🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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A common trait I see among lolcows is the belief in a group that actively conspires to make their lives miserable (and not, you know, their own crappy choices). For example, trolls/PVCC/Greene County (CWC), Colebrookdale Railroad (Shaner), and "GamerGate cis tech dudes" (ADF).

And of course, liberals/progressives having far more power than they do IRL -- down to blocking TV channels at someone's house in a small town in Arkansas most people probably don't even know exists.
 
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A common trait I see among lolcows is the belief in a group that actively conspires to make their lives miserable (and not, you know, their own crappy choices). For example, trolls/PVCC/Greene County (CWC), Colebrookdale Railroad (Shaner), and "GamerGate cis tech dudes" (ADF).

And of course, liberals/progressives having far more power than they do IRL -- down to blocking TV channels at someone's house in a small town in Arkansas most people probably don't even know exists.
I guess they have to have someone to blame for their trainwrecks, or else they'd be forced to admit what they've been doing for years/decades was actually all their own fault. And that would most likely make them implode/spontaneously combust..
 
Ya know, sometimes I get concerned about what Sweet might do to people. He's an obsessed, paranoid sociopath with a history of harassment and attempts of violence.

But then I remember he can't even figure out how to work his TV or find his way out of a hospital.
 
Ya know, sometimes I get concerned about what Sweet might do to people. He's an obsessed, paranoid sociopath with a history of harassment and attempts of violence.

But then I remember he can't even figure out how to work his TV or find his way out of a hospital.
Jon seems to be good at one thing only and that is memorizing material and parroting it. The crazy psycho can remember shit for a minute which is why I can feel for my fellow AJMers refusing to be honest with him. If the whole community turned on him, Jon would never let them live it down and be bitching about AJM STUDIOS in his rants for the remainder of his pathetic life.

Jonny claims he's not racist and that's only because his childish mind is able to make the connection that racism is generally not accepted in today's society. Of course, his true colors come out when he's dealing with one of his "enemies". IIRC, in @Le Bateleur's archives, I saw an AJM post of Jon's where he is praising Israel in the debate area. Obviously the only reason he's doing so is because Rush Limbaugh told him too. If a Jewish Kiwi were to sodomize this stupid motherfucker to a point where he becomes uber butthurt, you can bet everything you own that Jonny would be making holocaust cracks against them and remarks about how they need to watch their back around Germans. Also, he would probably make some nice little threats about how he would take over "their corporations" after decapitating them with his 8-inch bone knife.

AJM, the admin of AJM STUDIOS, is Asian so if he turned on Sweetness, Sweet would have no problem busting out the Asian stereotypes. Probably would "roast" AJM for being a "chink" that "watches too much anime" and should be "sent back to Japan to be nuked". We already saw how he had no problem dubbing @Treenbeen as a prostitute when she told him about how some drunken idiot tried to rape her.

Jon is a perfect example of an unthinking piece of clay that can be sculpted into whatever. He can only say the shit that others tell him to say. That's why he got epically trolled in college. People put on the most half-assed facade of kindness and he fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. If Jonny wasn't a 40 year old manbaby already deeply rooted in his beliefs, we here at Kiwi Farms could easily mold him into whatever the hell we wanted him to be.

Really makes you wonder what the fuck happened to Jonny while he was developing in his mother's womb. He's like not fully retarded, but barely functional.
 
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P.s when he says '8 inch bone knife' does he mean a knife made of bone or is he rembering 'boning knife' wrong, because Sweet is an idiot and I doubt he'd know the difference or why neither is particularly intimidating.
 
Yep, Sweet being Sweet, he's stupidly saying boning knife incorrectly. Of course, "8-inch bone knife" will forever be in the Sweetian lexicon. A glorious piece of Sweetory.
I just thought that perhaps he was trying to be both a braggart and making an innuendo, but then I remembered that's probably beyond his faculties..
 
I just thought that perhaps he was trying to be both a braggart and making an innuendo, but then I remembered that's probably beyond his faculties..
Believe it or not, but Sweetness is actually fully capable of innuendo. It's not particularly witty innuendo, but it's innuendo nonetheless. Sweet, fiending for pussy like the virgin he is, would constantly make posts with innuendo on AJM STUDIOS. He was always making dirty remarks in some sort vain hope that one of the AJM girls would take a hint and hit him up over PM to cyber with him or some shit. Either way, once you stop pretending to be his friend, you really realize how simple-minded the guy is. His shit is so basic. It's like everyone around Sweet is lvl 99 and he's lvl 1, but he can't make the realization that he's a n00b. He's an autistic trying to pass himself off as an intellectual and, oh, the "bad boy of college journalism".

Hey Sweet, you know most people don't give a shit about the college newspaper, right? You would have no fans on the basis that nobody would be even paying attention to the paper itself. Students only join the college paper because they're interested in becoming a journalist in the future so they take it as an extracurricular activity for experience. They don't join the paper to become a celebrity on campus. Only an autist believes that they'll become a celebrity by joining the college paper and boy, did you make a fool out of yourself Sweet Bro. You've been wasting your life trying to get back on The Herald.
 
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Believe it or not, but Sweetness is actually fully capable of innuendo. It's not particularly witty innuendo, but it's innuendo nonetheless. Sweet, fiending for pussy like the virgin he is, would constantly make posts with innuendo on AJM STUDIOS. He was always making dirty remarks in some sort vain hope that one of the AJM girls would take a hint and hit him up over PM to cyber with him or some shit. Either way, once you stop pretending to be his friend, you really realize how simple-minded the guy is. His shit is so basic. It's like everyone around Sweet is lvl 99 and he's lvl 1, but he can't make the realization that he's a n00b. He's an autistic trying to pass himself off as an intellectual and, oh, the "bad boy of college journalism".

Hey Sweet, you know most people don't give a shit about the college newspaper, right? You would have no fans on the basis that nobody would be even paying attention to the paper itself. Students only join the college paper because they're interested in becoming a journalist in the future so they take it as an extracurricular activity for experience. They only let you on the paper because they took pity on you.

"Bad boy of college journalism?" That's like bragging about being an "edgy" artist back in primary school/kindergarten when you try to get an exhibition going..
 
Sweet would have no problem busting out the Asian stereotypes.
IIRC, Sweet has already claimed that Japanese girls are all quiet, feminine, and well-mannered (when he said a culture that fascinates him is Asian cultures culture), leading me to believe he probably believes in a stereotypical white male stereotype of Asian women being all "quiet submissive waifus." (source: archived posts from AJM)

Or being on the honor roll in high school.
Sweet has bragged about some inconsequential (in the real world) academic achievements at ASU, in addition to the Herald.
 
Sweet has already claimed that Japanese girls are all quiet, feminine, and well-mannered (when he said a culture that fascinates him is Asian cultures culture), leading me to believe he probably believes in a stereotypical white male stereotype of Asian women being all "quiet submissive waifus."


Sweet has bragged about some inconsequential (in the real world) academic achievements at ASU, in addition to the Herald.
Yeah, I see that being the case. He probably sees Japanese women as essentially sex slaves and Jon is all about his women being submissive. That's the only way he's gonna get his china without his prize escaping.

Also can't forget Jon thought "Tin Boo Tee" was an authentic Japanese name. If he did some research for once in his life, he would realize there is a vast obvious different between Japanese names and Chinese/Korean names. Not to say Chinese and Korean names are exactly the same, but their languages are very similar if I'm correct. Japanese is very distinct from Chinese and Korean.
 
Yeah, I see that being the case. He probably sees Japanese women as essentially sex slaves and Jon is all about his women being submissive. That's the only way he's gonna get his china without his prize escaping.

Also can't forget Jon thought "Tin Boo Tee" was an authentic Japanese name. If he did some research for once in his life, he would realize there is a vast obvious different between Japanese names and Chinese/Korean names. Not to say Chinese and Korean names are exactly the same, but their languages are very similar if I'm correct. Japanese is very distinct from Chinese and Korean.
Yeah, while there are definite similarities between the asiatic languages, that would be like assuming that German is somehow the same as French, because they're both European countries.
Sweet obviously hasn't run into any of the asian girls I've known then- sassy as hell and very headstrong.
 
Actually, Korean is fairly distinct from Chinese, too. I think at some point there was speculation that Korean might be related to Japanese because certain grammatical structures are similar, and they share several similar distinct phonemes, but I think that theory has been dismissed; lexically there's almost no overlap, AFAIK.

But Korean, Japanese, and Chinese are basically as related to each other as English or Arabic is to them; that is, basically not at all.

Not that Sweet knows anything about any East Asian language. His grasp of his native language is.... lacking, so it's not surprising.
 
Actually, Korean is fairly distinct from Chinese, too. I think at some point there was speculation that Korean might be related to Japanese because certain grammatical structures are similar, and they share several similar distinct phonemes, but I think that theory has been dismissed; lexically there's almost no overlap, AFAIK.

But Korean, Japanese, and Chinese are basically as related to each other as English or Arabic is to them; that is, basically not at all.
Yep, I'm kicking myself right now for what I said in my last post. It was very stupidly worded on my part too, implying that there was no difference between Chinese and Korean. My knowledge in the East Asian languages is lacking for the most part so I'll shut up.

Not that Sweet knows anything about any East Asian language. His grasp of his native language is.... lacking, so it's not surprising.
It really is funny how weak Sweet's grasp on English is. Especially how he constantly misuse phrases all the time. So much for getting his money's worth out of college. Gets an English degree and the guy not even that good of a writer. Guess he wouldn't be having trouble if he had that geek at ASU to edit his material.
 
His grasp of his native language is.... lacking, so it's not surprising.
Back in that old post I spoke of, Sweet implied there was only one Asian language -- he said he liked the food, culture, and language.

Also can't forget Jon thought "Tin Boo Tee" was an authentic Japanese name.
Oh yeah, I still remember that. Sweet was trying to argue with me that it was a legit Japanese name because someone at ASU who wasn't from Japan had a similar-sounding name. Sweet also claimed I was "ignorant."

I also remember that at one point, Sweet claimed his ideal girl would have a child-like mind.
 
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