🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[John Titor]

According to deviantart, he photographed using this camera phone.

I need a lawyer here. What counts as self-defense? And in case of theft?

 

[Holdek]

For the record, the RA found only one piss jar in Sweet's dorm room after his departure. And that is the number I have reported. That Sweet denies leaving multiple jars behind is . . . interesting.

Given his long history of peeing into inappropriate containers, Sweet will have to admit that, in his haste to clear the room, it is at least possible that he may have overlooked and left behind one lone jar that somehow became separated from the large crates in which the others were stored.

What a disgusting pig!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

And now things seem to be going back to standard Sweets. Boo.

I feel it's important because I believe the whole Dale mess was why my brother turned to drugs and became an abusive sociopath.who stole constantly to support his habit. His legal fees, coupled with the shop fiasco, financially ruined us. I want to be happy for him cleaning up his life, but I feel no small resentment over my second chance in college having to take a back burner to keeping him afloat and out of prison. No one ever helped me along. All I ever got when I asked for help were lame excuses and empty promises. See, people tend to get offended when you ask too many questions. They're all "What, don't you trust me?" I know it turned my ex off when I pressured her to talk about her past and be more honest with me... so I simply learned to stop asking. N.Q.A. ("no questions asked") became my credo. I was taught to trust in The System to provide. Usually they're pretty good about coming through, unless you really screw up and derail the goodie train. That's just how the world works.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

They're all "What, don't youtrustme?" I know it turned my ex off when I pressured her to talk about her past and be more honest with me... so I simply learned to stop asking. N.Q.A. ("no questions asked") became my credo.

Sweet really is keen to maintain his image as a, to use the technical term, "complete fucking idiot moron", isn't he?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

No one ever helped me along.

You didn't deserve any help.

All I ever got when I asked for help were lame excuses and empty promises.

That is unfortunate. They should have beat you and locked you in a porta-potty and rolled it down a hill.

DrChristianTroy 20 hours ago
Sitting around watching an old virgin draw his comic book? Sounds like an awful evening.


HaggisMcCrablice 1 hour ago Hobbyist Writer
Wrong on both counts, assknocker.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah, horse apples, Jon. You were too damned ugly to attract anyone in college, and you're waaay to freekin' hideous to attract anyone now. You've never had so much as a first kiss. No self-respecting woman would want to put her mouth on that foul thing you call a face.

In fact, given that you've replied to @DrChristianTroy 's other posts with such long, drawn out, empty-headed, unfocused rants, and yet came back at the virgin accusation with a sentence of barely five words, it makes it pretty clear that he knocked you on your blubbery butt with the truth.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Help is never deserved. If you want to get your shit together then that's on you.

Sweets making excuses just shows that, even after all this time, he has an entitlement complex akin to a 5-year-old.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I want to be happy for him cleaning up his life, but I feel no small resentment over my second chance in college having to take a back burner to keeping him afloat and out of prison.

You never had a second chance at college, son. As long as you remain the ignorant, selfish, self-pitying, lazy, arrogant, creepy bastard you are, you will never set foot on any college campus again, for any reason, unless it results in your swift removal by an officer of the law immediately after tasing you.

No one ever helped me along.

What about your tard wrangler in college - oh, sorry, your "Cloudcuckoolander's Minder", or whatever trope it is? What about your "mentor" who you allege "put his career on the line" trying to groom you into the "bad boy of college journalism"? What about your mother, who's letting you live with her despite the fact that you refuse to even look for a job or do anything constructive with your days?

I was taught

Is this why you're so averse to learning anything, Jon Boy? Because you pried open the rusty cellar door of your mind long enough to allow in a few disparate concepts from the outside world and then proceeded to warp them into a lumpy, autistic whole, and when you found you couldn't use this "rule" you "learned" as a bludgeon to force your way through life, you became angry and decided never to learn again?

Usually they're pretty good about coming through, unless you really screw up and derail the goodie train. That's just how the world works.

He comes so close to hitting something like real-world logic in his flailing tard-tantrum. If you adhere to the social contract and refrain from making things miserable for everyone else, you can carry on coexisting with other people in relative peace. If you're an obnoxious spastic who insists on being """eccentric""" to the detriment and annoyance of everyone around you, you get shunned and cut off from the benefits of social interaction. Yes, Jon, that is how the world works. Congratulations, have a cookie.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Boo.

So apparently Sweet read the post with the quote from Matthew 6:15 (et al) and he's trying to justify "making Dale pay."

I'm also curious just how exactly Dale "skipping town" financially ruined the Sweet family.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I can't come back to the forum because it won't let me sign in. The mods are being sneaky and freezing my account. And I can't get a password prompt because I no longer have access to the e-mail address I registered under.

There was never any freezing or blocking of your account, I checked. If you truly wanted to get back on, you should've tried to contact us. If you can't sign in, that's on you.

 

[wheat pasta]

Well then, here's my detailed instructions on how to log in to kiwifarms and get us to close your thread by posting in it. Don't say I never did anything nice for ya.

1. Go to kiwifarms.net (yes type the address just like that!)
2. Click the "log in" button.
3. Type in your username! Unless you forgot what your username is... nobody told you to remember it, anyway.
   
4. If you remembered your username, whoopee! Good job! Just type your password now.
5. If you forgot that, you can get your password emailed to you. Easy as pie.
6. If you can't remember your email address or your password to said email address, well, you're just boneroni and may as well make a new account at that point. We'll be waiting!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well then, here's my detailed instructions on how to log in to kiwifarms and get us to close your thread by posting in it. Don't say I never did anything nice for ya.

1. Go to kiwifarms.net (yes type the address just like that!)
2. Click the "log in" button.
3. Type in your username! Unless you forgot what your username is... nobody told you to remember it, anyway.
   
4. If you remembered your username, whoopee! Good job! Just type your password now.
5. If you forgot that, you can get your password emailed to you. Easy as pie.
6. If you can't remember your email address or your password to said email address, well, you're just boneroni and may as well make a new account at that point. We'll be waiting!

Thanks. Edited my comments and alerted Sweets that he could easily come back. Hyped to hear the goober's latest excuses.

 

[Adamska]

But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dale cheated me out of that. My mom and I completely disagree on this issue. She wants me to forget all about the whole fiasco, but I've vowed to hunt that worm Dale down and destroy him.

You couldn't even destroy your coked out brother after you ambushed him with a pipe. Hell, you couldn't even hunt down the right troll for your autistic rape quest.

Everything about your Quixotic Quest of Retardation is impossible to attain, so your wasting of 1/4 of your fucking life to it is pathetic.

I feel it's important because I believe the whole Dale mess was why my brother turned to drugs and became an abusive sociopath.

Says the abusive sociopath that tried to beat someone to death with a lead pipe.

who stole constantly to support his habit.

He would've found it several orders of magnitude harder to steal from you if you weren't retarded enough to write your signature on your checks.

His legal fees, coupled with the shop fiasco, financially ruined us.

See my name for you in this quote.

I want to be happy for him cleaning up his life, but I feel no small resentment over my second chance in college having to take a back burner to keeping him afloat and out of prison.

You are incapable of caring about others you sociopathic maroon. It's obvious from your attempt to murder him and the fact that rather than use the degree to get a job, you just sat there and sucked up money like a leech.

No one ever helped me along.

Kiwi: Dude you could've used Mozilla Thunderbird or some other e-mail service instead of Hotmail.
Smug Sweet: Thunderbird? Ain't that what Niggers drink? *Autistic ramble that ignores advice*

That has been you every time someone ever tried to help you. I do not feel bad about you shooting yourself in the kneecaps and I will still not feel bad when you inevitably blow your brains out in the figurative sense.

All I ever got when I asked for help were lame excuses and empty promises.

No, you just harrumphed and gave shitty excuses for why you can't move your ponderous pimply ass out of your rotting chair when people told you ways to unfuck yourself.

See, people tend to get offended when you ask too many questions.

No, they get offended when you clearly don't even bother to take advice and fabricate lies to hide the fact you're an inept incompetent who borders on anticompetence.

They're all "What, don't you trust me?"

It's more of a "Why the fuck are you not even trying?" because it's very obvious you aren't. It's not like half-past 1997, when you had to actually get off your ass to go to a library to learn how to do something via research. Search Engines like Google make this laziness far more unpardonable, which is a good reason why we deem you retarded.

I know it turned my ex off when I pressured her to talk about her past and be more honest with me... so I simply learned to stop asking.

My name for you here says it all.

N.Q.A. ("no questions asked") became my credo.

And that's why you became far more retarded than you really are. No really, it's always better to ask a question, even if you don't like the answer. Mainly because you actually don't wind up in a hovel unable to drive, operate a flip phone, use a cd burner, and so on due to having a far wider knowledge base to work off of.

I was taught to trust in The System to provide.

You are not in When the Wind Blows you strawman making conspiracy cocksucking joke of a GOP supporter.

Usually they're pretty good about coming through, unless you really screw up and derail the goodie train.

Which you did by being a raging douche for years on end.

That's just how the world works.

See me after class for a rewrite ~ Mr. A. Shalashaska

I can't come back to the forum because it won't let me sign in. The mods are being sneaky and freezing my account. And I can't get a password prompt because I no longer have access to the e-mail address I registered under.

Lol don't lie about this; we never disbar amazing specimens of failing to thrive like you. You probably went full potato and forgot your password/e-mail.

 

[Ruin]

The cracks are starting to get bigger. When he finally realizes he's a forty year old friendless virgin slowly dying in a rotting shack will he kill himself?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

The cracks are starting to get bigger. When he finally realizes he's a forty year old friendless virgin slowly dying in a rotting shack will he kill himself?

Someone would have to tell him the best way first. Then that person would have to drive down to the Mold Kingdom to get the cap off for him &/or load and cock the gun.

 

[Ruin]

Is his mom a highlander or something? how can a 70+ year old women be living in a drafty mold filled house will holes in the walls and not be dead or seriously ill?

 

[atomik fyre]

I can't come back to the forum because it won't let me sign in. The mods are being sneaky and freezing my account. And I can't get a password prompt because I no longer have access to the e-mail address I registered under.

Make a new account. Even if it is under a new name, we'll know it's you, no worries. Also, look over this thread, we've provided numerous new screen name ideas for you!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Once you make a new account, I'm sure the mods would change the email on your original account so you could reset your password and use it if you contacted them. Just as long as you're not using both accounts, you should be fine.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The mods could also merge any new account Sweet makes with his old one that "the mods froze."

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Is his mom a highlander or something? how can a 70+ year old women be living in a drafty mold filled house will holes in the walls and not be dead or seriously ill?

In her late sixties, and she must be from tough pioneer stock. She's still working, too.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Let's be realistic here. It's easier for Sweetie boy to say MSN and the Kiwi mods have it out for him than to, I dunno, swallow your pride and actually contact them to ask for help.

You know, path of least resistance.