5 years) but I still want to see those documents to understand her financial position.

The court takes the role of mediator/protector so they would step in if I started to ask irrelevant questions or seek irrelevant documents that aren't directly related to her ability to pay. For example, she might argue that she doesn't need to provide her lease contract for the bungamansion but I would argue that she does because the amount of rent she's claimed to be paying a) needs to be documented as true, and b) might be so high that it affects the disposable income she has (bearing in mind she claims she spends something like 93% of her income on necessary bills, etc.)

Do I expect to see everything on the list? No, but that's okay because I'll get enough for what I need to do.
 
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Sorry to inform the nefarious and tedious bores who stalk my every move like mavens of manifesting misery, that I’m having a very glorious, joyful, wholesome, blessed and beautiful little life right now. I am safe, loved, peaceful, sober, content, and having a wonderful time. 💕

Rent-free!
 
Can't work out if Jack, a "lesbian", is trolling people by retweeting a video of Linda Riley and Jake & Hannah Graf wishing people a happy Lesbian Visibility Week.
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For those not in the know, Riley turned her lesbian mag Diva into a mag for men with a lesbian fetish, while the Grafs are two straight-with-extra-steps troons, who are patrons of child-sterilisation charity Mermaids.

This, however, surely has to be trolling:
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@BootstrapCook, tweet 1650836228554514432 (archive)
Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) · Apr 25, 2023 · 12:16 PM UTC
I don’t know if this is a genius hack or absolute ADHD nonsense but last night I squeezed my primer, liquid highlighter, tinted moisturiser, bit of bronzer + bit of foundation into a glass jar + stirred… makeup routine now takes seconds + only have to carry one thing around. 😎
 
Hello Kiwis,
Still nothing much to report. I've asked for the planned hearing date to be rescheduled as I've not been well and I need time to serve her the papers. I've still asked for the hearing to be public, but haven't heard anything back on that yet either.

I think the more someone feels the need to tell you that they're having the Most Fun living their Best Life, the chances are they're probably not - so hopefully she's miserable and at home alone.

I am currently being stalked by people who are obsessed with me, so I have left Twitter. I will now post exclusively on here and on my website.
 
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I've noticed that while lolcows probably have heard of "doth protest too much" they don't actually know what the famous Shakespeare line means.

I'd say this sounds like the makeup routine for clowns but that would be insulting what is actually probably a considered and determined process to achieve a specific look.

Also, carrying this mixture around for "touch ups" sounds like an addict justifying their flask.
 
I'd say this sounds like the makeup routine for clowns but that would be insulting what is actually probably a considered and determined process to achieve a specific look.

Also, carrying this mixture around for "touch ups" sounds like an addict justifying their flask
I've heard of mixing some of these things together (e.g. primer/moisturiser and foundation to make it more sheer or make it go on smoother, highlighter and foundation to make a more dewy look) but mixing all those things together at once sounds like a recipe for disaster... which I guess is on form given most of her recipes have disastrous results.

Also when people talk about mixing foundation they usually mean mixing a small amount of it on the back of your hand as needed, not dumping a bunch of it into a (no doubt unsterilised) glass jar to tote about with you and use for a while. The best case scenario is the makeup will just all oxidise, but Jack could also find herself with a nasty skin infection...
 
I've heard of mixing some of these things together (e.g. primer/moisturiser and foundation to make it more sheer or make it go on smoother, highlighter and foundation to make a more dewy look) but mixing all those things together at once sounds like a recipe for disaster...
That's the whole point. She's partly trolling and partly curating an image of 'hot mess woman doing a chaos'. It's much more vain and considered than she wants us to believe.
 
Question I have wondered for years, where are this cows parents? Could you imagine your kid going to the newspapers making these claims about anorexia and autism you'd ignored in her childhood? Making up stories about living in cramped wee flats when really they had five bedrooms?

Imagine hearing that your grandchild is sitting in a house with no fridge or light bulbs, toys sold, no heating, eating rinsed spaghetti hoops and dry toast while you live in a place that could house them both. At a minimum this must be super fucking embarrassing for them.

Her kids dad and grandparents on that side too, you'd be disgusted to hear the wee one had been living like that. Maybe that's why she doesn't have him anymore.
 
Question I have wondered for years, where are this cows parents? Could you imagine your kid going to the newspapers making these claims about anorexia and autism you'd ignored in her childhood? Making up stories about living in cramped wee flats when really they had five bedrooms?

Imagine hearing that your grandchild is sitting in a house with no fridge or light bulbs, toys sold, no heating, eating rinsed spaghetti hoops and dry toast while you live in a place that could house them both. At a minimum this must be super fucking embarrassing for them.

Her kids dad and grandparents on that side too, you'd be disgusted to hear the wee one had been living like that. Maybe that's why she doesn't have him anymore.
Pretty sure they all know it's a grift and since said grift is keeping her and the child in middle-class comforts they're happy to just keep their heads down and let her get on with it. Probably also helps that she doesn't use their last name while she repeats all this nonsense.

I wonder the same thing about Chloe Wilkinson and all the guff she spouts about satanic ritual abuse and how her shitty childhood have her totally real multiple personalities and whatever. Like, how embarrassing and potentially life-ruining for your parents to be lying about shit like that for internet clout. These cows are proper cunts (and yes I'll take all my hats now please).
 
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