Imagine A Book Filled with Your Internet Posts - Yes, ALL of them

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Chapter 1: 13-year-old sperg gets banned from Playstation game message boards.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Spoiler

 

[Witlich]

Oh ... oh dear. It would probably be titled something like,

"14-year-old Sperg Tries to Start Fights With Everyone and Whines When Her Ass Gets Hande To Her"

Embarrassing, but true. What frightens me is I seem to have only improved within the last few years.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

"Oh Shit I'm A Lolcow", the novel.

 

[SpessCaptain]

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I saw this and had to make my own.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I would be threadworthy within 2 pages.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I would be threadworthy within 2 pages.

So would I.

12 year old me used to lurk Youtube and the old Nintendo of Europe forums. I used to post so much shit on there, my god. Most of it was in text speak as well.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

It would be a book where literally every page is just smeared with faeces. With personal details hidden underneath.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

All...all of it? From taking the internet too seriously and getting laughed at in AOL chatrooms to the 3edgy5me matricide jokes on dA to weeabooism on Gaia Online to attempting to integrate with furries to 4chan shitposting to fansperging on Tumblr to the Farms and now. And all that porn. The shameful, shameful porn. That kind of all of it?

It would singlehandedly be the thing to reinstate public book-burnings.

This must be what hell is like. The devil, reading your internet history aloud to you while you're hanging over a pot of boiling shit by your own intestines.

 

[XH 502]

All...all of it? From taking the internet too seriously and getting laughed at in AOL chatrooms to the 3edgy5me matricide jokes on dA to weeabooism on Gaia Online to attempting to integrate with furries to 4chan shitposting to fansperging on Tumblr to the Farms and now. And all that porn. The shameful, shameful porn. That kind of all of it?

It would singlehandedly be the thing to reinstate public book-burnings.

This must be what hell is like. The devil, reading your internet history aloud to you while you're hanging over a pot of boiling shit by your own intestines.

Are you secretly @Meowthkip ?

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Are you secretly @Meowthkip ?

Now that's an insult to @Meowthkip and you know it.

 

[XH 502]

Now that's an insult to @Meowthkip and you know it.

Have you ever looked through her Tumblr? She is everything you just described, especially in regards to the shameful, shameful porn.

 

[Meowthkip]

Now that's an insult to @Meowthkip and you know it.

Sadly, it's fairly accurate.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Have you ever looked through her Tumblr? She is everything you just described, especially in regards to the shameful, shameful porn.

Sadly, it's fairly accurate.

I know. I'm a follower.

But I mean, it's still far less embarrassing/spergy than anything I've ever done, is my point.

 

[XH 502]

I know. I'm a follower.

But I mean, it's still far less embarrassing/spergy than anything I've ever done, is my point.

>SpikeyFoxDick.jpeg
>far less embarrassing/spergy than anything I've ever done

Halal when?

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

>SpikeyFoxDick.jpeg
>far less embarrassing/spergy than anything I've ever done

Halal when?

Three words: Alien fish dick. And that's all I'm gonna say.

 

[XH 502]

Three words: Alien fish dick. And that's all I'm gonna say.

But is there another, smaller head inside the penis head? And does the smaller head have teeth?

 

[homewrecker]

I'll skip the first 2 or 4 or 16 chapters to save myself the embarrassment of my child and teen self...

 

[c-no]

I can imagine said book focused on my post as being this:
Chapter 1: A Look at all the stupid shit I posted.
Chapter 2: A Look at all the shit I posted that isn't as shitty.

 

[Meowthkip]

But is there another, smaller head inside the penis head? And does the smaller head have teeth?

It'd fucking better.