🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Interesting convo going on between Thumbscrewball and @DrChristianTroy (Dec 9, 2015):

3- So the X Factor you're looking for is the ability to manipulate underage girls to do what you say and for sex. That's some straight up creeper shit.

3. Hey, that's just how they did things in my day, in my school, where I lived. We never questioned it, never said if [sic] itt [sic] was right or wrong. It just was.

This is Jon's answer. If he ever changes it, remember: this is Jon's answer to accusations of wanting to lure minors into committing sexual acts with him. Do not let this drop.

4- The good doctor calls you grand dragon because you have shown yourself to be quite racist.

4. Oh, please. If it was some white douchebag I dropped a dime on for pimping out his barely-legal girlfriend and got fired from the college, we wouldn't have heard a peep out of that opportunistic jackal.

Entirely out of context, entirely unrelated, completely without event the tiniest shred of evidence that anyone was fired or if any "pimping" was done, wholly circumlocutory of the blatantly bigoted sentiments and drawings that he has submitted to the internet en masse, and pulled out of the exact same smelly, feces-caked orifice that Sweet normally uses to store his phallus-shaped head.

5- How has my story changed? Since day one I've called you an ugly old man who is a racist, probably a pedophile who is a disappointment to his father. You realize the farms isn't some singular entity, right? We're not a giant hive mind who have the exact same feelings and thoughts on subjects. While we may all agree on some things (for example you being an embarrassment to your family) we aren't actually the same person. Maybe it's just your autism not getting it.

5. Shut up with that autism crap. There's nothing wrong with me. And don't flatter yourself. You are pretty much interchangeable over there. Doc Murky can't even decide whether I was paid or not at the Herald or how much. First he insists his "sources" quoted him the princely sum of $35/semester. But later he says I got $40. Then he says some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't. Well, which is it? We were barely paid for our work. That's why getting gifts was so great. The more of your columns that they printed, the more stuff we got. That's how we judged our worth. Now maybe that changed somewhere along the line when they realized how vicious and cutthroat the staffer were getting, but it killed any incentive to write a great column, Why bother, if every writer gets the same dopey giveaway junk like free booze and cheap iPhones. You might as well copypasta a that "Top 10 Things to do at Wal-Mart" e-mail that's making the rounds, grab your complimentary Red Wolves baseball hat from the bin, and call it a day.

A few observations:

1. Once again, Jon is commanding someone to shut up when he has no way of doing so. In other words, as I've asked before: Jon, why don't you make us shut up?

2. Obviously, Jon has a problem with people saying he has autism. It is obviously a very sensitive subject with him, and clearly strikes a nerve when it's brought up. Okay.

JON SWEET IS HOPELESSLY AUTISTIC.

There.

3. "Doc Murky can't even decide whether I was paid or not at the Herald or how much. First he insists his "sources" quoted him the princely sum of $35/semester. But later he says I got $40. Then he says some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't."

It was between $35-40, ya autie. Besides that, @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe didn't "insist" on anything. Whether "some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't" has nothing to do with it. Further, this does nothing to prove that we are a hive mind.

4. "The more of your columns that they printed, the more stuff we got."

Jon goes on a tirade about something utterly unrelated to the matter at hand. Plus, once again, he states that "we" got stuff without providing a single shred of evidence that anyone else got anything. Very much into his own oddly-formed head, this one.

5. Finally, this is the crown. This is the blue ribbon winner here. Allow me to restate part of Doc Troy's original statement again:

DrChristianTroy: Since day one I've called you an ugly old man who is a racist, probably a pedophile who is a disappointment to his father. Maybe it's just your autism not getting it.

Jon's response?

Jon: Shut up with that autism crap.

Hey man, I mean, come on. Calling him a bigot and possible sexual predator with attractions toward children and teens who's dad would be ashamed of him, fine. No problem. But watch it with that autism stuff! That's insulting!

Remember, folks: Never drink while pregnant. Thank you.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

While HSMOF covered a bit here is all of my coorespondence with Sweets

Using your dad as a sex ploy= ambition.

1. It's disrespectful, and I'm asking you nicely not to do it. I made a mistake using my dad's death that way, but what was I supposed to do? Ashleigh promised to come see me twice before, and cancelled at the last minute both times. I needed something to help seal the deal. So I tried a sympathy ploy. I regret it. I should have just let things happen on their own terms and not pushed it. Ambition is bad.

2. I might have learned about her deceit sooner and not spent years chasing a dream. That's how my life would have changed. And my genetics are juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine. I only look sick and old because of all the stress my brother caused me-- which wouldn't have happened if my dad was still here. No Dale, no shop, and more money readily available, which would mean a second chance to go back to ASU and redeem myself.

3. Well, we'll let the courts decide that, won't we?

4. This again? "Them's hates yee-oo! Them's hates yeee-ooo!" Blah, blah, blah, bore, bore, bore.

5. I've already started putting my plan into action, numbnuts. I'll be back at ASU by next fall. If not actually as a student, then taking a fat legal settlement out of their hide, which will be invested in my "college living apartment" project. A tiny little corner of the world where men can be men, people are more understanding and forgiving, and nobody screams at you or wants to kill you for one tiny mistake. A new age of freedom and prosperity for those branded "the seventh-sigma outliers". Those who society has rejected will have a home with me.

Wait they tried to murder him with a trash can? Can someone remind me of this? Shit sounds hilarious.

1. You ever hear of playing one against the other? All I have to do is stir the pot a little, then sit back and let my enemies destroy one another for me. No honor among theirs, after all. And stop trying to make it sound like not being a groomsman at my brother's wedding is some great loss. I never asked to be. We don't really get along since that whole mess with the family business. I agreed to be a guest because the women thought we should try to mend fences because we're family. If it was up to me I'd have cut myself off from the family long ago and moved back to Jonesboro.

2. Obviously they do. They're still making up lies about me. I guess they haven't changed much either. They can't even cite any real instances of corruption I'm guilty of, it's just whining about petty office crap I pulled after almost twenty years. I still want to see them explain how my eating sunflower seeds (not peanuts, as Doc Murky purports) at my desk (not in anyone's ears, that's blah-blah) justifies trying to murder me with a trash can, or staring at a girl's scar too long gives them ample reason to bring in an underage townie girl to get me in trouble.

3. I didn't say it was. I didn't install that DTV Pal box. I didn't trust it from the beginning, I didn't like it, I didn't want it. Not my fault.

4. The people in power at ASU, yes. Those nasty, ageist, sneering elitists have constantly gotten in my way for years.

5. No, the way I live now is the "real" world-- miserable, depressing, lonely, and in constant, unrelenting pain. ASU is "real enough". That's what I have been trying to get back to. I had a lot more on the inside--. the freedom, the joy, a sense of camaraderie. You seem to think it was all an illusion. Maybe so. But at least it was one I controlled.

Because when it comes to college students there's nothing they wouldn't like more than free booze and "cheap iphones."

1. He was arrested and jailed numerous times. He was always released on some technicality or another, came back, and picked up right where he left off, amking trouble. Sure, he's cleaned himself up now, fine, but I had to live with ten years of this nightmare. I begged and begged and begged my family to send me back to ASU to get away from him, and all I got were empty promises and lame excuses. We never seemed to have the money. Sure, there was enough for my mother to throw into her new boyfriend's pipe dream of owning a repair shop, which he abandoned in two months when shit got too real for him, but not for one year of grad school. So of course there's some resentment. Why wouldn't there be? My life would be infinitely better if my family would listen to me for a change.

2. It is here. You're thinking of formal gangs with initiations, jackets, colors, formal rules and codes. 'Round here, they don't much stand on ceremony. Here it's "In my place? Got a white face? We beat 'cha ass." Simple as that.

3. Hey, that's just how they did things in my day, in my school, where I lived. We never questioned it, never said if itt was right or wrong. It just was.

4. Oh, please. If it was some white douchebag I dropped a dime on for pimping out his barely-legal girlfriend and got fired from the college, we wouldn't have heard a peep out of that opportunistic jackal.

5. Shut up with that autism crap. There's nothing wrong with me. And don't flatter yourself. You are pretty much interchangeable over there. Doc Murky can't even decide whether I was paid or not at the Herald or how much. First he insists his "sources" quoted him the princely sum of $35/semester. But later he says I got $40. Then he says some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't. Well, which is it? We were barely paid for our work. That's why getting gifts was so great. The more of your columns that they printed, the more stuff we got. That's how we judged our worth. Now maybe that changed somewhere along the line when they realized how vicious and cutthroat the staffer were getting, but it killed any incentive to write a great column, Why bother, if every writer gets the same dopey giveaway junk like free booze and cheap iPhones. You might as well copypasta a that "Top 10 Things to do at Wal-Mart" e-mail that's making the rounds, grab your complimentary Red Wolves baseball hat from the bin, and call it a day.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oh, so I was right he wasn't a groomsman.
Not even his family wants him.

 

[atomik fyre]

I never asked to be. We don't really get along since that whole mess with the family business. I agreed to be a guest because the women thought we should try to mend fences because we're family. If it was up to me I'd have cut myself off from the family long ago and moved back to Jonesboro.

How... just, how? Jon, you cannot take care of yourself. You cannot seem to hold a job, evidenced by the fact you've only ever had one in your 40 long years on this planet. With out your mother, where would you live? You need your family more than anyone, or else you'll be homeless. Listen to those "women," they're trying to keep you from a life of further ruin once Ma Sweets passes on.

I didn't install that DTV Pal box. I didn't trust it from the beginning, I didn't like it, I didn't want it. Not my fault.

Sorry Sweets, trust or not, you needed something by June '09 or else you wouldn't have had anymore TV to watch. Sorry that Republican controlled Congress of 2005 decided to do this to you. Also the DTVPal seems like it was the worst of the bunch when it came out. Unless you had been reading Consumer Reports or had been paying attention, and knew there was a better digital television adapter out there, all you distrust amounts to nothing. Hey Jon, how about for Christmas you get your mother a better one if you know so much, and you install it, since you are more than capable. This is also a bonus gift to yourself! They still aren't that expensive, go and trade in all those cans you've been picking up for the last few months, you can afford this!


Also, Sweets, I want to know more about how Dale got your brother hooked on drugs! Please! Tell me!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You are pretty much interchangeable over there.

There's nothing wrong with me.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I'll be back at ASU by next fall.

That's it, folks. You heard him. I heard him. Jon said he'll be back at ASU by next fall. If not actually as a student, then taking a fat legal settlement out of their hide, which will be invested in his "college living apartment" project

Clock starts - Now!

Ohohohohohoh, this is gonna be sweet!

All I have to do is stir the pot a little, then sit back and let my enemies destroy one another for me.

Huh? Hm. Stir the pot.... stir the ....

Hey, wasn't there another place that Jon wanted to "stir the pot" in? A website of some sort? A... a forum! Yeah, that's what it was. Jon wanted to stir the pot at a forum. It was called the --- ah, memory's kind of tricky here. Wasn't it called the Quick-E, or the Kwi-kee, or the ... man, it's right on the tip of my keyboard ....

Anyhow, how'd that turn out for him?

I still want to see them explain how my eating sunflower seeds (not peanuts, as Doc Murky purports) at my desk (not in anyone's ears, that's blah-blah) justifies trying to murder me with a trash can, or staring at a girl's scar too long gives them ample reason to bring in an underage townie girl to get me in trouble.

Nine hours ago, from the November 16, 2015 journal.

1. Ashleigh promised to come see me twice before, and cancelled at the last minute both times. I needed something to help seal the deal. So I tried a sympathy ploy. I regret it. I should have just let things happen on their own terms and not pushed it. Ambition is bad.

Nine hours ago, from the Dec 8, 2015 journal.

2. I might have learned about her deceit sooner and not spent years chasing a dream.

Nine hours ago. From the Dec 8, 2015 journal. In the exact same post!

The. Exact. SAME. POST!

 

[Ruin]

It kills me that even on a cesspool of social dysfunction and perversity like DeviantArt Sweets has no friends/followers.

Ambition is bad.

The life of Jonathon Sweets summed up in three words.

 

[wheat pasta]

I'll be back at ASU by next fall.

Do it, you unrepentant autist. Do it, please. It's all we've ever wanted for you.
But please, oh please, outline your scheme for all of us Kiwis so that we can weep bitter tears of defeat. In steps, if at all possible.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'll be back at ASU by next fall

And have the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024, right?

Wait they tried to murder him with a trash can? Can someone remind me of this? Shit sounds hilarious.

Sweet was doing some kind of stand up routine outside of a dorm hall. Andrew Dice Clay jokes or something. Someone threw a trash can from a window above him, undoubtedly not very amused by it. The can missed hitting Sweet, IIRC.

 

[John Titor]

It's the final countdown!

 

[AJMLurker]

Thanks @DrChristianTroy for engaging Sweet on dA. This thread was getting slow until you started posting on his blog daily. Now we get Sweetness material on the daily. Oh boy, it's gonna be a sweet Christmas for the Farms.

Ashleigh promised to come see me twice before, and cancelled at the last minute both times.

Hey, hey, hey! Jonny, haven't you heard the news? We no longer believe your goofy story about "Ashleigh". We now believe your retarded ass was getting trolled by some bored teenage boy, making a half-assed effort to sound like a girl.

Well, me and @Adamska do at least.

I needed something to help seal the deal

Good God man! Are you aware that nobody is ever going to have sex with you? Yes, ambition is bad when you're an ugly delusional autistic manchild such as yourself.

And my genetics are juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

I believe whenever you say "juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine" not even your own dumbass believes what you're saying. You resort to that line when we got your bitch boy ass on the edge. Believe it or not Jonny, there would be girls willing to overlook your looks, but you're an egotistical douche who can't shut the fuck up with his autistic nonsense.

Blah, blah, blah, bore, bore, bore.

Yes Jon, at this point, you're a boring broken record. How many times do we need to own you before you submit and accept you're a complete failure in life?

I've already started putting my plan into action, numbnuts.

Ok dipshit, please provide a detailed step-by-step account of this plan of yours. I really want to know what you have planned Jon. What could an autistic manchild such as yourself possibly do to get himself back into ASU by next fall? Also don't disappoint @ToroidalBoat. They're expecting your Teapot Domer party to be set up and the world set back to half-past 1997 by 2024. I'm also looking forward to that.

Also, did you buy that pike yet for your mom's your backyard? You need something to put Dr. Merk's and Troy's heads on.

A tiny little corner of the world where men can be men

Jon, you're anything but a man so it is impossible for you to be a man. Anywhere. Doesn't matter if you're confined to the Mold Kingdom or if you're at ASU disturbing the shit out of everyone. Also real men don't become a lolcow on an autism forum like Kiwi Farms.

people are more understanding and forgiving

Nobody is understanding or forgiving of you bro. The only place that came close to being forgiving of your behavior was AJM STUDIOS. As for them understanding you, I doubt they actually understood any of your autism rants about ASU, ObamaCable, liberals, darkies and whatever nonsense of the day you were spewing. I sure as hell didn't and only started understanding once the Farms shed light on your goofiness.

and nobody screams at you or wants to kill you for one tiny mistake

Most people don't want to scream at or kill you because you're retarded. It's not acceptable to pick on the retarded guy, but since you're so fucking annoying and egotistic, people get tired of your shit.

You ever hear of playing one against the other? All I have to do is stir the pot a little, then sit back and let my enemies destroy one another for me.

How's that going Jon? Let me check with the Kiwis.

HEY GAIZ! ARE WE DESTROYING OURSELVES YET?

a groomsman at my brother's wedding is some great loss. I never asked to be. We don't really get along since that whole mess with the family business.

Not for you since you're an autistic manchild with delusions of grandeur. Even if you asked, your brother would've said "Fuck no". No, you two don't get along because you're an obnoxious retard and your brother is ashamed of you.

I agreed to be a guest because the women thought we should try to mend fences because we're family.

Always trying to play yourself up as being more important than you actually are, eh Jonny? More like the women made you go because they were thinking "Oh shit, we can't leave this retard at home by himself. He might set the house on fire".

If it was up to me I'd have cut myself off from the family long ago and moved back to Jonesboro.

If it was up to your family, you would be locked up in a psych ward. They obviously don't have the funds to send you away. Pity.

Obviously they do. They're still making up lies about me.

How 'bout dem delusions of grandeur bro?

I still want to see them explain how my eating sunflower seeds (not peanuts, as Doc Murky purports) at my desk (not in anyone's ears, that's blah-blah)

Oh wow. You sure showed Dr. Mer, wait, Doc Murky. I bet he's deleting his Farms account right now out of shame. Sweet Bro has finally taken down the Doc. Guess we better submit to Sweetness before he destroys us all.

trying to murder me with a trash can

Dude, somebody got tired of your retarded behavior and decided to chuck a trashcan at you. It happens. You are very annoying, you know that, right?

or staring at a girl's scar too long gives them ample reason to bring in an underage townie girl to get me in trouble

1. People DON'T like being stared at, especially by a creepy ugly manchild such as yourself.
2. I doubt an underage "townie" girl was brought in to get you in trouble. You just misinterpreted shit as usual. Like I said earlier, you were probably trolled by some bored teenage boys who wanted to fuck with the head of the ASU assclown.

Not my fault.

Everything is your fault Jon.

The people in power at ASU, yes. Those nasty, ageist, sneering elitists have constantly gotten in my way for years.

All they did was expel the annoying retard of ASU that had been getting under their skin for years. They don't care about you anymore.

I begged and begged and begged my family to send me back to ASU to get away from him, and all I got were empty promises and lame excuses.

Because you're a delusional nutcase. All people can do is give you empty promises and lame excuses. When people actually try to help you and offer you legit advice, you blow them off like the retarded idiot you are.

her new boyfriend's pipe dream of owning a repair shop, which he abandoned in two months when shit got too real for him

Real talk, I bet Dale abandoned your mom because he was not ready to deal with a retarded step-son. Honestly, I see you being the cause behind why Dale skipped town. He didn't want to deal you.

Wasn't right of him to abandon your mom, but you're a painfully annoying sperg Jon.

It is here. You're thinking of formal gangs with initiations, jackets, colors, formal rules and codes. 'Round here, they don't much stand on ceremony. Here it's "In my place? Got a white face? We beat 'cha ass." Simple as that.

Ever consider investing in a scarenigger Jon?

Guaranteed to keep dem darkies away. Boy, you can't imagine the psychological scarring looking up that image inflicted on me.

Hey, that's just how they did things in my day, in my school, where I lived. We never questioned it, never said if itt was right or wrong. It just was.

I love how when Jon has no argument, he resorts to this spiel.

Shut up with that autism crap.

No, because you most likely have autism. We just need a medical professional to verify it by giving you a diagnosis. I could see you being a mild schizophrenic too. Would explain all the delusions you believe about yourself and the world.

There's nothing wrong with me.

You are pretty much interchangeable over there.

Oh no, the retarded manchild who can't tell people apart is saying we're interchangeable. My feels are so hurt.

Doc Murky can't even decide whether I was paid or not at the Herald or how much. First he insists his "sources" quoted him the princely sum of $35/semester. But later he says I got $40. Then he says some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't. Well, which is it?

Once again, you "totally owned" the Doc here. I can only imagine the horror on his face right now.

Seriously, what a shit point to use to "discredit" the Doc. Oh noes, Dr. Merk was once off by five dollars. After that, you proceed to make no sense. You mention how the Doc said you got $40 a semester. Then you mention that the Doc also said not every college paper pays. Uh, what? That's not how you discredit someone's credibility you autist. Jon, you're getting confused over the Doc's words because of your autism. Calm down bro.

That's why getting gifts was so great.

Aw yes, the "gifts". Yep, you got some stupid poster and pennies. Totally great "gifts" Sweetums.

junk like free booze

Actually people in college like getting free booze.

Well Jon, that's all I got for today.

 

[Shadow Fox]

The can missed hitting Sweet, IIRC.

Even trash wants nothing to do with Jonathan Sweet.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Actually people in college like getting free booze.

Is there some world in which people (who drink alcohol at all) do not like getting me -- er, I mean getting, of course I do -- free booze?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Jon, you're never going back to ASU. You're banned. There was no conspiracy to kick you out. Your documented sociopathic behavior got you kicked out. You have no grounds for a lawsuit, and even if you did, I'm sure the statute of limitations ran out years ago. And what exactly would you sue over? Having the rules enforced on you? How are you going to pay for a lawyer? All you have are some vague accusations, no lawyer will take the case on contingency. You're not going back next fall or ever. Give it up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also don't disappoint @ToroidalBoat.

I've already learned not to expect Sweet to do that. After all, he said change and ambition are "bad."

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

IQ of 87 wrote:

Then he says some papers pay around $40/semester and some don't. Well, which is it?

Some people are tall; some people are short.

Sweet's response: "Well, which is it?"

He's becoming dumber before our eyes. He actually thinks that his astonishingly stupid response is a logical argument, rather than the irrelevant ravings of an Epsilon-Minus Semi-Moron.

As to whether Sweet got $35 or $40 for an entire semester of "working" as the office spaztard at The Herald, well, it was almost 20 years ago. One person says it was around $35 and another says it was around $40. Sweet probably still has the stub from the only paycheck (for about 35 cents an hour) he's ever received in his life, so he could answer the question for us easily enough. But he probably won't, just as he refuses to tell us the outcome of his other court appearances and just as he won't tell us what mental illness he was diagnosed with in order to qualify for his .

As for Sweet's violent insistence that he doesn't have autism, well, remember when he used to vehemently deny that he was on welfare? Remember when he claimed that his mom lived with him? Remember when he claimed to have a degree in psychology? Remember when he claimed to live in the Missouri Bootheel "with his family"? Remember when he claimed to be in discussion with a Hollywood producer over the screen rights to one of his howlingly inept self-published crimes against the English language? Of course we remember. But he doesn't.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I fully support Sweet suing ASU.
I strongly suggest he use his mom's house as collateral to hire a lawyer.

 

[AJMLurker]

Anyone else find it funny that Sweet could be easily taken advantage by a ween if they claimed to have sources at ASU and told some "stories" about him there? Sharing stories about Sweet's behavior during college makes him very mad as his obsession with Dr. Merk shows. The tardrage has been real.

Don't talk about Jonny's misadventures at college or he'll getcha. Also @ASU is Dr. Merk's alt according to him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Anyone else find it funny that Sweet could be easily taken advantage by a ween if they claimed to have sources at ASU and told some "stories" about him there? Sharing stories about Sweet's behavior during college makes him very mad as his obsession with Dr. Merk shows. The tardrage has been real.

Don't talk about Jonny's misadventures at college or he'll getcha. Also @ASU is Dr. Merk's alt according to him.

A ween could also have a lot of fun at Sweet's expense if he or she claimed to have information on the people on Sweet's lengthy enemies list. Or claimed to know Ashleigh. Or claimed to BE Ashleigh. Just sayin'.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Don't talk about Jonny's misadventures at college or he'll getcha. Also @ASU is Dr. Merk's alt according to him.

He's acting more and more like Shaner, with whom he already shared quite a few very disturbing characteristics.

ThumbHead wrote

I get yelled at and called "Grand Dragon" by Doc Murky because I contacted my heretofore unseen phantom roommate's superiors and asked them where I might find him to discuss the matter, and he got fired/shuffled off to another department because of it. It wasn't even a racial thing. I never even knew he was black.

What am I missing here? Sweet seems to be flat-out stating that he never knew that his former roommate was black. But Sweet has -- as usual -- identified his former roommate. We have located him on Facebook. He is black. We even know his name and where he works. How can we know that the person he identifies as his former roommate is black, while Sweet "never even knew he was black"? Was the lighting that bad in Sweet's dorm room?

And I call Sweet a Grand Dragon as a joke. We all know he's actually an Imperial Wizard.