Insane conspiracy theories that are fun.

Flat Earth conspiracy is pretty wacky . Big question is what is there to be gained by covering up real shape of Earth. Is world run by secret cabal of globe manufacturers?
The world beyond the Ice Wall is a nightmarish realm of Lovecraftian horrors straining to break free. The more people who know this, the more easily those from beyond can break through. The conspiracy to cover it up is actually benevolent.
 
under the silver lake ass conspiracy

does this all go back to fake shemp, or did they really replace paul mccartney?

When I was a kid my mom told me about the Paul is dead thing and that it was a joke and not real. She was a huge McCartney fan and definitely did not believe in Faul (fake Paul). Back then, because of how records sounded if you spun them backwards, kids would spread rumors that it was the devil talking. Led Zepplin was telling you to kill yourself and the like. The Beatles employed doubles though as it was impossible to control the crowds of screaming girls pissing themselves over the Fab Four.

In the 80s there was Matthew Trippe, who claimed to be fake Nikki Sixx for years while Nikki recovered from a severe car crash injury. He was in a crash and was injured. At least that much is true. It's also possible that Trippe was used in a few public appearances and photoshoots that couldn't be cancelled. But the guy was obsessed with Nikki and had reportedly very good copies of all his tattoos up to Theatre of Pain as well as the famous striped suit. He was admittedly autistic and came off as such. Band manager Doc McGhee allegedly went to his house and threatened him to stop talking about it. McGhee was involved in international drug smuggling and had ties to Noriega. But he ended up with a slap on the wrist instead of 30 years in the slammer. He got away with a fine and community service via the Moscow Music Peace Festival. Guess he had friends in high places. I think the McGhee stuff is much more interesting than Trippe to be honest.

Nikki gets pissed when people bring Trippe up. And Trippe did come off as well, a little off. But there's something a little weird about the whole thing. While I don't believe that Trippe is playing Nikki in the video for Too Young to Fall In Love or wrote several Crue hits, I do legit think it's possible he was used as a stand-in at some point and it went to his head. Or he was just that autistic over the Crue and created a parasocial storyline so he could feel closer to the band. Trippe has mostly been forgotten at this point and he died in 2014.

It's one of the better parasocial obsession stories out there. More people should read about it. https://www.loudersound.com/features/matthew-trippe-nikki-sixx-the-imitation-game

I also forgot about the whole Avril Lavigne thing. People thought she was replaced too.
 
Nikki gets pissed when people bring Trippe up. And Trippe did come off as well, a little off. But there's something a little weird about the whole thing. While I don't believe that Trippe is playing Nikki in the video for Too Young to Fall In Love or wrote several Crue hits, I do legit think it's possible he was used as a stand-in at some point and it went to his head. Or he was just that autistic over the Crue and created a parasocial storyline so he could feel closer to the band. Trippe has mostly been forgotten at this point and he died in 2014.
The late MF Doom had a reputation for hiring replacements to play for him at shows. There's a few videos of this happening when he's playing on stage so i'm not sure how much of it was a cultivated fiction rather than real apocrypha but it fits into his character - his whole rap shtick was essentially a comic book supervillain and the mask was the face of his false, cultivated persona. It makes sense that he would hire goons to perform with it on.

but the thing with doom, is that he wasn't a young guy chasing fame. he was an old guy that had been around the block, with significant criticism of "the game" of performing live and recording music in a studio. i think he was definitely trying to tap into an uncomfortable aspect of live performances that people purposefully ignore. They can, and do, use doppelgangers for things when they can get away with it. Nobody wants to admit it because a lot of people's fandom is based on the fans not knowing it's all kayfabe. Only a truly dastardly villain would stoop so low as to send an imposter to an autograph signing, right? yet... how many times do you think that's happened? lol

This definitely happened with Miley Cyrus.
her contract with disney ran out so she was no longer obligated to keep the hannah montana haircut and image, and considering her father is billy ray cyrus and she was handed out to the disney rape circuit she probably has daddy issues
 
Flat Earth conspiracy is pretty wacky . Big question is what is there to be gained by covering up real shape of Earth. Is world run by secret cabal of globe manufacturers?
IIRC it's about the Bible claiming that the Earth is a disk, and the satanic pedojew world government covering it up to disprove it and erase the Christian faith? Which is strange because I don't remember any Bible verse claiming that, or the entire belief in Christ being the son of God hinging on the shape of the planet.

100%. They also don't want you to reach a guy there beyond the ice wall.
The world beyond the Ice Wall is a nightmarish realm of Lovecraftian horrors straining to break free. The more people who know this, the more easily those from beyond can break through. The conspiracy to cover it up is actually benevolent.
What's beyond the ice wall? More flat planets, with more flat lands.

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IMO very kino. Kinda wishing it was real tbh.
 
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The world beyond the Ice Wall is a nightmarish realm of Lovecraftian horrors straining to break free.
Break "free" ??? If we're inside the ice wall, then we're inside and they're already outside - already free. They might be straining to break in but they're not straining to break free.

Anyway, I don't know if this counts as a conspiracy theory, but I think it's hilarious to believe that Elon Musk is the richest man in the world.
 
Michelle Obama being a man is my absolute favorite. As are any videos or schizo presentations who show you all the "proof" of her Adam's Apple and the person insistently referring to them as Micheal.
 
I've googled quite a few mythological creatures throughout my life and I swear the US got the wackiest ones. Not like "the mothman" or "the dog that is kinda big and mean", but cults meeting inside mountains? Seems to be a very common trope. I guess it's just a schizo offspring of people who believe in the deep state. Why not say they meet in the wild rather than an office at work the public can't access anyway?
This has awoken an ancient childhood memory of reading an extremely long (& extremely skitzo) Above Top Secret thread about some German fairy tale about an immortal King living in some hollowed out mountain located in the Alps, and linking it to an advanced breakaway civilization that has UFOs, colonized Mars & for some reason was the true masterminds behind 9/11.

Old internet, pre-TikTok conspiracies were wacky & fun. Now everything is just "da Jewz???"
 
German fairy tale about an immortal King living in some hollowed out mountain located in the Alps,
Sounds like a weird take on King Arthur, where he leaves Britain by boat to recover from a mortal wound, to return when England is in it's greatest peril. Not saying there may not be a parallel German myth, but that's literally the first thing I thought of.

Now everything is just "da Jewz???"
Yeah, they need to let the rest of us have a turn on the space lazers.
 
The one where humans are too frail and fragile to be from planet earth aside from our smarts to make tools for killing. Humans were cooked up by soft-ass super smart wierdo aliens splicing their own DNA with the silliest of earth's social mammals. We also refer to them as what were angels in ancient texts. We will also never gain the intelligence to be able to leave earth since it has been limited.

Fun, even though those alien niggas would be pretty dumb for not splicing themselves up with super cool dinosaurs.
 
I've googled quite a few mythological creatures throughout my life and I swear the US got the wackiest ones. Not like "the mothman" or "the dog that is kinda big and mean", but cults meeting inside mountains? Seems to be a very common trope. I guess it's just a schizo offspring of people who believe in the deep state. Why not say they meet in the wild rather than an office at work the public can't access anyway?

All things considered I live in the first world, but I genuinely believe they're shittying up the public health sector that it may be privatized, which isn't as common as in the US and thus bordering on conspiracy.
I did a bunch of schizo conspiracy mining for a game project where I was really trying to dig into the DUMB (deep underground military base) concept. Because, like, there's totally enough ACTUAL paper trail to at least get your creative juices flowing, but basically ALL of the conspiracy narratives are outright nonsensical and retarded and just seem to exist to create semantic confusion about the phrase "deep state" as if it was a literal government operating underground

Like the whole dulce base conspiracy AND the cattle mutilation in the 70s was the government making shit up to cover up underground nuclear testing (project gasbuggy) and tissue samples surrupticiously taken from local livestock. also just general run of the mill UFO fearmongering to cover up for aerospace testing in area 51 for the then-contemporary spooky triangles

And yet, there's a giant underground storage facility in springfield missouri that nobody really gives a fuck about despite it being a massive logistics and shipping hub built into the limestone. they literally never stop quarrying that fucking thing out and there's videos of the inside of it and it stretches for LITERAL MILES. The place gets so much traffic it's not something you could stake out. If there's some kind of underground rail network it's certainly connected to it.

The denver airport is pretty obviously connected to some kind of military defense infrastructure underground. They're open about the maintenance tunnels and storage existing but it is kind of bizarre that the largest international airport in the country just has all of this extra space and bloat in an industry famously reliant on low overhead. If there was some kind of bunker system under the rockies, it would be connected to denver international. I mean, the Cheyenne complex is 100 miles away from the denver airport. How unreasonable is it that they built a secret tunnel?

The government built elaborate continuity-of-government bunkers during the cold war that could survive direct nuclear blasts that were put on display after they were decomissioned. I think it's unreasonable to assume they decomissioned them without a viable replacement.

The deep state is real and they're covering it up
 
The world beyond the Ice Wall is a nightmarish realm of Lovecraftian horrors straining to break free.
Sounds like an idea for some adventure or RPG vidya like Final Fantasy. Traveling the dark frozen realm of "Antarctica" that encircles the world... and whatever lies beyond?

Meanwhile, within that wall of ice is the familiar mundane world, but maybe a little different because of how the sun and moon work...
 
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