I liked penguins until I saw this - Like what the fuck?

[Vect]

Thirsty bitches.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Theyre also gross.

This now the penguin hate thread.

 

[CasketBase]

Some of them feed their young by vomiting half-digested fish deep down their throats
Birbs are kind of gross in general, even the cool ones like parrots and crows
Crows will eat whatever the fuck and can be real assholes
And parrots, for all of their intelligence, still do not have the anatomy to NOT shit everywhere like god-damn retards
I'd get a parrot, one of the bigger, cooler ones you can teach whole phrases to, if not for that

 

[Vect]

Birbs are kind of gross in general, even the cool ones like parrots and crows

Yeah, birds can have their habits but I never seen them be CHILD KILLERS.

 

[Marche]

Most animals despite how cute and loved are never as heckin wholesome chungus as you think.
A lot love to roll around in shit, this includes dogs, will happily kill and eat their babies or just abandon them for laughs... oh and the rape... so much rape.

Like when Goodall talked about Chimps and is like "oh yea they had a 4 year war, the sweetest most kind one was ripping off faces and eating them"
Its like when you see gays and retards talk about Homosexuality is normal and not weird because it happens in animals my response is always just this video of a Chimpanzee raping a frog.

2:01

 

[Dysnomia]

Rats will also sometimes steal each other's babies. And colony cats often don't care whose baby is whose.

 

[slide on an egg]

my response is always just this video of a Chimpanzee raping a frog.

Where the fuck do you get such videos? Why would you watch those?

 

[Marche]

Where the fuck do you get such videos? Why would you watch those?

Its an old as fuck youtube algorithm video that would always be front page and it just lives rent free in my head as a response to gay people trying to justify being sex weirdos.

 

[Vect]

Most animals despite how cute and loved are never as heckin wholesome chungus as you think.

Uhm ACKTUALLY fat chungus animal ding dong rape BE SILENT NIGGER

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE



RAPED BY THIRSTY WOMANATORS. EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT

 

[Cat tit bingo]

3d penguins are disgusting flawed creatures that could never livr up to my beloved pure 2d penguins

 

[Squanto Airi]

I've never liked penguins after the Grape-Kun incident as well as this foid penguin choosing the homewrecker.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

3d penguins are disgusting flawed creatures that could never love up to my beloved pure 2d penguins
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Ah, good ol' Double Penetration.

The real patrician choice of the NGE Best Girl holy war.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Yeah, birds can have their habits but I never seen them be CHILD KILLERS.

They work for planned penguinhood.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Malicious reminder that penguins have been known to partake in necrophilia.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Looks like you people live in a cartoon series, where cute animals behave how a small child would think of.

The Halo effect hits so hard on humans.

 

[WarJams]

Malicious reminder that penguins have been known to partake in necrophilia.

When you live in the antarctic, you don't mind if it's a little cold.

 

[NoddingOut]

I mean they're animals like the rest, especially wild animals who have wild Instincts active generally let little go to waste, are vicious and aren't sitting around all day trying to look cute and appeal to our sensibilities. If the difference between a predator knowing your location is eating your shit ìts eat shit or be mauled to death. Penguins are no different, though they do look incredible.

Edit:I don't know of any however I'm sure there are some deviant kiwi bird behaviours out there for anyone who knows or wants to do research for any unique or particularly grim partakings of our beloved mascot.

 

[Justwandering02]

I mean they're animals like the rest, especially wild animals who have wild Instincts active generally let little go to waste, are vicious and aren't sitting around all day trying to look cute and appeal to our sensibilities. If the difference between a predator knowing your location is eating your shit ìts eat shit or be mauled to death. Penguins are no different, though they do look incredible.

Edit:I don't know of any however I'm sure there are some deviant kiwi bird behaviours out there for anyone who knows or wants to do research for any unique or particularly grim partakings of our beloved mascot.

also

 

[Divine right to rule]

You shouldn't judge animals based on human morality.
Even animals of higher intelligence have no morals.

 

[яндекс]

Malicious reminder that penguins have been known to partake in necrophilia.

IIRC there was a report of an adelie penguin finding a hole on the ground and fucking it... to completion.

A penguin literally fucked the PLANET.