I’m naked with a girl - Now what?

[Quantum Diabetes]

You pee in her swimsuit, right?

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Is she also naked?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Here's something to keep your dick hard until a kiwi gives you some useful instructions:
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Mutt's law strikes again

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

What the fuck is wrong with you? You are supposed to make a ding-dong doorbell sound when you push the nipples. The horn honking is for squeezing the whole breast. You've never had sex before, I can tell

I mean, I guess it depends on the honk. If you go for a fog horn like honk, its gotta obviously be a whole squeeze, but if its just a bulb horn then the nipple is sufficient.
If they are sufficiently neighbor like you can even get away with pushing their nipples if you imitate a ceiling bird. After all they don't recognize anything associated with this bird species. Try it out in public! You will be surprised how they will not react at all!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Why are you on KF if you're with your girl?

Have you ever talked to a woman before, you want to do anything but listen to them babble, I usually half-listen while playing the crossword on my phone.

 

[Mass Toe Baiter]

If you want to get her pergant than pee on her leg

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

I thought we made it clear, OP: An inside out penis doesn't make them a girl.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Now you need to get her in bed and then go to sleep to finally lose your virginity, maybe warm up a couple glasses of milk if you're having issues.

It's over someone has freed you.

One last

For the times forgotten

I've been watching you for quite a while now.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Tell her about Nick Rekieta and what makes him a lolcows.