Lovequest It's over isn't it! 10/5/2017 - Last we'll see of Jessica

[Flame the Sunbird]

And after all the hard work Christine did eating prunes with soy sauce to enlarge her bust!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Nothing a self indulgent McDonalds binge and screening of the MLP movie won't fix.

 

[Super Collie]

I was under the assumption we all sort of silently understood that Jessica wasn't real. I can't believe so many of you were legitimately expecting the date to happen.

 

[BurningPewter]

I'm trying to understand even in the fictional context of the story what the link would be between Chris' QnA and Jess getting hacked.

 

[Azafran90]

I bet 10 bucks Barb doesn´t know why she´s getting her picture taken

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Oh goodness, Jessica split up with Chris literally the day before the date, I do not think that any of us could have predicted such an outcome multiple times."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And after all the hard work Christine did eating prunes with soy sauce to enlarge her bust!

And there goes the plan to move in with JQ after Barb dies.

 

[A Random]

I was under the assumption we all sort of silently understood that Jessica wasn't real. I can't believe so many of you were legitimately expecting the date to happen.

I don't think we wanted the date to happen as much as previous "girlfriends" did try to go on dates. So people expected her to own up to these before she humiliated him with a breakup.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Hacking Jessica's Facebook account was easy. The password was "pvcc4eva."

w3 0wn3d j00

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

It is a shame really.
The QnAs had way more potential than this Jessica bullshit ever had...

 

[Karen Riley]

Wow you'd almost have thought that Jessica wasn't who she said she was and executed a plan that would allow her to end everything with Chris right before they were meant to go on their first date. I'm torn between how cruel and sneaky all of this is and how hilarious all of it is as well

Chris's 'oh no!' to being broken up with is just priceless. Jessica just ranted at him about losing her FB account and her reputation and Chris didn't even rush to relax her. Then again, I'm sure this genuinely hurt him. It's tough to find a winner here

 

[Duck and Turn]

"Do you realize? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If Kiwifarms... sees that Q&A... that you put on their damn forum... they could hack my account and we would have to break up?"

 

[Uncouth Twat]

"Do you realize? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If Kiwifarms... sees that Q&A... that you put on their damn forum... they could hack my account and we would have to break up?"

Oh no!

 

[OpenBASED]

I guess the Greene County School Board strikes again?
Sorry, I can't think of anything funny at the moment.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Super_Fucker]

Damn, i hope it isnt over. It was lookimg like it could actually get interesting.

 

[Caz]

The live action Rick and Morty looks like shit.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Damn, i hope it isnt over. It was lookimg like it could actually get interesting.

I doubt it's over. This looks like some slow burn trolling.

 

[Holdek]

the only surprising thing about it is Chris's level of tard rage.

Nah, that wasn’t surprising either tbh.

 

[DuckSucker]

I doubt it's over. This looks like some slow burn trolling.

If it's not over then what she's probably gonna do is "give him one last chance" and schedule another date for weeks and weeks from now, and keep fucking with him until the day before that one, when she'll come up with some devastating thing to happen where she has to break up with him again.