Lovequest It's over isn't it! 10/5/2017 - Last we'll see of Jessica

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris reset his profile video back to the video of him crying over the first breakup.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

It's tough to find a winner here

I'd say everyone in this forum would be a good candidate.

 

[NinFreakLan]

I'd say everyone in this forum would be a good candidate.

CONGRATULATION A WINNER IS US.

 

[FightenGnome]

Anyone who believed in the story that Chris' true power came from the school ring is a fool.

You can see that now he found his old shirt-from the garbage bag and got it fixed up, Classic Chris has slowly been returning, along with all the misfortune and comedy that came with it. That shirt he put for sale for 10,000 or whatever, is a cursed item and the source of his power (and misfortune).

 

[Attraction Slime]

Oh No!!!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris reset his profile video back to the video of him crying over the first breakup.

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He's so lazy, but that's not new.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Most of the time our hindsight is 20/20. This time it was our foresight.

If you can't truly love Chris in autistic, hedgehog-y, sweaty way; then please don't waste Chris' time.
I just hope this hasn't caused irreparable damage that could result in another years-long drought.

 

[The Un-Clit]

ARGH why the FUCKASS did I have to work today and miss what we all knew was coming???

I am one sad taint. And a GOD DAMNED BASTARDOUS CHILD to boot.



Still, I am one who always felt the 'Jessica' account was a long-con troll job, and even now I am not convinced it's over. Among scambaiters, this technique (which she already used last week) is called 'slapping your lad' blowing up at them and appearing to end the relationship, it usually causes the scammer being 'slapped' to react just as Chris did the other day (check the camera is rolling, then start crying) and again today (the video i've yet to see) I am still optimistic that after enough grovelling on Chris' part, Jess will relent, set new boundaries for Chris to follow, and then set a new date, only to fuck him over again. But time will tell.

 

[Buffalo Chan]

In kayfabe, it would be Chris finding a sort of attractive girl after getting dramatically shut down by a cute internet celebrity that came to the farms to laugh with us about his stupidity and he in turn kept going after the cute girl that humiliated him when he had China in the palm of his hand. And had to apologize for being a dick and after getting taken back he went against her will and spoke to the guys that hate him and got dumped. LOL

 

[Jetstream Sam]

After catching up on everything, I'm pretty disappointed "Jessica" did the obvious and made Chris think the farms were the cause of the breakup. Pretty sad, I'm sure a lot of us were looking forward to Q&As, but of course some ween has to cuck it up.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If it's not over then what she's probably gonna do is "give him one last chance" and schedule another date for weeks and weeks from now, and keep fucking with him until the day before that one, when she'll come up with some devastating thing to happen where she has to break up with him again.

This is kind of where I expect Jessay to take this in the next few days, assuming she didn't just puss out altogether. Then, much like the crying vid, all this wailing will be a distant memory.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

 

[Fibonacci]

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[Deez Nuts]

What a lame copout. It would have been funny if a w33n or something found her "real" FB and proceeded to shit all over it. They would have dumped pics of it here or elsewhere though so didn't happen.

 

[Night Stars Brother]

While heartbreak isn’t usually very funny in real life. He sure does make it freaking hilarious when he’s writhing around screaming like his balls are in a vice and cursing out everyone and everything.

 

[dj turnip]

I wonder what Jessica's constant nagging to "not come here" was over? Maybe she knew we'd tell Chris she was a troll and bust her operations?

 

[Slick Bridges]

I wonder what Jessica's constant nagging to "not come here" was over? Maybe she knew we'd tell Chris she was a troll and bust her operations?

Pretty sure he's been getting that shouted at him from all directions.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Chris reset his profile video back to the video of him crying over the first breakup.

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Hey, Chris -

You ever see Carrie?

Spoiler: Remember what her mom said?

 

[BurningPewter]

I don't know how I feel about all this. I don't know If I would have preferred more QnA videos where Chris was happy or this one video which - is guiltily amusing, but Chris is in pain and won't give us more.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Gosh, who EVER could have seen THIS coming?

I wonder what the original schedule called to happen today? Were the "trolls" always going to "hack" her account? Or did the Q&A just provide a nice new way to jab at him while announcing the inevitable?