CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace has returned, is now homeless

[Springblossom]

Why does interesting shit always happen when I'm away? This is golden.

Everyone who wondered what would happen if/when Chris ended up homeless: Here's a pretty good estimate.

 

[Horde Prime]

I'm pretty sure Jace's mom will take him back in. Whether that's the right thing to do for him, I honestly don't know.

 

[StallChaser]

I'd like to know how exactly the whole "kicking out" thing went down. It's entirely possible that she expects him to come to his senses, crawl back home, repent, and accept god as his lord and savior once he runs out of weed and McDonald's coupons. Just like most teenage runaways would.

I'm not sure how far off that really is. He'll come crawling back as soon as he discovers being kicked out hampers his "gamer muhreen lifestyle" even more than his mom. It's just a matter of time(not much of it) until he runs out of couches to crash on, and cold, sober(mostly cold) reality sets in.

 

[The Dude]

Oh baby....this is almost too good to be true.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Oh baby....this is almost too good to be true.

Believe it Dude.

 

[Ariel]

I'm pretty sure Jace's mom will take him back in. Whether that's the right thing to do for him, I honestly don't know.

After watching the video of him making the damp pine needle camouflage beard, I doubt he will make it through the night without begging Gail to let him come home.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Yep. The Sims 3 was a prophecy.


Jace stands at a graveyard, clutching a camera in one hand and his airsoft IMI Desert Eagle in the other. He points the camera at himself and begins to speak.

"Well, gamers..." he begins, his voice weary and pathetic "this is it, okay? I lost my house, lost my weed... Deagle Nation betrayed me. Everyone betrayed me. Even the fans are gone. There's only one thing to do." He attempts to shed a tear, muttering profanity as he realizes he cannot do it "Live by the gun, die by the gun, I always said. Now look at me. Atlas shrugged, but me... I just dropped the sky. I dropped the sky and I hope it crashes down on everyone who betrayed me. I've had it with saving the United States from the trolls, from Gamerfood, from myg0t, from these terrorist muslim faggots. There's only one thing left to do."

Jace trembles, knowing this is his end. He points the airsoft Deagle at his temple. Tears are forming underneath his flame sunglasses. His face is red, marked by anger, betrayal, and possibly autism "LIVE BY THE GUN..." he shouts, one final time "...DIE BY THE GUN!".

Click.

Goodbye, Commander Stryker. You were a good man.


Apologies for the lack of quality. I'm a bad writer.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

These are the facts of this situation.

Priceless.

 

[Ariel]

It seems like he has only been homeless for 12 hours, can anybody confirm this?

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

What a shame; couldn't have happened to a nicer kid.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It seems like he has only been homeless for 12 hours, can anybody confirm this?

Does that even count as homeless yet? That just sounds like going out for the day. I'm not really counting it as homeless until he spends the whole night out. I mean, he could have gone "This is gay" and went home. He's also probably pretty close to his house. So far this sounds like when a little kid gets mad and says "I'm running away" and just puts a bunch of random stupid shit in his backpack and camps out like a block away until he either walks back home or his parents come get him.

 

[Ted]

You got to remember this is Jace we're talking about here. It's highly likely that she didn't throw him out, but he didn't agree with her terms and ran away from home and is saying she threw him out for loldrama.

I find it hard to believe that a mother would throw out her mentally handicapped son out.
I find it harder to believe that a devout christian would do that.

 

[Ariel]

Does that even count as homeless yet? That just sounds like going out for the day. I'm not really counting it as homeless until he spends the whole night out. I mean, he could have gone "This is gay" and went home. He's also probably pretty close to his house. So far this sounds like when a little kid gets mad and says "I'm running away" and just puts a bunch of random stupid shit in his backpack and camps out like a block away until he either walks back home or his parents come get him.

True, he seemed scared in the camobeard video. So he may well be safe at home now, away from the stray cats & owls.

I think that's exactly what happened, right down to the stupid shit in backpack.

 

[CWCissey]

Poor MuccyD's girl!

 

[Varis]

Can someone please help him? I know he's mentally retarded and all but he's not yet ready to face the real world. We need to lend him a helping hand.

Jace called a bunch of dead Muslim children "owned." I feel no pity for him.

 

[CWCissey]

Jace called a bunch of dead Muslim children "owned." I feel no pity for him.

Indeed. If anything, I think of this as karmic retribution.

'Mah Name Is Jace...'

 

[AtroposHeart]

You got to remember this is Jace we're talking about here. It's highly likely that she didn't throw him out, but he didn't agree with her terms and ran away from home and is saying she threw him out for loldrama.

I find it hard to believe that a mother would throw out her mentally handicapped son out.
I find it harder to believe that a devout christian would do that.

Devout Christian parents have been known to do it to their gay children with far less sins than Jace

 

[Surtur]

Devout Christian parents have been known to do it to their gay children with far less sins than Jace

But Jace isn't a dang homo, so throwing out your autistic son just isn't done, I mean what wiuld they say at church?

 

[WWWWolf]

"kick me to a curb?? How About "I KICK YOUR ASS" - my battle cry to those who refused my lifestyle, that I built OF MY OWN BOOTSTRAPS,

I've seen plenty of people think Atlas Shrugged is the best goddamn book ever, until they personally fall on hard times and notice that maybe they need other people to survive. Maybe he'll change the tune.
Oh, what am I saying, it's not like he actually understood any of that stuff to begin with!

 

[Foulmouth]

Would it be in bad taste to start a betting pool on how long it is before jace is blowing guys for small change ?