Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

3. What historical analogy is the best the Crisis of the 5th Century, Suez Crisis or the Byzantine Sassanid Wars to describe the retardation of American elites by basically every ideology now.

Suez Crisis: Egypt Iran is seconds away from attacking Israel (trust me bro). UK US runs to the rescue and kills some Muslims. Muslims still clog the canal strait despite bad losses. UK US pulls out under mounting international pressure and Israel calls them pussies for the next 100 years and floods them with jeets as revenge.

That's if the deal is signed.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I hope cuba is less gay than this, good start, garbage middle point and awful ending, i give it a 5/10.

Cuba will be far easier, like Venezuela. You can convince them to give up their retarded reeeesistance ideology for billions in tourism bucks. Its not an Islamic shithole.
Im curious what documents we can shake out from them. Id like more info on the Havana device, modern Chinese and Russian ties they had.

 

[diroama]

It will a real palate cleanser to mooonitor a situation in the Caribbean. A refreshing change of aesthetic.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

It will a real palate cleanser to mooonitor a situation in the Caribbean. A refreshing change of aesthetic.

The Middle East really is just the ugliest part of the world, other than maybe Haiti.

 

[account to mute dumbs]

Trump really gave up all the advantages and allowed Iran to use Hezbollah to dictate conditions to him.

Only have yourselves to blame for not going all out during that limited window you had

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Only have yourselves to blame for not going all out during that limited window you had

Israel wanted to, Trump said no.

how about that Israel prize

 

[Gar For Archer]

I hope cuba is less gay than this, good start, garbage middle point and awful ending, i give it a 5/10.

We haven’t even DONE anything yet and Cuba is already face down ass up on the mattress presenting a bottle of lube. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cuba folds with no direct military action.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Only have yourselves to blame for not going all out during that limited window you had

Israel really did kneecap themselves by continually deferring to Trump for the go-ahead rather than just pulling the trigger.
It wasn't until the past two weeks that they finally decided to just start blasting shit without his permission.
They should have enacted BPPD themselves a day early, before the Pakis could whisper sweet nothings into Trump's ear.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I hope cuba is less gay than this, good start, garbage middle point and awful ending, i give it a 5/10.

Cuba is going to be a quick in-out adventure that will be over before the sun rises. You've seen the videos I've been posting of their military, it's beyond a joke and no one is dying to prevent us from Lassoing the Castro. If the Iranian government can tard wrangle the IRGC( ) then expect Trump to start upping the anti-Cuba rhetoric by the end of the month or just after the 4th. I'm still saying August is when it'll happen but that's looking to be less likely as time goes on.


Israel is turning up the heat.

 

[George Lucas]

We haven’t even DONE anything yet and Cuba is already face down ass up on the mattress presenting a bottle of lube. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cuba folds with no direct military action.

Hey dude I agree with you but we can we think of Cuba as a woman for these analogies? That’s going to be better for my mental well-being.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[Null]

The official WH Xitter retroofed this an hour ago. Am I late? I don't see it here.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Hey dude I agree with you but we can we think of Cuba as a woman for these analogies? That’s going to better for my mental well-being.

I didn’t specify a gender, if you assumed it was gay I think that says more about your own preferences

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

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Sometimes I wonder how much of what he types he actually believes.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

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The official WH Xitter retroofed this an hour ago. Am I late? I don't see it here.

Yes. He immediately contradicted himself.



It went from open NOW to open FRIDAY.

 

[the ol IED]

TRUST THE FUICKJING PLAN!!!!!!!!!

 

[Null]

ok cool I will feature this because it sounds like something has happened but I enjoy that it's very ambiguous what that means. uncertainty and chaos are my vim and vigor

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

“What’s next??”

“…..Cuba.”

0:06

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

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The official WH Xitter retroofed this an hour ago. Am I late? I don't see it here.

After 2000 years peace has finally come to the Middle East. Trump has done what not even Yahweh could.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

From Iranian media:

‏Reports from Iran: "Details of the memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States of America"

‏ According to the details of the memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States of America, as claimed by Pakistan, the focus was on lifting sanctions on Iran.

‏ According to Pakistan, a portion of the frozen Iranian assets valued at $28 billion, between $10 to $14 billion, will be released.

‏ According to a report by the Al-Mehwar news network, a full ceasefire has been announced in all regions and the withdrawal of the Zionist occupiers from southern Lebanon.

‏ The issue of enriched uranium was also mentioned, noting that the uranium and Iranian nuclear facilities will remain in Iran.

‏ According to these details, a $300 billion compensation fund will be established for Iran.

‏ U.S. sanctions imposed on Iran will be lifted.

‏ Based on the details of this memorandum, Iran will take over the management of the Strait of Hormuz and will receive fees at a later time.