I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS - 06/19/19

[I never almost drownded]

Looks like the Amberlynn 'eye to eye' twitter conspiracy is alive and well

and my personal fav, as this one seems vaguely ominous

(didn't realise the watermark on the pics, I will accept my punishment)

 

[Cheese Trap]

'tons of various kinds of videos'

 

[Phalanx]

I just had a thought. Considering how close to death's door it looks right now. We know the pre-recorded auto-uploaded content isnt going to stop any time soon, and this probably sets the bar from here on out, but...

Are we in for THAT moment.. You know what I mean. When Amber dies, soon, and the ol' youtube auto uploads keep on coming for like a month or two. I just feel like it would be the perfect ending to it all, and a summary of her life. Days, weeks after passing we'll get to see "heres what I ate today! Here's my big haul! Here's my new get thin quick scheme, I sure hope it'll work this time!"

That's going to be an eerie, somber, yet hilariously ironic time. I look forward to it.

What about the Hey guys!!! is the final hey guys but hey she'll be the first ghost to weigh something and wail for orange chicken in the fag house.

 

[Very Honest Content]

On the other side of the coin, when she chokes to death in her sleep we'll have Tupac level unreleased content

Nobody is desperate to see unreleased Chance Carmichael content though, nobody will care, the subforum will be closed and put in spergatory with the old Golden Knight, Enterverse and so on subforums, within the dustbin of the site and we'll pile into the Chantel thread instead. It'll be great.

Sounds like she's in stage 3, playing dumbest, of the cycle.

 

[Dom Cruise]

That woman's got a face like the Moon.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm still waiting for rest of the "one reason a day why I need to lose weight" videos from November 2018.

 

[Guardsman42]

As I am working through the recap, I paused at 1:27 and I captured this gem which had to become my new avatar.

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Holy shit. Her eyes are flat out jacked up now and her face has...bumps on it.

She is definitely on the end run to dying with nothing worth showing for her life. I've only seen some one this haggard and exhausted -existing- a few times. All of the people who resembled this had spinal cancer and were on aggressive chemo. They also died.

RIP Hamber. Lets open the deathpool betting for real.

 

[Twinkie]

0:27 - Our gorl confirms she went to the weight loss doctor and the psychiatrist. But doesn't give us any details.

Bye. Why else does anyone watch her?

 

[New & Improved Username]

so are the next 8 she has lined up still part of the stale, moldy 21 she pre-recorded?? Oof ... she's looking more rough ... and yeah, I think we can safely say the 100 days of weighing in has been abandoned for the next "challenge" .. patiently waiting for the summary on this one!

This gave me an idea - maybe she should eat some stale moldy food. A good bout of food poisoning might knock off a few lbs and kill her appetite for a couple of days.

 

[EnolaG]

With every newly uploaded video, I swear Amber looks less and less human-like. How is she not bothered by that?

Oh, wait because she's Amberlynn.

 

[bev]

This gave me an idea - maybe she should eat some stale moldy food. A good bout of food poisoning might knock off a few lbs and kill her appetite for a couple of days.

Don't forget the whole stomach flu pandemic of Summer 2018 (or 2017? God, her channel is repetitive). I believe it was the first time we saw her neck humps as Eric filmed her mid-feed while she was still sick.

Or when she and Becky began their Weight Loss Competition where they quickly stopped losing weight once the vomiting and diarrhea from their illnesses finally ceased. Then the weight gain admissions got too embarrassing for them and they gave up entirely.

Basically, she only shits and eats. Although the amount of shitting can fluctuate, she will never not eat.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Why else does anyone watch her?

Well, you know...

we're all just waiting for the inevitable.

 

[Lunachu]

Don't worry, we don't believe you're doing it either.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I love how she talks about her videos like they're something worth anything. "I have to post these videos! I worked on them, I filmed them, I thought about them, I edited them..! OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING UP, HOW DARE YOU?!?!"

As if a squirrel with a Go-Pro attached to its head couldn't make more engaging content.

 

[Guardsman42]

I love how she talks about her videos like they're something worth anything. "I have to post these videos! I worked on them, I filmed them, I thought about them, I edited them..! OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING UP, HOW DARE YOU?!‽"

As if a squirrel with a Go-Pro attached to its head couldn't make more engaging content.

Wait, has any one done that? I'll watch that with adblock off. Especially if they let the squirrel get drunk first.

 

[Masta]

One month of Weigh Ins on a white board
- failed
One month of Not eating out - failed
One month of optavia - failed
100 days of trying - failed
100 days of weigh in - failed
Vlogmas 2018 - failed
Dietician 3,000 cal. Diet - failed
Counting cal. - failed
Giving myself a weekly calorie allowance
- failed
8,000 steps a day - failed
2,000 steps a day - failed
Uploading M/W/F - failed
At the end of each video reading a comment
- failed
100 days of uploading - in progress

It’s sad that this past year I’ve watched and lived through each of these pathetic themed challenges.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ambers eyebrows have left the chat.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I don't know what Becks could feasibly do at this point. She's got a massive gap in employment and in a place where decent jobs are few and far between she'd likely only have retail or fast food as options. She's not even really qualified for that at this point. She has no education, no experience except for that lumber yard thing, no excuse for not working for 2 years, no employment references aside from family, Hamber, and the fags. I think she's doomed to life as the butler. Perhaps she can add that to her resume?

There's probably a niche market for Becky's services out there - plenty of elderly rich people who need caregivers to fetch their food and drive them places in return for walmart gift cards and a place to live. I don't think it would even matter if the person requiring Becky's services is male or female - her current existence is sexless anyway. If she is smart (OK this is Becky we are talking about so unlikely), she could find someone who will leave her their money when they die. She has plenty of experience in enabling people to self-destruct, so finding a wealthy elderly target could be a sound career move.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

One month of Weigh Ins on a white board
- failed
One month of Not eating out - failed
One month of optavia - failed
100 days of trying - failed
100 days of weigh in - failed
Vlogmas 2018 - failed
Dietician 3,000 cal. Diet - failed
Counting cal. - failed
Giving myself a weekly calorie allowance
- failed
8,000 steps a day - failed
2,000 steps a day - failed
Uploading M/W/F - failed
At the end of each video reading a comment
- failed
100 days of uploading - in progress

It’s sad that this past year I’ve watched and lived through each of these pathetic themed challenges.

Don't forget failed the squat challenge, that was her like her third video.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Amber never takes her meds for more than one day, I think she is just manic for money.

Better to spend money on food as a substitute for meds because they "fill her up more" and "tastes better" than meds.