I liked penguins until I saw this - Like what the fuck?

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EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT
Do excuse me, I had rather a lot to drink.

Yes it's true, penguins are weird animals but the way they were going after that chick rubbed me the wrong way - it reminded me of those stories of ruthless child snatchers who will literally take a child from the dad's arms and use the crowd around them to get away.
 
Some of them feed their young by vomiting half-digested fish deep down their throats
Birbs are kind of gross in general, even the cool ones like parrots and crows
Penguins - can't fly, can sled, jump, swim; feed young half digested fish; have fur.

Swedes - .......

Swedes are penguins in human disguises.

You shouldn't judge animals based on human morality.
Even animals of higher intelligence have no morals.

Humans - 99% animals, 1% morals (occasionally).
 
I never trusted those bastards since Wallace and Gromit.
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