I’m naked with a girl - Now what?

[Quantum Diabetes]

You pee in her swimsuit, right?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Are you trying to get her pregnant, you maniac?!

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Does she know?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Does your girl, assuming she even exists, know about the Farms? If not, try to slowly and subtly ingratiate herself to our views so this doesn't cause a problem later down the line in your relationship.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I'm not a girl.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hurry up my peepee is shrinking

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You're naked, good. That prevents having to wash any blood stains out of your clothes or having to burn them. Now hopefully you have secured a secret spot to dump the body. Think outside the box.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Hurry up my peepee is shrinking

Bring out your fursuit and engage in piss play with her.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Hurry up my peepee is shrinking

Here's something to keep your dick hard until a kiwi gives you some useful instructions:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Here's something to keep your dick hard until a kiwi gives you some useful instructions:
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Oh I forgot the BBC porn! Silly me

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You make your move and engage in h*ndh*lding

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Hurry up my peepee is shrinking

Just think about dead animals, that usually helps

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Just think about dead animals, that usually helps

Instructions unclear dick is now in squirrel

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Congratulations you now have rabies

 

[Dysnomia]

Instructions unclear dick is now in squirrel

I hope you are wearing a condom. Squirrels carry Super AIDS. It's 10x worse than regular AIDS.

 

[DankSmoker]

Now you need to get her in bed and then go to sleep to finally lose your virginity, maybe warm up a couple glasses of milk if you're having issues.

 

[peachlover669]

whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand in it.

 

[Not a bee]

Why are you on KF if you're with your girl?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Push her nipples like a button and make honking sounds. Its a surefire way to get her really hot and bothered, trust me!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Push her nipples like a button and make honking sounds. Its a surefire way to get her really hot and bothered, trust me!

What the fuck is wrong with you? You are supposed to make a ding-dong doorbell sound when you push the nipples. The horn honking is for squeezing the whole breast. You've never had sex before, I can tell