If conscripted, would you go?

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

There was a greentext story about the Vietnam draft dodging, but I’ll cut to the end, only about 3% were ever punished, and then they were freed. Now assuming there is no mass pardoning, your chances are pretty good for simply falling through the cracks.

Edit: I finally found it I was looking in the wrong file folder

 

[SandyCat]

I think I'm finally classified as too old and slightly arthritic to be wanted for military service. They can have the 20 year olds

 

[We Are The Witches]

I would throw that shit in the garbage. I've got more important things to do than die in some pointless war.

Is it supposed to be mandatory?

 

[National Defense Advocate]

There was a greentext story about the Vietnam draft dodging, but I’ll cut to the end, only about 3% were ever punished, and then they were freed. Now assuming there is no mass pardoning, your chances are pretty good for simply falling through the cracks.

For what it's worth, most draftees were sent to Europe anyway.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i misread the title as "if constipated, would you go?" and thats a much better question than this gay shit

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Can’t be conscripted due to legit medical reason but even if I could I would never

 

[SNU]

Probably. But only because I really want to beat someone to death with an entrenching shovel and I don't see another scenario where I could do that and get away with it

 

[Wicky Wicky WoW]

I've seen enough nightmare footage from the Ukraine war. Regardless of political leanings being sent to die either in the sand pit or the Yangtze River must be avoided at all costs. Anything is better than a man made hell on earth.

 

[draggs]

99.99% of people saying they wouldn't go would go when men with guns come to put them in handcuffs and toss them behind bars if they refuse to go - and then after they sit behind bars for a while they go anyway

War with China is about the only war the public would support by a large majority, which kind of fucks resistance to the draft. The draft was accepted for Vietnam until the public soured on the war itself because LBJ and Westmoreland were incompetent at fighting it

 

[Testacles Maximus]

At this point the best I could do to an enemy is die of old age at them.

 

[Troonos]

Yeah, I'd go...

... to a neutral country with no extradition treaty.

I'm not sacrificing my life for the Jews.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Some of you niggas have absolutely no faith in your ability to not die.

have you seen the stuff coming out of Ukraine? there really isnt much you can do to not die beyond simple luck. mind your own business and suddenly a kamikaze drone you didnt even see falls out of the sky on you. hop in the back of an APC and you ride along until you hit an artillery deployed mine and get blown to pieces. try to hide in a tank and an fiber optic FPV drone hits you and blows you to pieces. go out to take a dump and drone spotted 120mm artillery falls on your head. try to go to headquarters and a cruise missile slams into you after some retard posted on reddit.

no thank you, i dont want to go through that.

 

[Hiccup Scream]

it is preferable to die in a cacophony of anguish on my own soil then serve a blighted master.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

If I am able to join the barrier troops, yes

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Bad time for me to consider selling myself to the armed forces.

 

[David Brown]

War with China is about the only war the public would support by a large majority

Until a week later when wal mart shelves are empty...

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I have bad knees okay? And the doctor is my uncle. It's a shame I was deemed unfit. Good luck boys!

 

[Monolith]

Probably. But only because I really want to beat someone to death with an entrenching shovel and I don't see another scenario where I could do that and get away with it

You can always do that to the recruiter.

Anyways, I'd go to war against India. Maybe Canada. Nowhere else.

 

[Jerkedupasshole]

Id just pretend I have a crippling drug problem, its on them to prove I don't have a bad enough problem im capable of quitting.

 

[oldTireWater]

I'm starting to think some of you wouldn't make very reliable team-mates.