I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS - 06/19/19

[idosometimes]

Big Ambs only puts out this low effort "content" because she needs money. If she was not a walking freak show, she would have no viewers. None. A cute kitty who sleeps all day would have more viewers.

Her problem now is that she is running out of everything. The not quite intelligent people who believed in her are getting up because she is putting no effort into her weight loss journey and justifying it by claiming THIS IS NOT A WEIGHT LOSS CHANNEL!

On the plus side, if it keeps getting worse, she will eventually have to go full circus freak. She may have to show off what is in her rolls or how nasty her legs look just to keep views up. That is the type of train wreck I can get behind. I hope it happens soon.

So, she didn’t see eye-to-eye with the weight loss doctor? I wonder why? Maybe he wanted her to eat less?

She does lots of research. She knows how to lose weight. Medical training and bariatric specialization is nothing compared to what Amberlynn saw in a youtube video.

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

Why would 100 days of videos work when 100 days of weigh-ins didn’t? Fuck’s sake, the weigh-ins were videos too, and they arguably took less effort. She has to know that all anyone cares about is if she’s lost weight, or gained it.

More scale numbers & calorie counts, less Dollar Tree hauls.

 

[Barbarella]

Looks like the Amberlynn 'eye to eye' twitter conspiracy is alive and well
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(didn't realise the watermark on the pics, I will accept my punishment)

So, she didn’t see eye-to-eye with the weight loss doctor? I wonder why? Maybe he wanted her to eat less?

She was certain that there was magic involved. One pill and she’s 5’3 and 110 lbs. Those damn dirty doctors, with their food restriction and exercise requirements, only wanting to torture her and not giving her the treatment she needs, probably because she’s a cash patient!

She’s been lucky so far but she’s now close to 30 and pretty soon the cycle of infection and hospitalizations will begin. By November, when it’s open enrollment time for insurance, her views will be stagnant, money tighter, and she’ll have to choose between health insurance or giving Becky 100 shitty Walmart Christmas gifts (and eat a lot of Christmas cookies).

Huh, I wonder what she’ll choose?

 

[Gorlwiththedragontattoo]

Bitch couldn't commit to vlogmas (or anyfuckingthing else for that matter) but she promises to upload for 100 days. Sure Jan.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

So, she didn’t see eye-to-eye with the weight loss doctor? I wonder why? Maybe he wanted her to eat less?

It's impossible to see eye to eye with anyone when one eye points northeast and the other one points due west.

 

[One of your French Gorls]

I seriously think she’s high on something. Her demeanour and glazed expression and the way she’s just droning on and on... it was hard not to zone out. I know she’s usually intolerable, but this time it’s just amplified tenfold. And Wtf is wrong with her eye!?

 

[Twinkie]

There's probably a niche market for Becky's services out there - plenty of elderly rich people who need

I'm gonna stop you right there gorl. It's rural Kentucky. Nobody is rich. And anyone who is rich would want to be in an assisted living facility and/or live in or close to a city to have easier access to care and shopping.

Becky isn't fucked, though. She could get a job at wommart or some other retail. They always need fresh meat because those jobs have high turnover. Becky also has a biiig family and friends, including at least one that is employed (Rickie). Someone in her circle could get her a job if she was willing to work, I'm sure.

I don't think it will ever happen though. Amberlynn has said multiple times that even if she and Becky broke up, Amberlynn would stay in the house and they'd live "as roommates". Even if they stopped being an official couple, neither of their lives would change at all, really, because AL would still need Becky's butler services.

 

[aerostar88]

I'll say it again, HD is truly not a friend to our gorl; closeups of the moonface never disappoint.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Wasn't WLS the shining quick fix Big Al always held in reserve to "save herself"?

She said several videos ago (I believe during the Redemption Saga) that her surgeon doesn't perform WLS on people her size

Did the psychiatrist put her on Vyvanse?

Amphetamines are risky for people like Amber, who has been diagnosed with hypertension (plus her heart is under tremendous strain). I would think they would do a cardiac work-up on her before starting a powerful stimulant (cardiac side effects are rare, but more common in patients with cardiovascular disease).

As an aside, it is actually used for treating BED.

 

[Cuck Duck]

What a seriously ugly face. Like damn, even with weight loss, she'd still be ugly. Gorl got nothing going for her.

Actually, in her past videos (when her face wasn't the moon emoji) she was really beautiful. She also acted shy and genuinely sweet. She was nothing like she is now. Had she had success with her weight loss journey, I don't know if she would have not acted the way she does now/had a personality change, but she certainly would have been beautiful, at least based on her past videos.

Or did you mean you think her face has been stretched so badly now that it's not fixable through weight loss?

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Or did you mean you think her face has been stretched so badly now that it's not fixable through weight loss?

Sadly her face would need either some serious nip & tuck, or she'd really have to go all in on a specialized skin care routine for the foreseeable future. Maybe even both options. She's not 23 anymore, her collagen production has slowed down with age and a shitty diet. If she lost a lot of weight, she need skin removal surgery on her body for ease of mobility and hygiene anyway, so she could go either way.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[John McAfee]

Actually, in her past videos (when her face wasn't the moon emoji) she was really beautiful. She also acted shy and genuinely sweet. She was nothing like she is now. Had she had success with her weight loss journey, I don't know if she would have not acted the way she does now/had a personality change, but she certainly would have been beautiful, at least based on her past videos.

Or did you mean you think her face has been stretched so badly now that it's not fixable through weight loss?

Shes got her dads nasty ass pointy chin.

 

[497]

Why would 100 days of videos work when 100 days of weigh-ins didn’t? Fuck’s sake, the weigh-ins were videos too, and they arguably took less effort. She has to know that all anyone cares about is if she’s lost weight, or gained it.

More scale numbers & calorie counts, less Dollar Tree hauls.

she could still have plenty of prerecorded weigh ins. weight, the 100 days of videos is supposed to be fresh/recent content? maybe she could do bolth then.

 

[Pepper Jack]

she could still have plenty of prerecorded weigh ins. weight, the 100 days of videos is supposed to be fresh/recent content? maybe she could do bolth then.

The 100 days of videos will include both the prerecorded and more "fresh" content

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Actually, in her past videos (when her face wasn't the moon emoji) she was really beautiful. She also acted shy and genuinely sweet. She was nothing like she is now. Had she had success with her weight loss journey, I don't know if she would have not acted the way she does now/had a personality change, but she certainly would have been beautiful, at least based on her past videos.

Or did you mean you think her face has been stretched so badly now that it's not fixable through weight loss?

The whole soft spoken, sweet, shy thing was an act she was putting on. The girl she was dating at the time was quiet and sweet, so Amber mimicked her. She does this with all of her girlfriends, because she doesn't have a personality of her own. Amber at her core is a nasty, abusive narcissist. Her outside matches her inside beautifully.

 

[Godless Goddess]

She was also living with her girlfriend's parents who seemingly had a backbone. They wanted Amber to either get a job or go to college, get on a diet, and exercise. She felt awkward videotaping and living there because someone was actually holding her accountable if she acted crappy

 

[Whatthefuck]

The 100 days of videos will include both the prerecorded and more "fresh" content

That's why I think we can expect perhaps 2 weeks tops of her sticking to this. She already has content to upload. After that well runs dry we all know how it goes. It was too hard you guizeeee I need to take some me time and get my mental right.

 

[Gorl68]

Actually, in her past videos (when her face wasn't the moon emoji) she was really beautiful. She also acted shy and genuinely sweet. She was nothing like she is now. Had she had success with her weight loss journey, I don't know if she would have not acted the way she does now/had a personality change, but she certainly would have been beautiful, at least based on her past videos.

Or did you mean you think her face has been stretched so badly now that it's not fixable through weight loss?

Get some standards my dude. Her mouth is downturned, her eyes shape is ugly, her face is lopsided, and her chin is pointy. One look at her parents pics shows that she'd never be beautiful.
Also you realize you're calling somebody who was 400~lb at the time "beautiful"?

 

[Godless Goddess]

I honestly think that pointy chin of hers contributed to her morbid obesity. A great example is how Becky and Amber have different body types. Amber gains weight, bottom up. Her face has been the last thing to gain weight. and even when it started to in the last couple years, her pointy chin, gave her face bone structure. For that reason, she always considered herself cute. Now imagine if Amber had a body type like Becky where she gains weight in her neck area early on. It would cause Amber a lot more shame to not have a "cute face" and bother her way more. But because she's had that pointy chin protruding she always thought highly of herself still

 

[Twinkie]

She never had a "cute face". She met every single one of her girlfriends on the internet using fat-girl angles. She filmed all her videos at fat girl angles until she was too fat to hold her arm up high anymore.

People are so fucking gullible. Some fat gorl angles + shitty black eyeliner = "She actually has suuuuuuuch a beautiful face it's so sad abloo bloo"

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