i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

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What diet should Big Al use to lose weight?

  • Water fasting

    Votos: 21 4.8%
  • Optavia (again)

    Votos: 8 1.8%
  • Vegan

    Votos: 6 1.4%
  • Keto

    Votos: 45 10.2%
  • Carnivore

    Votos: 3 0.7%
  • Cocaine

    Votos: 50 11.4%
  • Meth

    Votos: 207 47.0%
  • Coffee and cigarettes

    Votos: 38 8.6%
  • Vegetarian

    Votos: 4 0.9%
  • Whole food organic

    Votos: 2 0.5%
  • Weight Watchers (trial #134467)

    Votos: 20 4.5%
  • She can create her own diet to lose weight

    Votos: 36 8.2%

  • Total de votantes
    440
Got damn! this video is a cluster fuck. Optavia failed, we all knew it. What's up with her saying it's "way, way, way end of the night" but the window is open and it's bright... huh? Her groveling to her viewers at the end of the video wasn't even satisfying, sadly. And what doctor is she even consulting with on demand?? I'm feeling hella manic, gorls.
 
So 800-900 calories is just so so scary for her but the 4,000+ calories she has to be eating a day to gain weight is no problem? Why doesn’t she just admit she wants to eat herself to death and stop the BS
If she admits it then she can’t get them YouTube shekels.
 
My favourite lie in this video is that Amber saw a doctor because she was sooooo worried about her calories, she wouldn't even see a doctor when her leg was in danger if falling off lol.

If anything I bet it was a Web MD.
 
Her next video should be a strip tease for Valentine’s Day. I’m sure her feeder fan base would be pleased. She wants video suggestions and that video would be more interesting than failing another diet.
 
Also.. Since when has she ever been concerned about her metabolism? What does she think all her overeating has done to her metabolism?
She even admitted herself that the diet was not sustainable and that the program teaches you how to transition into a healthier lifestyle after hitting your target weight loss goal.
She's so full of shit that she can't even keep her lies consistent. She doesn't make any sense.
 
Ive noticed both she and Chantal do this but I NEVER see them eating something without just a bigass jar of pickles. No matter what it is, whether or not pickles go with it, theyre just chowing down on pickles. Is that weird to anyone else? I know typically restaurants will use pickles as like a complimentary flavor and the acid kind of cuts fat and pairs well with fatty foods and makes them less "heavy", but I dont imagine they taste or even care about the quality of the food or any gustatory/gastronomic experience shit. Chantal goes beyond pickles to just any pickled vegetables, and yeah something like pickled dill beans are good but, she just goes hog on them.

Now that I think of it my (dad bod) dad used to tell me "a pickle after a meal will help you feel less full and bloated--and I dont think that's true, dad was kind of full of shit all the time, I dont know where he got it or why he used to occasionally tell me that, but Im just noticing her pickle alongside her "lean and green" meal and wondering what the fuck is up with that?

Especially since she's blaming noodles for "sodium caused weight gain from water retention". Im confused as to why they both eat pickles with everything, pickles are brined so theyre full of sodium, plus they refuse to not have processed or takeout/restaurant food. Does anybody else eat pickles that often and in those quantities?
 
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She may have given up on those granola bars, but I bet she ate all those crunchers and cookies in one sitting.

Edit: spelling
 
Ive noticed both she and Chantal do this but I NEVER see them eating something without just a bigass jar of pickles. No matter what it is, whether or not pickles go with it, theyre just chowing down on pickles. Is that weird to anyone else? I know typically restaurants will use pickles as like a complimentary flavor and the acid kind of cuts fat and pairs well with fatty foods and makes them less "heavy", but I dont imagine they taste or even care about the quality of the food or any gustatory experience shit. Chantal goes beyond pickles to just any pickled vegetables, and yeah something like pickled dill beans are good but, she just goes hog on them.

Now that I think of it my (dad bod) dad used to tell me "a pickle after a meal will help you feel less full and bloated--and I dont think that's true, dad was kind of full of shit all the time, I dont know where he got it or why he used to occasionally tell me that, but Im just noticing her pickle alongside her "lean and green" meal and wondering what the fuck is up with that?

Especially since she's blaming noodles for "sodium caused weight gain from water retention". Im confused as to why they both eat pickles with everything, pickles are brined so theyre full of sodium, plus they refuse to not have processed or takeout/restaurant food. Does anybody else eat pickles that often and in those quantities?
My best bet is because pickles are 0 calories so they begin to think it is okay to eat unlimited quantities regardless of sodium intake.
 
Ive noticed both she and Chantal do this but I NEVER see them eating something without just a bigass jar of pickles. No matter what it is, whether or not pickles go with it, theyre just chowing down on pickles. Is that weird to anyone else? I know typically restaurants will use pickles as like a complimentary flavor and the acid kind of cuts fat and pairs well with fatty foods and makes them less "heavy", but I dont imagine they taste or even care about the quality of the food or any gustatory experience shit. Chantal goes beyond pickles to just any pickled vegetables, and yeah something like pickled dill beans are good but, she just goes hog on them.

Now that I think of it my (dad bod) dad used to tell me "a pickle after a meal will help you feel less full and bloated--and I dont think that's true, dad was kind of full of shit all the time, I dont know where he got it or why he used to occasionally tell me that, but Im just noticing her pickle alongside her "lean and green" meal and wondering what the fuck is up with that?

Especially since she's blaming noodles for "sodium caused weight gain from water retention". Im confused as to why they both eat pickles with everything, pickles are brined so theyre full of sodium, plus they refuse to not have processed or takeout/restaurant food. Does anybody else eat pickles that often and in those quantities?

I asked this in the Chantal thread and the only answers I got was "pickles are delicious" but I also wonder the same and came to the conclusion it's because of the sodium they like it SO much. (I do eat pickles, too but one in a blue moon when it compliments the dish well)
 
TLDR: Hamber has the emotional regulation and impulse control of a 12 year old with downs syndrome.

And the appitite and intelligence of a healthy hippopotamus.
 
I am not surprised she quit it, but its still strange. I have never seen anyone so consequently failing...
 
It reminds me of some of the people on MSHPL who act all hurt and concerned about eating 2000 calories or less and Dr.Now responds with “do you look like you are in danger of starving?”
I always thought some of these people (inlcuding amber) were trolling, but I now know some of them really think that they are starving. Like its an exagerated survival instinct.
 
It reminds me of some of the people on MSHPL who act all hurt and concerned about eating 2000 calories or less and Dr.Now responds with “do you look like you are in danger of starving?”
1:49 it still gets me every time lol
Imagine Dr. Now is the health coach to Al in this video and it’s pretty accurate.
 
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