CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace has returned, is now homeless

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That took way less time then I actually thought before his paranoia made him go all tacticool. I wonder if he made it through the entire night?

Again, the longer he's out by himself the easier it'll be for trolls to dick with him since there will be nothing to counter act his crazyness.
 
So I typed JDAM into google images and aparantely it really is a type of missile. Makes me wonder if that's a metaphore for like a big fireworks rocket thing or he really believes he's being targeted for a missile strike.
 
Let him be homeless for awhile. Loneliness and the cold is a great motivator to achieve higher things. Really puts things into perspective.
 
So I typed JDAM into google images and aparantely it really is a type of missile. Makes me wonder if that's a metaphore for like a big fireworks rocket thing or he really believes he's being targeted for a missile strike.
If you're being picky, it's actually a guided bomb. Missiles have an engine, JDAMs don't.

On a non ordnance sperging note, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Gail lets him back in in a few days as long as he agrees to go to church/see a pastoral counselor.
 
Well not stupid ones anyway.

Everyone knows the only way to escape a blastwave is by eating beef jerky!
No no that's all wrong. I was was in the Army and the sure fire way to survive an explosion is to cover yourself in an egg wash. The jellied nature of the eggs will repulse and absorb the most lethal shock waves and also act as a heat shield since all the heat and radiation will be used up in the act of cooking the eggs (instead of you!).

You know what they say! "Use an egg and save your leg!"
 
You guys are all dumb. I watched this documentary where an American Hero hid himself in a fridge and survived a nuclear blast. If Jace goes and hides inside a fridge he'll be safe from anything including possibly air.
 
He'd better get that muhreen self-defense course going so he can bring in some income. His tugboat isn't gonna go far in getting a gamer shack built.
 
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