Imagine A Book Filled with Your Internet Posts - Yes, ALL of them

[HG 400]

And then everyone in the audience would get a copy.

And I would stand at the door with a trolly pole as they all try to leave and make them pay me full retail price for it anyway.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I want to die.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'm pretty sure that'd be grounds for some kind of intervention.

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

every buddy's book will start off with cringe. you better hope that it doesn't take two volumes to get pass it.

 

[Cosmos]

My parents would want to have a long talk with me.

 

[Ido]

The cringe pains me but then I remember that it would have to include that smut fic I wrote of Katsu and Null and that makes me feel slightly better.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

"... Man, I cared way too much about SpongeBob polls."

 

[Ntwadumela]

Ughhhh..... Damn you Deviantart..

 

[MehicTUH_92]

A convincing argument for suicide

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

May all the world powers collapse to my post history.

 

[darkstar0854]

Let's see, my internet posts include 80% stuff that could pass for autism (for some people), 19% of non-autistic stuff that I forgot about, and 1% 'Fuck Windows XP'.

I would personally buy the entire print run and burn it.

 

[WW 635]

It would be glorious.... Provided that pm's weren't included. That's where shit gets weird.

 

[dunbrine47]

Either they would be awesomely aged lulz or just run of the mill sperging.

 

[Eldritch]

I think my first posts took place on roblox and minecraft forums, so... shit.

 

[AA 102]

I would laugh at my own jokes as my entire family disowns me.

 

[ScrewTheRules]

About 70 unfinished fictionpress.net stories, 7 or 8 unfinished fanfiction.net stories, whatever the fuck I posted on fictioncentral back on the day and never finished...
Plus a whole bunch of absurd rants about absurd shit courtesy of tumblr, which usually peter out towards the end because I got distracted and forgot what I was ranting about. A whole bunch of shitposts that peter out towards the end because I got distracted and forgot what I was shitposting about. This post, which is petering out towards the end because I got distracted and forgot what I was posting about...

Also, a whole bunch of, "I'm going to learn (useful skill, usually a language)" that I never make good on.

 

[Pina Colada]

"Well, it all started back when I first learned what a DeviantART and a YouTube is..."

(God help me if it's still selling by the volumes when I'm dead)

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Quite a few pages of awkward, graphic, teenage AIM cyber sex and internet tough-guying followed by a lot of blank pages then everything here. I didn't really participate in forums and things when I was younger.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I'd think I'd actually like my book and be willing to have it distributed. I have no shame.

 

[XH 502]