🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Holdek]

as he pictures... fuck it, I don't care what he pictures.

It's certainly scatological.

 

[Adamska]

1. It's a typo. I fixed it. Now leave me alone about it.

lol wrong that's a syntax error bro. Didn't your fancy ass space college teach you about how English language works, or were you too busy masturbating to children's shows to notice?

2. It depends on what your definition of "is" is. Isn't that what your progressive god and savior Bill Clinton taught us?

lol on you thinking Clinton is the icon of the left. Hell, his VP and fucking wife overshadow him now. Besides the liberal satan is Obeme, or more seriously FDR or Kennedy depending on who you ask.

3. I live near Memphis, where this is pretty much common.

(Citation Needed)

Now maybe you live in a nicer neighborhood with nice little hometown pubs and clean social watering holes and, but what I describe is pretty much all they have to offer-- sleazy strip clubs and violent redneck dives where you can count on fights breaking out every weekend. You know, real.

Hence why there are things as other options: like coffee shops, bowling alleys, the movies, the zoo, park during the day, restaurants, malls, and so on. Your attempt to make a false dilemma is duly noted though, as shown by what I labeled you here.

4. It's how things worked before.

I like how even after you learned and acknowledged that Ashlaaay was a troll you still cling onto this retarded idea since it was the closest you ever got to scoring. What a weenie.

I want to see them work this way again.

You'll die with none of your delusions fulfilled, alone and unloved as a kissless virgin in a hovel in the bootheel region.

That's why I want to return to ASU: to study their business model

It's right here dumbass:

Instructional, scholarly, and creative activities serve as the basis for developing professional careers and outreach that extend to national and international levels. The College is committed to enriching lives through educational and presentational experiences that will continue the development of knowledgeable and skilled artists, arts educators, and scholars and enhance the appreciation of the arts throughout the served community.

Their business plan was to actually make it so you actually had and used the skills you were supposed to learn in class to have a job. You were just too fucking busy pissing down the sink/in jars while sperging about cartoons and acting like a jackass to notice.

find that elusive x factor that keeps these young townie women in sway

Oh, X = @Null , or zero. As in it there is nothing there you delusional entitled virgin with rage.

and reproduce these results on the outside.

 

[Holdek]

Their shoulders probably brushed against one another as they went opposite directions in the hall by the broom closet.

And then he came in his pants and shit himself. Wait, no, reverse that.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Pretty funny that Sweet thinks that you can't pee in the sink and in jars. Bragging about doing the former doesn't -- as he imagines -- disprove that he also did the latter. RAs at ASU still talk about the crazy guy who left a jar of piss in his dorm room after he got expelled. He remains a legend on campus.

Other places and occasions where Sweet doesn't have to "drain his lizard" into a jar:

(1) On long car trips. There's a floorboard right there.

(2) In church. There's a baptismal font right there.

(3) During a fight. His leg is right there.

There's Something Very Wrong With Me wrote:

"I don't have to do anything to your, [sic] or Doc Murky. With the crap he's been saying, do you think my old "friends" at The Herald wouldn't [sic] think twice about retaliation? These are hardcore ghetto gutter journalists, buddy. They won't have someone quoting what they likely thought were private conversations on a public message board, giving away the store and practically naming names despite a pretense at [sic] anonymity. They wouldn't hesitate to hunt him down, drag him off into the woods, and string him up from the highest tree."
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So, first he claims that I have no sources and that everything I report is a lie, but he is nonetheless going to torture me to death with his famous bone knife to get me to name my nonexistent sources. Now, everything I relay is God's own truth and so darkly secret that the people Sweet has been stalking, harassing and threatening for almost 20 years are going to kill me for revealing it. Do I have that right?

Do you have where this quote comes from? I may just be lazy but I couldn't find it.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Do you have where this quote comes from? I may just be lazy but I couldn't find it.

Well hell, now I can't find it either. I wonder if Sweet if taking stuff down. I'm pretty sure this was from the "Big White S" entry, in which he seems to have edited most of his posts. The entire tirade about blacks who can attack in seconds seems to be gone, too, along with all of the bone knife, decapitation, heads on pikes routine.

Maybe @John Titor can help out. He quotes the same passage in the message below.

I broke the safari rule and got a response asking him to show us evidence that we wanted to hack up those thugs.

Edit: Thanks, @John Titor, I keep forgetting that some of the longer rants are in image comments, not journal comments.

 

[John Titor]

Well hell, now I can't find it either. I wonder if Sweet if taking stuff down. I'm pretty sure this was from the "Big White S" entry, in which he seems to have edited most of his posts. The entire tirade about blacks who can attack in seconds seems to be gone, too, along with all of the bone knife, decapitation, heads on pikes routine.

Maybe @John Titor can help out. He quotes the same passage in the message below.

I followed a trail via @DrChristianTroy 's latest posts and it was the one with his dog.
https://archive.is/UWXx9

We got to remember to archive these.

EDIT: Wait, you were looking for the ghetto journalists line. Let me look further.

EDIT2: It's the Freddy Kreuger cosplay. https://archive.is/97Unt

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Man, I know that Jon's mind has all the intellectual capacity of a glass of stale cheese, but let me get this straight:

He equates sneaking off with a girl for his "first kiss" in a broom closet (no reason to believe that happened in the slightest) and phone sex with actual coitus. Got that? Okay, now-

The trollphone eroticism happened in college. The closet incident "happened" in high school. However, he's described these separate phenomena as if they happened concurrently, or within a short time of each other, specifically at ASU.

There are inanimate objects that make more logical arguments than Sweet.

Oh, and incidentally: Jon is clearly a virgin.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Latest semi-literate, jibber-jabber journal entry is up.

Nothing of interest unless you'd like to mark it up as if it were a freshman English paper and award it a richly deserved F.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

What exactly is his beef with this local tax-preparation franchise? If it defrauded black people, logically you'd think he'd love it. Or did he get his own taxes (can you tax tardbux?) prepared there? Being the only writer to combine the Super Bowl with the busting of a tax-scamming firm doesn't really strike me as something to cheer about. It sounds like he was playing Narrative Madlibs, in fact, and he was down to the last couple of slips of paper in each badge-studded hat. I mean, perhaps I missed the deeply meaningful Batman/Catwoman storyline that ended in Ms. Kyle kissing Mr. Wayne at his lavish Super Bowl party, or the Spider-Man one where the Kingpin decided to invest heavily in a tax-preparation scam that financially ruined Aunt May.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Haircut? Dude needs all the hair he can grow. Also it's like midnight.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Haircut in the most literal sense.

50/50 that it's either cut by himself or his mom.

Does Sweet think that the Super Bowl and Black Friday only exist in the South?
I'm not touching on his autistic obsession with Mo Money taxes because he's the only one interested in their commercials and he doesn't file taxes or is even in control of his welfare check.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He's got a "formal something" he has to "spiff up" for?

Huh. Maybe one of those warrants caught up with him.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

What exactly is his beef with this local tax-preparation franchise? If it defrauded black people, logically you'd think he'd love it. Or did he get his own taxes (can you tax tardbux?) prepared there?

The two guys who run the company are black. And they have commercials in which black people talk, which is, you know, just hilarious on its face. And then there's the fact that the first word of the company's name is pronounced -- and spelled -- Mo' instead of More. Which is a real gut-buster if, like Jonathan M. Sweet, you're an Epsilon-Minus Semi-Moron who still can't pass the exam to earn his Tenderfoot badge in the Klan.

And don't underestimate those Mo' Money dudes. Do you know how long it takes them to steal your tax refund? Seconds! Then they fade back into the night that spawned them.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So we don't even think there was some incident where Mo' Money stole his mom's tax refund while he cowered in the other end of the house, either too afraid to move or frantically dialing 911, depending on his version of the story? Because those tax-refund-stealing 1997 progressives would have blood on their giant Huggy Bear hats, I tell you. Blood! Or some fluid Sweets produces when fearful.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Haircut? Dude needs all the hair he can grow. Also it's like midnight.

Nobody told™ the Criminal Mastermind that there's a time stamp on his journal entry.

 

[wheat pasta]

The way he always replies to his sole in-person detractor really says a lot about how lonely our dear Sweet is. It's not like nobody told him that he could come back though, so this one's all on Baldy McForelock.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Does Sweet think that the Super Bowl and Black Friday only exist in the South?

What's even stranger is that "one of the days" he looks forward to is "the World Series." Yeah, he's just a regular, all-American guy . . . who thinks that the World Series takes place on one day. What a tard.

Edit: It's also kinda funny that the Bad Boy of College Journalism puts up a journal entry on Saturday, Nov. 14, that begins with the words, "It's Friday the 13th!" What a tard.

 

[Bungleboy]

GAH!!!
AAAGHH!!
For some reason the combination of teeth + bristly mustache makes that picture really, really scary to look at.

He looks like a deformed walrus

 

[Le Bateleur]

The Mo' Money Taxes thing is a long-standing autistic obsession for our Sweetian hero. He has a YouTube playlist dedicated to commercials, with more than half being from Mo' Money Taxes. (Incidentally, most of the remainder are either for Parkay margarine or Kelloggs' Nut and Honey Crunch - any ideas why Sweet Bro has latched onto these?)

Sweet is thoroughly solipsistic, so his obsessions are usually rooted in a perceived personal slight. He doesn't like Catholics because Ashlaaaay claimed to be Catholic.

Since Mama Sweets is a bookkeeper, I'm guessing she was either fired from MMT, or they took business away from whoever she worked for. Sweet Bro, in his autism, then took this as another example of Negroid hostility, and another bizarre grudge was added to his list.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He looks like a deformed walrus

That's it! That's perfect!

I knew I could do something with this one! Thanks for the inspiration!

Also, check out the t-shirt. Batman Returns. It's Danny DeVito's Penguin. From 1992.