i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

[Strine]

"Hey guuuys, so the endorphins from imagining I'd already lost all the weight by buying these gross bars wore off, and I've decided ingesting 8000 calories a day of sugar and carbohydrates with untreated diabetes is the hulthiest option. See you in a few days for the indignant mookbong phase of the cycle"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Recap please

I can only work so fast, the video was about 20 minutes. If it’s not fast enough for you, watch it yourself.

 

[pecansandies]

I can only work so fast, the video was about 20 minutes. If it’s not fast enough for you, watch it yourself.

I appreciate the recaps. You're doing the lord's work

 

[RarityGORL]

Gorlfriend did hours up on hours on hours on hours on hours of "research" but couldn't figure out it was a low cal diet.

LMAO mm'kay!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

How many calories a day does she think she needs? At the weight she is, Amber could literally eat nothing and be fine. 900 calories is more than enough to keep her going. If she wasn't hungry and she was enjoying the food (Which she absolutely wasn't) than there's no reason for her to have quit.

 

[Puta Bruja]

I can only work so fast, the video was about 20 minutes. If it’s not fast enough for you, watch it yourself.

Simmer down gorl. My comment wasn't directed towards you specifically. I was just asking anyone to please recap the video for us whom are unable to watch it yet.

 

[Guardsman42]

She didn't expect it..but every one else in the world fucking saw this coming.

 

[cowsgomoo8]

So 800-900 calories is just so so scary for her but the 4,000+ calories she has to be eating a day to gain weight is no problem? Why doesn’t she just admit she wants to eat herself to death and stop the BS

 

[pecansandies]

Gorlfriend did hours up on hours on hours on hours on hours of "research" but couldn't figure out it was a low cal diet.

LMAO mm'kay!

this. I feel like she just yelled "OPTIVIA??" out an open window and was like "I researched" then treated herself to doritos for working so hard.

Like when she started this shit I googled it and all that came up was negative shit/it being a MLM/how low the calories are

so when she was smug about researching it...I have to laugh.

and when she said she was "gagging" from the gross food....she who puts mustard and salsa in her pasta and olives in her soup. Her dainty, refined palate wasn't suited for Optivia. Like, anyone with half a brain can deduce that powdered diet sugar low cal package shit...PROBABLY not going to be all that delicious.

every time I think she's hit her rock bottom of stupid, there's a whole other new level

 

[chicken wings]

HOW ELSE DO YOU LOSE WEIGHT BESIDES BEING LOW CAL OH MY BABY JESUS MY SIDES

Even if she is successful in getting surgery, she is going to be placed on a 900-1200 cal diet for a couple of weeks anyways. Octavia's meal cals were probably just nice for the average woman which would have done WONDERS for Big Al.

RIP Amber 2019 or 600lb before the summer. Calling it now boys.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Her breathing sounds horrendous, whenever she doesn't deliberately cut it out.

 

[marjoram]

Well, that was the most convoluted story ever....took Big Al about 15 minutes to get to what we already knew.

I've seen more healthy looking corpses; she realllly looks awful.

 

[Aldora]

But...but... she did SO much research, how can she not know how many calories she would be eating?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Simmer down gorl. My comment wasn't directed towards you specifically. I was just asking anyone to please recap the video for us whom are unable to watch it yet.

I understand. It’s just disheartening to barely upload a video and get a comment like that. It felt like it was directed at me because it was the very first comment.

 

[RarityGORL]

But...but... she did SO much research, how can she not know how many calories she would be eating?

She got them researchs by mouth gorl! how else?!

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if she's started regretting being such a smug cunt about all the research she did on Optavia.

No. She is shameless.

 

[Malibougie]

She said she lost weight before even starting the diet so she was already down.

She always does that. She takes her highest weight no matter when it was. It drives me nuts.

No. Your starting weight is called “starting” because it’s what you weigh when you start something. I shouldn’t have to explain this.

You can’t be down weight for a new diet plan and for the month before both start ya dummy.

Lying to us is just funny. Lying to yourself is just sad.

 

[Puta Bruja]

There's no way she's 550. That's the biggest lie in the video.

 

[Masta]

Day3:
Big Bertha said she ate 1600 cal. And gained weight from a ‘cup of noodles’ because too much ‘sodium’.. This lying fat piece of shit lied, she must have binged to have gained any weight.

She is mentally handicapped or she was looking for a desperate scapegoat to get out of this program, because of the shit food to basically say ‘I need to eat to survive.’

She is binging and binging hard, towards the end she is holding much more water than before.

This shit writes itself.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Day3:
Big Bertha said she ate 1600 cal. And gained weight from a ‘cup of noodles’ because too much ‘sodium’.. This lying fat piece of shit lied, she must have binged to have gained any weight.

She is mentally handicapped or she was looking for a desperate scapegoat to get out of this program, because of the shit food to basically say ‘I need to eat to survive.’

She is binging and binging hard, towards the end she is holding much more water than before.

This shit writes itself.

Also, does she not know how much sodium is in Optavia? Salt is usually a necessary ingredient to preserve food and bring out the flavor. Packaged foods like that have to have a ton of sodium to last a month without going bad. Gorl says she did a lot of research, but doesn’t know the basics of food preservation.