🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[DrChristianTroy]

Admittedly it was a while since I read the backlog of the thread, but I think @Treenbeen has mentioned that Sweets is occasionally really dumb with her and the other female members.

I can only imagine how horrifying Sweets hitting on a woman is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can only imagine how horrifying Sweets hitting on a woman is.

To the point that were it in my power, I would offer any woman so traumatized free counseling, or failing that, a long series of very stiff drinks.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"Jon Sweet hit on me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and a restraining order."

 

[Adamska]

I can only imagine how horrifying Sweets hitting on a woman is.

"Please have sex with me. My dad died and I want to forget about it in your pants." ~ Jonathan Mack Sweet

Those were pretty much his first words when he met Ashlaaay in person; not joking. No one told him how not to act like a creepy rape-goblin after all.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"Please have sex with me. My dad died and I want to forget about it in your pants." ~ Jonathan Mack Sweet

Those were pretty much his first words when he met Ashlaaay in person; not joking. No one told him how not to act like a creepy rape-goblin after all.

How wrong is it that my first thought was "That sounds way too smooth for Sweets."

 

[The I Scream Man]

Yeah that actually has a chance of working (a not zero chance at that, shit that, uh, honestly sounds like something I'd use because I'm dumb as hell you see) and if he was properly groomed, attired and perhaps had a couple in him he maybe, perhaps, could pull it off.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah that actually has a chance of working (a not zero chance at that, shit that, uh, honestly sounds like something I'd use because I'm dumb as hell you see) and if he was properly groomed, attired and perhaps had a couple in him he maybe, perhaps, could pull it off.

It would only work if the lady in question also had a couple in her and a recent severe head injury. Sweet can't pick up women. It's just not possible unless he makes some major changes which history has show is unlikely.

 

[AJMLurker]

I'm going a bit off subject here, but it maybe tangentially related: Did you ever feel that Sweet was being inappropriate (read: a lecherous perv) with the ladies of AJM? It seems to me that he would feel free and clear to be as nasty as he wanna be there.

Sorry for the late reply. Had a busy day today and it's not over yet. I'm an ADHD sperg so if I'm not careful, I'll end up being as productive as Sweet.

Yes, even before you guys came along, I felt Sweet got way too inappropriate with the AJM ladies many times. The thing is, they didn't care. I wasn't going to grill him if they were cool with him creeping on them. Hell, one of female members used to troll him by being flirty with him and Sweet being the autistic virgin that he is, loved every minute of it. To him, it was serious, but to her, she was just messing around with some weird old guy. The man is one of the thirstiest motherfuckers I've ever met and the hilarious part is he doesn't realize it as usual. He's so desperate for female attention.

Believe it or not though, the AJM ladies did get uncomfortable with him at times. AJM confirmed this a few years back when he offhandedly mentioned receiving PMs from female members complaining about "guys" making them uncomfortable. Now AJM, being the clean-cut guy that he is, refused to divulge names, but since I'm not an exceptional individual, I knew immediately the PMs were about Sweet Bro.

Also I remember earlier in this thread, @Treenbeen mentioned how Sweet Bro would comment on her Youtube channel when she used to upload singing videos. I think she said that Belch would post dumb shit like "*Excessive nosebleed*" on her videos. I got to give Treenbeen and the other AJM girls props for being able to put up his creepiness with endless patience. Most girls would of either gone off on him or feel genuinely threatened and leave the forum. I don't know if Sweet harassed the girls over PM, but I bet good money that he did. If Treenbeen is willing, she can confirm this.

Knowing Sweet, he probably has saved files of AJM posts by the female members stored on MS Paint. I can imagine him spending his days fantasizing about them too. I know, it's scary to think about, but Sweet has proven countless times that he's your stereotypical creeper. We all know Sweet wants a young female assistant to keep him up to date on pop culture (and fulfill his sexual needs) and I don't doubt he wishes he could get someone like Treenbeen to fulfill that role. Sweet strikes me as the type of guy who desperately seeks after what he can't have so I believe Treenbeen no longer asspatting him has made her more appealing in his creepy manchild eyes. When Sweetness sperged about her on his blog, he acted like he was entitled to her friendship since he thinks he is a god that deserves everything his heart desires. Treenbeen a classy girl, she ain't got time for you Jon. All I can say is that unless Treenbeen dreams of becoming a special ed teacher, I doubt she's ever gonna deal with you again so enjoy spending the next 20 years lamenting over her.

Sorry to go off on that little tangent, I literally hate guys, autistic or not, who think they're entitled to girls. You want girls to like you? You gotta work for it. Learn how to play the game. Thank God Sweet is one of the most incompetent people on this planet though or else he would be a threat to women everywhere. Creepers like him do not take rejection well.

No man deserves any woman. That you lovely creatures deign to give us hairy, sweaty apes any attention at all amazes me. I often wonder why more women don't just go lesbian and be done with it.

Since we're on the topic of Jonny and women, this is easily one of the most hilarious posts I've seen from him. Thanks @Le Bateleur for finding this. White knights make me laugh so you can only imagine how hilarious it is seeing Sweet Bro play the part of one. Also, I love how he projects as usual in this post. Sweet, just because YOU'RE a sweaty hairy ape does not mean all guys are. I make sure I look fresh when dealing with girls and I know the other male Kiwis will say the same. You're the freak and mutant who repulses every girl he meets and doesn't deserve a woman. Wouldn't be surprise if you were responsible for turning a few girls lesbian too. Sorry if the following came off as a-loggy, that was not my intention btw. I'm laughing as I type this.

Whew, long post. I might get a talking to from AJM and Treenbeen for revealing a little more of AJM STUDIOS's powerlevel, but hey, I am genuinely fascinated by the animal known as Jonathan M. Sweet. He makes great discussion.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm really glad Sweet can't drive or else he might actually be dangerous to the people he stalks online.

 

[AJMLurker]

I'm really glad Sweet can't drive or else he might actually be dangerous to the people he stalks online.

Indeed. The worst he can do is masturbate to their posts and whine about them in his blog.

 

[Ruin]

I think she said that Belch would post dumb shit like "*Excessive nosebleed*" on her videos.

Huh so sweets likes anime. I thought of him as the kind of guy who hates anime because it's gay and girly.

 

[wheat pasta]

It would only work if the lady in question also had a couple in her and a recent severe head injury. Sweet can definitely pick up women if only he had a hairpiece.

Hehehe, sorry. I had to!

Huh so sweets likes anime. I thought of him as the kind of guy who hates anime because it's gay and girly.

I always figured he just wouldn't know what it is, living in such a timebubble as he does.

 

[AJMLurker]

Hehehe, sorry. I had to!

If only the evil progressives weren't preventing Jonny from getting that hairpiece, he would be scoring mad china. Their wouldn't be any women left for the straight guys of this planet. He would even have those urban dark-skin people envious and ultimately thwart their plans to steal all the white women from good conservative whites. Jon would be the master and they would be coming to him for advice on how to get laid.

And you know what Jon's answer would be? Get a hairpiece and go to ASU. They got the coveted chinaphone that ensures endless sex for the college youth of America. Oh and remember, when the phone rings, the pants come off.

 

[DrJonesHat]

His obssesion with ASU is mystifying. There are other colleges, hell, there are other colleges in Arkansas, why didn't he apply to one of those after getting kicked out of ASU?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Huh so sweets likes anime.

Doubt it. I think that no one told him about anime, and Sweet probably just saw other people doing the "excessive nosebleed" thing and parroted it. Recall that this is a guy who thought "Tin Boo Tee" was a totes legit Japanese name.

His obssesion with ASU is mystifying. There are other colleges [...]

[something about rigid thinking and a dislike of change common in people with autism spectrum disorders]

Or it could be that regarding the fact that there are other colleges and universities out there besides ASU, no one-

 

[Mahimahi]

remember, when the phone rings, the pants come off.

I'm actually quite appalled that he didn't start with a bit of rubbing through the trouser. You know, to build a bit of a frisson. Philistine.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I can only imagine how horrifying Sweets hitting on a woman is.

Especially when you take into consideration his frequently posted ideas about what constitutes "barely legal."

So how exactly was Sweet at events? I know that according to the Doctor's sources (which Sweet angrily wants to track down), Sweet would pretty much always show up to them, and would make it difficult for others to enjoy them. According to them, what exactly would Sweet do to make an event not enjoyable? Just yell out stuff? What kind of stuff exactly (I think they said it was race related)?

They don't recall specific quotes or "comedy" routines. Just the obnoxiously loud presence of Jonathan Sweet in his purple pants, green shirt and hat filled with off-color buttons ("I snatch kisses . . . and vice versa"). If the event involved a speaker, Sweet was the first to rise with a "question" that was actually a demented rant about his own views on the speaker's topic. (Sweet wouldn't dare screech his racist views at a public gathering at ASU; there were almost always Negroes present; they might have hurt him.)

If it was just a free event (free food guaranteed that he would attend and that there would be no leftovers), Sweet would be there sperging, clearly imagining himself to be the life of the party, while everyone else gritted their teeth in irritation or averted their eyes from the embarrassing spectacle . . . and eventually left. They were quite clear that Sweet appeared to be on a mission from the God of Lunacy to ensure that no one else on campus was to be allowed to enjoy their time at university, that their years at ASU would be forever tainted with memories of one crazy, sociopathic, omnipresent asshole. For the first time and the last time in his life, he succeeded.

 

[Bungleboy]

I made the first piece of Sweet Bro fan art in existence

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Apparently a "gang of blacks" can attack in SECONDS. This is some straight up racist ass shit.

Is this your same tired yib-yab about the attack on my mother again? Give it up, fuckknuckle. Do you ever stop to think just how long it takes for a gang of blacks to attack someone, jackass? Seconds. These people are animals--coldly, ruthlessly efficient. You act as if I just sat in the house and watched it happen, impotently wringing my hands, for, like, 20 minutes. I was way on the opposite end of the house, cleaning out the pantry, when I heard the noise outside. In the time it took to cross from the kitchen cabinets to the living room, the deed was done, and the savages has disappeared into the night that spawned them. There was nothing that I could do, except call the police, which I did. I don't know what Charles Bronson/Dirty Harry street justice-dispensing movie universe you live in, pal, but, y'know, what I did, the right thing, that is how things work in the real world. As for your friends' dumb-ass idea that I grab power tools out of the garage and hack these gang thugs up like something out of a bad movie... well, look at some sketches of the exterior of my house and tell me where the fuck you see a garage, huh, dingus?

 

[Shadow Fox]

I love it when he tries to use pages from his comic to back up or illustrate things he's trying to say. How foolish of us not to realize that the house his fictional characters live in in his comic full of Alfichus and mutant cow/dog hybrids was a representation of his real, actual house where real things happened!