🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I have to say I'm glad in a way for Sweet Bro's technical backwardness. Imagine if someone told him how to use cam sites? With his history of falling for vanity publishing and work-from-home scams, those girls would clean him out in a day or two.
 
Le Bateleur dijo:
I have to say I'm glad in a way for Sweet Bro's technical backwardness. Imagine if someone told him how to use cam sites? With his history of falling for vanity publishing and work-from-home scams, those girls would clean him out in a day or two.
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If Sweet's mom gave him five dollars and let him walk to the corner store unsupervised, he'd come back a day later, completely broke, carrying a $3 bag of magic beans with a $5 price tag.
 
Le Bateleur dijo:
I have to say I'm glad in a way for Sweet Bro's technical backwardness. Imagine if someone told him how to use cam sites? With his history of falling for vanity publishing and work-from-home scams, those girls would clean him out in a day or two.
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Oh god. That would be hilarious and sad at the same time. He'd be convinced that a random camgirl whose room he wandered into was his girlfriend, he'd give her what little money he had, she'd promptly ignore him once he was broke, he'd get pissed and start stalking her, and we'd hear all about it on his DA page.
 
DrJonesHat dijo:
Oh god. That would be hilarious and sad at the same time. He'd be convinced that a random camgirl whose room he wandered into was his girlfriend, he'd give her what little money he had, she'd promptly ignore him once he was broke, he'd get pissed and start stalking her, and we'd hear all about it on his DA page.
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And that is why his mother pilots his :tugboat:
 
No, because didn't we work out from the EXIF data on the latest set of pictures that he was taking those with a primitive cell phone notorious for saving photos as JPEGs?
 
John Titor dijo:
According to deviantart, he photographed using this camera phone.
samsung-sph-m575-full-3.jpg
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I used to have that phone. I replaced it last year.
 
Sweet struggles to use a cellphone. He admitted as much somewhere in the AJM shoutbox logs. Can't find it right now, but it's there.

He uses the Samsung slide-phone as a camera, but I'm really not sure if he does anything more with it. Also, note that it's a featurephone with a QWERTY keyboard; it's a long way from there to even a basic touchscreen smartphone.

Given his general tech failure, I'm curious about how he came to put together his hideous website. It's ugly, clunky and full of pointless animated effects, but it also has a lot of pages. Did he use some kind of drag-and-drop site builder or CMS? Did someone help him out with it? Or was he at some point more driven/less mentally stunted and actually figured out rudimentary HTML?
 
Le Bateleur dijo:
Given his general tech failure, I'm curious about how he came to put together his hideous website. It's ugly, clunky and full of pointless animated effects, but it also has a lot of pages. Did he use some kind of drag-and-drop site builder or CMS? Did someone help him out with it? Or was he at some point more driven/less mentally stunted and actually figured out rudimentary HTML?
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webs.com comes with a page builder and templates according to their front page. I never used their service but somehow he manages to keep it at 800x600 while still supporting Macromedia Flash (again, lol).
 
John Titor dijo:
webs.com comes with a page builder and templates according to their front page. I never used their service but somehow he manages to keep it at 800x600 while still supporting Macromedia Flash (again, lol).
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Thanks! I never thought of looking into Webs - but now that I have, I spotted a few choice items in their ToS that Sweet Bro is almost certainly violating with his attack pages, his incompetent doxing, and his "click to call Ashlaaay" button...

8. Content/Activity Prohibited
The following is a partial list of the kind of Content and activity that is prohibited on any Website and through the use of the Services. Webs reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to reject, refuse to post or remove any posting (including private messages) by you, or to restrict, suspend, or terminate your access to all or any part of the Services at any time, with or without prior notice, and without liability if we believe you are in violation of this provision. Webs further reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in our sole discretion, violates this provision, including without limitation, reporting it to, and cooperating fully with, law enforcement authorities. Prohibited Content and activity includes, but is not limited to, Content or activity that in the sole discretion of Webs:

  • may constitute or contribute to a crime or tort;
  • is illegal, misleading, harmful, malicious, hateful, threatening, bullying, harassing, discriminatory, invasive of personal privacy or publicity rights, humiliating to other people (publicly or otherwise), libelous, pornographic, or that contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence;
  • communicates any information or content that you do not have a right to make available under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships, or otherwise infringes or violates someone else's rights


Reporting link, if you're so inclined: http://www.webs.com/report-abuse
 
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Le Bateleur dijo:
Thanks! I never thought of looking into Webs - but now that I have, I spotted a few choice items in their ToS that Sweet Bro is almost certainly violating with his attack pages, his incompetent doxing, and his "click to call Ashlaaay" button...

8. Content/Activity Prohibited
The following is a partial list of the kind of Content and activity that is prohibited on any Website and through the use of the Services. Webs reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to reject, refuse to post or remove any posting (including private messages) by you, or to restrict, suspend, or terminate your access to all or any part of the Services at any time, with or without prior notice, and without liability if we believe you are in violation of this provision. Webs further reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in our sole discretion, violates this provision, including without limitation, reporting it to, and cooperating fully with, law enforcement authorities. Prohibited Content and activity includes, but is not limited to, Content or activity that in the sole discretion of Webs:

  • may constitute or contribute to a crime or tort;
  • is illegal, misleading, harmful, malicious, hateful, threatening, bullying, harassing, discriminatory, invasive of personal privacy or publicity rights, humiliating to other people (publicly or otherwise), libelous, pornographic, or that contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence;
  • communicates any information or content that you do not have a right to make available under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships, or otherwise infringes or violates someone else's rights
Reporting link, if you're so inclined: http://www.webs.com/report-abuse
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Oooh, nice! I'm feeling kinda civic minded, know what I mean?
 
DrJonesHat dijo:
Isn't the reason he hates cell phones[...]
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Sweet probably doesn't like mobiles for the chinaphone because he's used to it working over a landline, and he can't conceive of it working over mobile because of the same kind of rigid thinking that has him fixated on ASU. This is a guy who apparently wanted to live in the EXACT SAME DORM ROOM he lived in while at college... until it was demolished (per Holdek).

John Titor dijo:
800x600
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I'm guessing that's the normal resolution setting of the Windows 98 computer at the Sweet house. Back in half-past 1997, 800x600 was considered by most to be pretty good. [something about Sweet not being informed that standards have changed]

trombonista dijo:
I used to have that phone.
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Does that phone have settings for light levels? The photos Sweet takes with that model always look like he has it set for outdoor light while using it indoors. Although it's possible that the Sweet house is just too badly lit for even an average phone camera due to the walls being darker colors instead of white and/or blocked windows the government taking away the Sweet family's incandescent bulbs.
 
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Le Bateleur dijo:
Given his general tech failure, I'm curious about how he came to put together his hideous website. It's ugly, clunky and full of pointless animated effects, but it also has a lot of pages. Did he use some kind of drag-and-drop site builder or CMS? Did someone help him out with it? Or was he at some point more driven/less mentally stunted and actually figured out rudimentary HTML?
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I always assumed he made that website when he was in college for a class and clung to it ever since. I really am curious though, since that has been the most tech-savvy thing he has ever done.
 
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